So let me see if I correctly understand your Monte Hall "Let's make a Deal" idea.
First we have a studio of potential straighties/first timers in costumes all hoping to make "BIG" Dollars.
Monte (AKA David) comes sauntering in and randomly selected three wildly gyrating contestants. For sake of discussion their names are: CJ, Landon & Tyler. Each one has been given an envelope that has something inside.
So Monte goes to CJ first and after some small talk Jay (Stuart) comes down with a box on the table. Monte offers CJ the box on the table or the large box on the floor in front of Slim, for the envelope. CJ decides to take the big box on the floor. Monte opens the envelop and inside is a $500 bill (boos and some cheers from the audience). Next the small the box on the table is opened and inside is a Kitchenaid mixer (ZONK). We now open the big box and find $1200 and Danny for the "Big Show". Big applause!!!!!
CJ sits down and Monte goes to Landon. He offers Landon the curtain that Markymark is standing in front of or the $500 bill CJ rejected. Landon rejects the curtain and the $500 to keep the envelope. Markymark opens the curtain and we see a beautiful bedroom set with a nude Dustin holding $800.
So Landon is still holding his envelope, Monte offers him the box that Slim is now showing. Once again, Landon rejects the box and keeps the envelope. Slim pushes the box away and we find a Pony (ZONK) that has been rejected.
So Monte takes the envelop and opens it. (drum roll) Inside is a Picture of
Diesal and $2000 to bottom for Landon. The Place is going wild.
After a commercial break we come back to Tyler. Jay (Stuart) comes back down the Aisle with a box. Monte offers the box on the table, or the box in front of Slim or the Curtain in front of Markymark. The audience is hollowing for Tyler to take this or that. Finally, Tyler gives Monte the envelope and chooses the Curtain. Monte opens the envelope and finds two crisp $1000 bills. The audience moans. Next Monte has the box pushed away and inside we find Sean and Sean for a threeway and $1500. Again, moans and more moans.
There is a roar of excitement as Markymark opens the curtain to find standing there:
RUNNINGSCOPION!
Tyler is jumping up and down and rushes down the aisle as Monte says until next time. Tyler leaps into Runningscopion's arms with Hugs and Kisses as the credits roll down.
Now Jayman, is that what you were referring too???
God, I've got to go take a shower.
Til tonight after work,
Live Long and Prosper,
Vicekid