Desperate maybe not, but certainly not exigent about body type.
I'm sure I would have done that to see what it felt like when I was 14.
OK, I did do that to see what it felt like when I was 14. It felt awesome. The pipe opening was big enough for the water to rush in around my dick, and after I'd shot my load into the system, I was able to get my happy willy back out without calling for help. These two older girls (22?) from Pennsylvania who always swam in that pool early in the morning, and who taught me how to dance the chachacha at poolside, might have noticed the difference in the water the next day...that was a great vacation. I was at wank apogee for those 3 weeks in Ft. Lauderdale, and got at myself 5 and 6 times a day. My dick and I had only one thing in mind, and the collaboration between us was tip-top.