Does this mean I'm not a virgin anymore?

[i2ina69]

I am in awe of your ability to laugh i2, for even though the doctor has given you an excellent prognosis, he cannot remove from you one of the most dreaded procedures known to medicine. Having had a similiar scare a few years back and three years of semi-annual colonscopic checkups, my best friend gave me this advice: name the instrument then close your eyes and focus on that name. I called mine Hugh Jackman. Apparently my friend forgot to tell me to warn the doctor because from the moment they knocked me out until I woke up, I kept calling out "Hugh." The doctor said it was quite disconcerting.

You are now a permanent part of my family's prayers, dear sir, and we shall call out your name to God each evening until you are through this ordeal.

With love and knishes
Rifle

Nothing will ever take away my love to laugh. I'll call mine Conner Trinneer. Thank you for the great laugh.

BTW Welcome to the forum.

 

[Jayman01]

Nothing will ever take away my love to laugh. I'll call mine Conner Trinneer. Thank you for the great laugh.

BTW Welcome to the forum.

Laughter truly is the best medicine. Again, my prayers are with you. Live long and prosper my dear friend.

 

[Markymark]

Well, I went to the Doc yesterday and he said we caught the cancer in the early stage, thank you creator, he said the best thing to do is cut out 1/3 of my colon (the right side) and rejoin it with the small intestine. I'm waiting on the 2nd opinion. He said he thinks I won't need cemo. I have all my apendages crossed. . I will let you guy's and gal's now what's next.

I am ecstatic to hear this! Such wonderful news. As for the second
opinion, ok:

Man goes to doctor who says, "You need an operation." Man says, " I want a second opinion" Doc says, " OK, you're ugly, but the operation won't fix that!"

Bada Bing!

Seriously i2, you do know we are all getting together on the 8th, of May, right? We'll have to have a new Star Trek Thread, and we'll all show David/Mark what "Critique" really means, OK?

With love, admiration and prayers,I am,

 

[tucsonjayce]

Well, I went to the Doc yesterday and he said we caught the cancer in the early stage, thank you creator, he said the best thing to do is cut out 1/3 of my colon (the right side) and rejoin it with the small intestine. I'm waiting on the 2nd opinion. He said he thinks I won't need cemo. I have all my apendages crossed. . I will let you guy's and gal's now what's next.

Catching it early is GREAT news!!!!!

i2ina69: Wonderful news. Will keep on sending warm thoughts your direction. Keep on laughing!!!! And if your laughter is conner Trineer then I want pics of naked laughter!!!!!!

Be well.

Jayce

 

[tampa24]

Well, I went to the Doc yesterday and he said we caught the cancer in the early stage, thank you creator, he said the best thing to do is cut out 1/3 of my colon (the right side) and rejoin it with the small intestine. I'm waiting on the 2nd opinion. He said he thinks I won't need cemo. I have all my apendages crossed. . I will let you guy's and gal's now what's next.

Congratualtions I2! What great news. Even better news if you don't need chemo. Take care my friend. You are in my thoughts and prayers.

 

[i2ina69]

Dr. James please report to exam room 69 patient is waiting.

 

[Jayman01]

Dr. James please report to exam room 69 patient is waiting.

If nothing else the exam should help you get a load off and help you relax a bit. Now where is that doctor???

 

[i2ina69]

If nothing else the exam should help you get a load off and help you relax a bit. Now where is that doctor???

 

[i2ina69]

You know what just dawned on me! I am sitting here and it just hit me why my family was so upset with the news. My grandmother passed away on ash wednesday in 1976, and my mother passed away on good friday in 1996. I was wondering why everyone was upset!

 

[Jayman01]

You know what just dawned on me! I am sitting here and it just hit me why my family was so upset with the news. My grandmother passed away on ash wednesday in 1976, and my mother passed away on good friday in 1996. I was wondering why everyone was upset!

Things that make you go Hummmm!!!

The numerology is odd. 1976 = 5 and 1996 = 7

You got nothing to worry about. 2009 = 2

A 2 represents - Duality. Alteration; diversity; conflict; dependence. Two is a static condition. It is rooted, seen as balance (two sides); stability; reflection. Two are the opposite poles. Represents the dual nature of the human being. It is desire, since all that is manifest in duality is in pairs of opposites. As One represents a point, two represents a length. The Binary is the first number to recede from Unity, it also symbolizes sin which deviates from the first good and denotes the transitory and the corruptible.Two represents two-fold strength--that is symbolized by two of anything, usually in history, by animals in pairs.


A 5 represents - Five is the symbol of human microcosm. The number of the human being. Human forms---the pentagon when arms and legs are out stretched. The pentagon is endless ---sharing the symbolism of perfection and power of the circle. Five is a circular number as it produces itself in its last digit when raised to its own power. The pentacle, like the circle symbolizes whole, the quincunx being the number of its center and the meeting point of heaven, earth, and the four cardinal points plus the center point.

Five is also representative of the Godhead - Central Creator of the four fours plus itself equalling five. Five is the marriage of the hieros gamos as combination of feminine and the masculine. Feminine being even, as 2, in frequency and masculine being odd as 3 in frequency = 5.

The number five symbolizes meditation; religion; versatility. It represents the five senses (taste, touch, smell, sight, hearing) everywhere except in the East. In the East there are six---the extra being Mind. We find meanings to five in the five petaled flower, five pointed leaves--especially the ROSE. The Rose has much symbolism, but also the lily, vine, all of which represent the microcosm.

The five pointed star depicts individuality and spiritual aspiration, and education when it points upward. The five pointed star pointing downward represents witchcraft, and it is used in black magic. Noted: There is a very broad difference between witchcraft and black magic.

The number five formed the first counting process from which all else came.

A 7 represents - If 6 represents humanity then 7 - the center of the spiral is humanity's connection to its source, god, Christ consciousness - or whatever name you prefer.

Seven is the number of the Universe. It is the three of the heavens (soul) combined with the four (body) of the earth; being the first number containing both the spiritual and the temporal. In looking over the list of meanings it doesn't take long to figure out why the seven has become significant in metaphysical, religious and other spiritual doctrines - as seven represents the virginity of the Great Mother - feminine archetype - She who creates.

There are 7
ages of man
ancient wonders of the world
circles of Universe
cosmic stages
days of the week
heavens
hells
pillars of wisdom
rays of the sun
musical notes - sound as frequency plays a key roll in matters of Universe. There are over 80 octaves of frequency - each governing a specific manifestation in Universe.

Of course when I did the math I only looked at the actual year. And not their true life's path numerology. Nor did I ad in the specific date. Usually the year speaks clearly enough in these cases.

 

[i2ina69]

Thank you jayman!!!

 

[Kodieboy]

Laughter and prayers help in most cases , so you keep smiling and laughing we will take care of the prayers.

remember your never fully dressed without a smile

 

[Reubenjames]

Dear 12ina69.
I have followed this thread with awe, how brave of you to share with us your condition and treatment, well done.
As others have said you have been put on my prayer list too.
But to answer your original question are you still a virgin, yes you are, but there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Sorry nurse humour.
Love Reub.

 

[i2ina69]

Dear 12ina69.
I have followed this thread with awe, how brave of you to share with us your condition and treatment, well done.
As others have said you have been put on my prayer list too.
But to answer your original question are you still a virgin, yes you are, but there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Sorry nurse humour.
Love Reub.

Reuben I am laughing so hard I'm crying. this is the best answer I have ever heard. Thank you so much.

 

[Jayman01]

Dear 12ina69.
I have followed this thread with awe, how brave of you to share with us your condition and treatment, well done.
As others have said you have been put on my prayer list too.
But to answer your original question are you still a virgin, yes you are, but there is light at the end of the tunnel.
Sorry nurse humour.
Love Reub.

LOL I that if very witty. Thanks for sharing.

 

[i2ina69]

Well 10:00 I go in to the hospital. I will let you folks now when I'm back on-line. Thank you for all your prayers and kind thought's. God Bless you all.

meegwiich.

 

[Jayman01]

Well 10:00 I go in to the hospital. I will let you folks now when I'm back on-line. Thank you for all your prayers and kind thought's. God Bless you all.

meegwiich.

My Prayers are with you... I also asked my friend who is a Clan Mother for the Algonquin tribes to ask the Shamen to send you powerful healing...

 

[rifle]

There was a young queen standing on a street corner when a handsome young man walked by. "This is it. This it really it," she thought, and followed him down the street and into the elevator and to the 43rd floor and into an office labeled Dr. Smith, Proctologist."

After a few minutes, an inner door opened and the handsome young man said, "Next!" and the queen entered. "Doctor, I'm sick, I'm really, really sick."

"All right," said the handsome doctor, "remove your trousers and drape them over the chair. The doctor put on a glove, put lubricant on his finger and inserted. The queen giggled. The doctor looked shocked and said, "I'm sorry, I have patients who really need me. Please leave and don't come back. I don't need to waste my time."

Three weeks passed and the doctor opened his door and said, "Next."

The queen entered and said, "Oh, doctor, I'm sick this time, I really, really am."

"All right," the doctor said, "remove your trousers and put them on the chair." The queen removed his trousers and draped them on the chair. The doctor put on his glove and lubricated his finger and inserted it. The queen did not flinch. "Well," the doctor thought, "perhaps there is something wrong," and pushed his finger deeper. He felt something hard and moved his finger around it. He could not determine what it was so he moved to slip in his thumb and grip it. Finally he did and pulled it out. He was shocked. "What are you doing with a bouquet of flowers up your ass," he screamed.

"Oh, doctor," said the queen, "read the card. Read the card."

Surprise your doctor. Take him flowers.

Rifle

 

[Jayman01]

There was a young queen standing on a street corner when a handsome young man walked by. "This is it. This it really it," she thought, and followed him down the street and into the elevator and to the 43rd floor and into an office labeled Dr. Smith, Proctologist."

After a few minutes, an inner door opened and the handsome young man said, "Next!" and the queen entered. "Doctor, I'm sick, I'm really, really sick."

"All right," said the handsome doctor, "remove your trousers and drape them over the chair. The doctor put on a glove, put lubricant on his finger and inserted. The queen giggled. The doctor looked shocked and said, "I'm sorry, I have patients who really need me. Please leave and don't come back. I don't need to waste my time."

Three weeks passed and the doctor opened his door and said, "Next."

The queen entered and said, "Oh, doctor, I'm sick this time, I really, really am."

"All right," the doctor said, "remove your trousers and put them on the chair." The queen removed his trousers and draped them on the chair. The doctor put on his glove and lubricated his finger and inserted it. The queen did not flinch. "Well," the doctor thought, "perhaps there is something wrong," and pushed his finger deeper. He felt something hard and moved his finger around it. He could not determine what it was so he moved to slip in his thumb and grip it. Finally he did and pulled it out. He was shocked. "What are you doing with a bouquet of flowers up your ass," he screamed.

"Oh, doctor," said the queen, "read the card. Read the card."

Surprise your doctor. Take him flowers.

Rifle

LMAO...

 

[i2ina69]

There was a young queen standing on a street corner when a handsome young man walked by. "This is it. This it really it," she thought, and followed him down the street and into the elevator and to the 43rd floor and into an office labeled Dr. Smith, Proctologist."

After a few minutes, an inner door opened and the handsome young man said, "Next!" and the queen entered. "Doctor, I'm sick, I'm really, really sick."

"All right," said the handsome doctor, "remove your trousers and drape them over the chair. The doctor put on a glove, put lubricant on his finger and inserted. The queen giggled. The doctor looked shocked and said, "I'm sorry, I have patients who really need me. Please leave and don't come back. I don't need to waste my time."

Three weeks passed and the doctor opened his door and said, "Next."

The queen entered and said, "Oh, doctor, I'm sick this time, I really, really am."

"All right," the doctor said, "remove your trousers and put them on the chair." The queen removed his trousers and draped them on the chair. The doctor put on his glove and lubricated his finger and inserted it. The queen did not flinch. "Well," the doctor thought, "perhaps there is something wrong," and pushed his finger deeper. He felt something hard and moved his finger around it. He could not determine what it was so he moved to slip in his thumb and grip it. Finally he did and pulled it out. He was shocked. "What are you doing with a bouquet of flowers up your ass," he screamed.

"Oh, doctor," said the queen, "read the card. Read the card."

Surprise your doctor. Take him flowers.

Rifle

Dam I wish rifle was still a member I would thank him. LMAO