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Hair - Gift or Curse?

Phillionaire

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Hey guys, just want to get some open opinions on something and I think this is the right Target Market to ask!

Somewhere along the lines I read someone say "his beautiful hairy butt" or somethin ect ect..

Now, from my thieghs down I'm pretty hairy, especially my ass. I mean if you were cold, I could weave ya a sweater, if you want to go on a picnik, I'll make the basket, ya dig!? Haha

Me personally, I have always hated THE hair, and hair. Not really disgusted by it, but it doesn't turn me on - so to speak!

Some would say hair symbolizes a man. I know I'm a man, I don't need hair to prove that, but if I waxed or shaved a lot of it off.. I really wouldn't know what that would look like.. I guess it would fullfill the Twink fantasy a little more... What do you guys think?

Hair - gooood or bad?
 
Don't shave your ass. One of the two hottest epidermal things about young guys is the fact that they are really hairy from the waist down but their torsos are smooth (and the other thing is the moles they have on their shoulders and trunk, which gradually disappear as they get into their 20s.)

As the decades progress your leggies will go smooth and the whole sweater thing you're talkin' about will come true: hairy shoulders and back, upper arms, ears, nostrils, even your eyebrows will have to be trimmed to keep you from going blind from the puncture wounds...

Don't shave your ass, it's hot. And not because it's insulated. Find a Diesal movie and check out his cheeks.
 
That's funny you say that because I also do have quite a few moles around my shoulders, back and upper chest area!

I really would shave it because that's - short temp. , but I would consider lasic hair removal or something.. Your probably right, I was made with hair for a reason!

But you best believe as I get older, you won't be finding any hair in my ears, nose or cattapillin over my eye brows! Ha
 
Hair is there for a purpose I guess. I don't shave anything apart from my face.

Well put...

I got used to my body hair, or what I have of it, a few years ago. Stopped trying to shave, or wax or what have you. It is what it is, I guess. I think I shave my head more than any other part of my body.

As for how it looks on other guys... for me that depends...how hairy/hairless is the rest of the body. If there in nothing naturally north of the border and a forest south, that could make me balk. I would, however, take a hairy rear over one that is shaved. Women shave their bodies and I don't think men should, but to each their own. A little is good, a lot, well that just depends on the ass its on:001_smile:
 
I, personally, am not attracted to a lot of hair. That being said, I KNOW it is something that one does not have a choice in, (short of shaving/waxing-OUCH!), so in keeping with my mindset of my posts, aka NOT to be hypocritical, if it is there, SO WHAT? It is the INSIDE of a person that is what REALLY you are with your S.O./hubby/bf/gf/wife, etc!
 
This is an interesting conundrum... to remove excess hair or keep it, to accept your body as it is, or to modify it. Personally, I don't like a lot of body hair from a visual perspective, on the upper body. I like running my fingers through a nice thick bush, but I don't like to have my nose buried in one. Fortunately for me, my husband isn't very hairy, except for his bush, and he keeps that trimmed short for me. So I have the best of both worlds, full, short bush....

So if you wear hair pants like our beloved Diesal, then perhaps one thing to consider is not total removal of the hair, but a trim... After all, it might make a sex partner more likely to explore your nether regions if s/he doesn't have to hack through the forest to get to the watering hole.... I know it would make a difference for me.
 
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This is an interesting conundrum... to remove excess hair or keep it, to accept your body as it is, or to modify it. Personally, I don't like a lot of body hair from a visual perspective, on the upper body. I like running my fingers through a nice thick bush, but I don't like to have my nose buried in one. Fortunately for me, my husband isn't very hairy, except for his bush, and he keeps that trimmed short for me. So I have the best of both worlds, full, short bush....

So if you wear hair pants like our beloved Diesal, then perhaps one thing to consider is not total removal of the hair, but a trim... After all, it might make a sex partner more likely to explore your nether regions if s/he doesn't have to hack through the forest to get to the watering hole.... I know it would make a difference for me.

LL - as I said the hair whether it be beard, armpits, pubic, nose, ears, is there for a purpose. Yes I think we should trim it, otherwise we would soon look like Baboons or Orangutans or both lol. I mean vaginal hear is also there for a purpose, n'est pas ?
 
I reckon none or a little is best.

When I was at school I used to go camping a few times a year with a my bf and group of straight mates in the Australian bush for a week at a time. We lived on what we brought in on our backs as the national park had no facilities for camping or anything else for that matter. That's why we liked it.

Anyway, my bf had a bit of a hairy arse and after a week of living in the wild he used to ask me to cut with scissors the dried bits of shit caught in his crack hair when we got back home. Because I hated doing it, I used to make him bend over in the bath and pull his cheeks apart and cause him some uncomfortableness to try and discourage him from asking me in the future. It would have been a very funny thing to catch on camera as he used to bitch at me when I tugged his hair with the scissors and I used to tell him to shut up and pull his cheeks further apart or do it himself. I'm laughing now just remembering this.

Good post Phillionaire.

Undie

p.s. OMG Phillionaire, what happened to your eye?
 
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indeed...

LL - as I said the hair whether it be beard, armpits, pubic, nose, ears, is there for a purpose. Yes I think we should trim it, otherwise we would soon look like Baboons or Orangutans or both lol. I mean vaginal hear is also there for a purpose, n'est pas ?

Vous avez raison, Monsiour.... It is there for a reason, and I for one carefully groom mine, although it doesn't actually grow inside my vagina. Instead, it grows on the mons... ;) I'm sure you knew that... but just in case some of the other men on the forum were confused....
 
Hey guys, just want to get some open opinions on something and I think this is the right Target Market to ask!

Somewhere along the lines I read someone say "his beautiful hairy butt" or somethin ect ect..

Now, from my thieghs down I'm pretty hairy, especially my ass. I mean if you were cold, I could weave ya a sweater, if you want to go on a picnik, I'll make the basket, ya dig!? Haha

Me personally, I have always hated THE hair, and hair. Not really disgusted by it, but it doesn't turn me on - so to speak!

Some would say hair symbolizes a man. I know I'm a man, I don't need hair to prove that, but if I waxed or shaved a lot of it off.. I really wouldn't know what that would look like.. I guess it would fullfill the Twink fantasy a little more... What do you guys think?

Hair - gooood or bad?

What's body hair? Haha...
 
Gift or Curse... Hairy palms

What's body hair? Haha...

Dear Zyl84,

Okay, so you suckered me in. I'll bite. "What am I supposed to do with my hairy palms, afterall?" It's easy to sit there and snicker while biting your lip. With the colder months ahead, I can't even button or zip my fly without getting all befuddled as to how I am actually going to close it. People are not sympathetic to my plight at all refusing to lend me a hand in my moment of need. I guess I will have to live, get married, and die in elasticized gym pants and/or shorts for the remainder of my life.

Even when I shave my palms, the stubble surfaces in hours and no one, not male nor female, likes having my shaved hand scratch their hand. Not understanding the situation fully, people out of the blue are always coming up to me to offer a bottle of hand lotion and frequently act offended when I refuse their gift. Why, I can't even wipe my butt without suffering abrasions and pain just keeping myself clean.

I often ask myself what did I do to deserve this? I know two or three occassions I mixed up the hand lotion with the hair tonic but, surely that couldn't be it? Oh well, for me I find hairy palms a curse and a grating pain in the butt.
 
You would really have to trust someone, to let them shave or wax your ass. I think the itchy stubble of regrowth would be very uncomfortable. Grooming is definitely the way to go with this issue. Especially, when it comes to nose, ear, and extra eyebrow hair.
 
Dear Zyl84,

Okay, so you suckered me in. I'll bite. "What am I supposed to do with my hairy palms, afterall?" It's easy to sit there and snicker while biting your lip. With the colder months ahead, I can't even button or zip my fly without getting all befuddled as to how I am actually going to close it. People are not sympathetic to my plight at all refusing to lend me a hand in my moment of need. I guess I will have to live, get married, and die in elasticized gym pants and/or shorts for the remainder of my life.

Even when I shave my palms, the stubble surfaces in hours and no one, not male nor female, likes having my shaved hand scratch their hand. Not understanding the situation fully, people out of the blue are always coming up to me to offer a bottle of hand lotion and frequently act offended when I refuse their gift. Why, I can't even wipe my butt without suffering abrasions and pain just keeping myself clean.

I often ask myself what did I do to deserve this? I know two or three occassions I mixed up the hand lotion with the hair tonic but, surely that couldn't be it? Oh well, for me I find hairy palms a curse and a grating pain in the butt.

You shall now be christened the Werewolf of Little Rock :001_smile:
 
Vous avez raison, Monsiour.... It is there for a reason, and I for one carefully groom mine, although it doesn't actually grow inside my vagina. Instead, it grows on the mons... ;) I'm sure you knew that... but just in case some of the other men on the forum were confused....

Au naturale as Del Boy used to say (Only Fools and Horses BBC1). Sorry about identifying the exact growth area of down under Mons Cherie xx :001_smile:
 
Dear Zyl84,

Okay, so you suckered me in. I'll bite. "What am I supposed to do with my hairy palms, afterall?" It's easy to sit there and snicker while biting your lip. With the colder months ahead, I can't even button or zip my fly without getting all befuddled as to how I am actually going to close it. People are not sympathetic to my plight at all refusing to lend me a hand in my moment of need. I guess I will have to live, get married, and die in elasticized gym pants and/or shorts for the remainder of my life.

Even when I shave my palms, the stubble surfaces in hours and no one, not male nor female, likes having my shaved hand scratch their hand. Not understanding the situation fully, people out of the blue are always coming up to me to offer a bottle of hand lotion and frequently act offended when I refuse their gift. Why, I can't even wipe my butt without suffering abrasions and pain just keeping myself clean.

I often ask myself what did I do to deserve this? I know two or three occassions I mixed up the hand lotion with the hair tonic but, surely that couldn't be it? Oh well, for me I find hairy palms a curse and a grating pain in the butt.

I'll bring the lawn mower over if you need help with your back? :001_tt2: Sorry, I had to make a joke. In all honesty, I dislike not having more body hair. It's interesting sometimes when I walk into my lecture halls and the students staring back at me don't believe my age. If I could grow facial hair and didn't have Medusa's curls on top of my head, I could probably be taken more for my age.
 
I'll bring the lawn mower over if you need help with your back? :001_tt2: Sorry, I had to make a joke. In all honesty, I dislike not having more body hair. It's interesting sometimes when I walk into my lecture halls and the students staring back at me don't believe my age. If I could grow facial hair and didn't have Medusa's curls on top of my head, I could probably be taken more for my age.

Does anyone else watch "Modern Family"? There's a terrific moment in the gay couple's vignette a couple of weeks ago involving shoulders. The redhead and the larger-sizes guy have a tiff but are just about ready to make up in the bathroom, where ginger-beard has gone in a martyr-huff to shave because of something the other one said about his beard. They both relent and decide to love each other again, and biggie suggests to his hubby that he "do my shoulders" and turns his back in readiness for a massage. Red is still holding the razor he's started to take off his beard with and holds it up, with the can of shaving gel in the other hand, waiting for Partner to take off his shirt. The whole rapprochement goes to hell when fatty realizes that "doing my shoulders" automatically meant to ginger a depilatory favor rather than a back rub.

God I shouldn't ever ever try to tell something I saw on TV. Never.
 
Viva la Hairpants!

I love a guy real hairy. I do have an armpit fetish and rather prefer it trimmed up, but either was is nice from this females perspective.
 
Personally, my mouth literally waters at shaved frat guys. As much as people claim you see it too often in gay porn, it's actually very rare. Many of the gay paysites out there, specifically Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher, and Chaos Men, literally frown upon their guys being shaved. Sean Cody has lamented every guy whose pubes were shaved, Corbin Fisher has verbally told first-time models they aren't to be shaved anymore in the middle of their audition/solo scene, and on Chaos Men they even have it in their FAQ that they actually REQUEST their models to not be shaved.

If you are a frequent watcher of straight porn (like I am, I happen to find straight porn HOT!), you will see that in a large percentage of Gonzo type, and truly amateur straight porn where they are literally paying frat guys to fuck sorority girls, the straight guys are shaved waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more often than the gay guys are. You see a lot of military guys shaved a lot too, which makes me want to start a site of hidden shower cams to watch all those military dudes shaving their cock and balls in the communal showers lol!

I don't know how much of it is because they guys themselves prefer the "really groomed" look, and how much is because their girlfriends and female sex partners prefer it. But the reality is, straight guys tend to shave it all off (I'm speaking of their pubes and balls, not their legs or armpit hair). It seems that their pubes and balls are completely shaved a lot, but their armpit hair is always left intact. Personally, I think this is HOT!

I heard it said once too that as the camera tends to add inches to your waist, shaving your pubes tends to give the appearance of adding size to your cock!

Personally I love the completely shaved look on guys (especially if they're really muscular and BUILT), and when I was in high school I almost joined the swim team just so I could take part in the shaving parties the entire team would have in the showers before a meet!

Abe
 
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Green solution please and skip the hair tonic!

I'll bring the lawn mower over if you need help with your back? :001_tt2: Sorry, I had to make a joke. In all honesty, I dislike not having more body hair. It's interesting sometimes when I walk into my lecture halls and the students staring back at me don't believe my age. If I could grow facial hair and didn't have Medusa's curls on top of my head, I could probably be taken more for my age.

Dear zyl84,

I need to know who many times a week are your services available? Do you offer completely discrete services having no logo on your van nor readily identifiable business uniform? Are your employees required to wear medium to short length shorts? Furthermore, not wishing to polute the environment any more than necessary following the BP - Gulf of Mexico oil spill, is your lawn equipment electric, wind, or solar powered?

I take no offense of your modest joke. My philosophy about minimal body hair and the absence of a beard or even peach fuz, I think you should pat yourself on the back all the while singing the following...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAk8z2PLOmc

Your relative hairiness could be worse as this song gives witness, trust me! I'm no bear despite the present state of my palms. But I so admire smooth silky stubble-free skin and while you have got it to some degree, thank the hair powers above for removing this life long burdon from you. Isn't it ironic that we always want something we don't have! Were you a true werewolf with a hairy back and all, you would be lusting in your heart for smooth skin.

Be happy with what you have got, things can always be worse.
 
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