MissDeidra
Senior Member
Happy Bday Ms. K. I totally missed this thread! Hope it was a nice one and you got to do some fun stuff with your son. 
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Happy birthday Ms. Kianna
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slimvintage
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God I think I got carried away. My sense of humor sometimes bears no relation to what a normal, intelligent person would find funny. I was actually chortling out loud as I wrote that, describing the most loved person on the forum--a petite, feminine blonde, intelligent, human, very emotionally evolved--as this charismatic hermaphrodite with a large, and uneven, number of testicles and a gigantic veiny dick. And on her birthday thread!!!! A 14 year old friend of mine would tell me, "dude you are being so gay..."
I'm so sorry about that. But I'm still huh huh-ing out loud: there must be something gravely wrong with me. Jesus, get a grip mister.
Ms. Kianna
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Slimmie!!! There is stuff wrong with you on soooooo many levels.
BUT, since you went there about my GIGANTIC fuck tool.............I gotta tell ya, that strap on you sent me......to get used to, before I come to vacation with you, is so HUGE that I keep loosing my balance.
So, if Jimmie would run, what the hell are you going to do????? Just remember, YOU bought it!
mikeyank
Long time forumite
Perhaps David, Eddie & Tyler should make the trip too, with their video equipment, to record this scene for perhaps a new fetish site of David's. As Slim isn't used to bottoming, and Ms. K hasn't topped before, the pre-fuck banter and monetary negotiations would be fascinating.Slimmie!!! There is stuff wrong with you on soooooo many levels.
BUT, since you went there about my GIGANTIC fuck tool.............I gotta tell ya, that strap on you sent me......to get used to, before I come to vacation with you, is so HUGE that I keep loosing my balance.
So, if Jimmie would run, what the hell are you going to do????? Just remember, YOU bought it!
Perhaps David, Eddie & Tyler should make the trip too, with their video equipment, to record this scene for perhaps a new fetish site of David's. As Slim isn't used to bottoming, and Ms. K hasn't topped before, the pre-fuck banter and monetary negotiations would be fascinating.
LMAO.
Perhaps David, Eddie & Tyler should make the trip too, with their video equipment, to record this scene for perhaps a new fetish site of David's. As Slim isn't used to bottoming, and Ms. K hasn't topped before, the pre-fuck banter and monetary negotiations would be fascinating.
This I would pay good money to see
slimvintage
BSB Addict
Come on you guys, you don't think I didn't try that thing out before I sent it to her? It took about 45 sweaty, cursing minutes to get it in halfway, but the result was the most extraordinary series of electrifying private messages from my prostate gland, shivers running all the way up and down my dick and torso, like a sexual version of sheet lightning.
Part of the reason it's so heavy that it topples her over forward is the huge cum reservoir (a half gallon of tapioca pudding thinned down with rice drink) which can be released by a battery operated pump on the ventral area. I didn't try that. You keep something back for the dick's debut, strapped onto its staggering owner.
Film rights available.
Part of the reason it's so heavy that it topples her over forward is the huge cum reservoir (a half gallon of tapioca pudding thinned down with rice drink) which can be released by a battery operated pump on the ventral area. I didn't try that. You keep something back for the dick's debut, strapped onto its staggering owner.
Film rights available.
Perhaps David, Eddie & Tyler should make the trip too, with their video equipment, to record this scene for perhaps a new fetish site of David's. As Slim isn't used to bottoming, and Ms. K hasn't topped before, the pre-fuck banter and monetary negotiations would be fascinating.
OMG OMG OMG..... I just wet my pants... seriously! This is all way too funny on sooooo many levels
Thanks! I needed this!
Ms. Kianna
BSB Addict
OMG OMG OMG..... I just wet my pants... seriously! This is all way too funny on sooooo many levels
So glad we could all make you laugh! I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the tapioca pudding.
I hope Slimmie doesn't expect it to stay fresh, until I get there.
So glad we could all make you laugh! I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the tapioca pudding.
I hope Slimmie doesn't expect it to stay fresh, until I get there.
I hope so, too... Nothing worse than lumpier than normal thinned down tapioca
Unless it's Elmer's...
slimvintage
BSB Addict
So glad we could all make you laugh! I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the tapioca pudding.
I hope Slimmie doesn't expect it to stay fresh, until I get there.
Dude, I can whip you up a batch in about 8 minutes and there's usually a quart of Rice Dream in the fridge. So that's no problem.
What worries me is the fact that the electronic rush-pump can shoot that shit halfway across the bathroom, just on "Gentle". You're gonna have to do some serious rehearsal before we inaugurate the KiaKok. I don't like to spit anything out that hasn't gone in from the top, capito bella?
Ms. Kianna
BSB Addict
Damn. If we get in a fight, you are really going to have to be sure it is "make up" sex, that I am really after.
Ummmm....
Did you just call Ms Kianna "Dude"??? Hello!!! I do like the nickname you gave to your toy, tho...
Did you just call Ms Kianna "Dude"??? Hello!!! I do like the nickname you gave to your toy, tho...
slimvintage
BSB Addict
Damn. If we get in a fight, you are really going to have to be sure it is "make up" sex, that I am really after.
If we have a fight it will be Naked Combat like Jimmie and Austin. No prosthetics, got it?
slimvintage
BSB Addict
Did you just call Ms Kianna "Dude"??? Hello!!! I do like the nickname you gave to your toy, tho...
She's ok with dude. I call my mother dude too. Dude.
