Is this Spider Man available for Birthday Parties? Also, does he charge by the stroke or by the gallon? I think this is a population crisis in the making. Don't bother calling Rick Santorum cause he certainly doesn't have a clue! I think this is a job custom-made for "Planned Parenthood"! I don't exactly know how long he can keep this up, but afterwards he sure as hell is going to be "one real Supersore Super-Cummer."
Sincerely (something that is every gay boy's dream cum true),