Dexter, Robert and Alden

[tampa24]

Well. Actually I was referring to you, elyot, and about 30 other forumites. Nothing nerdy about me. But then I don't masturbate either.

What happened Slim? You threw away your old sticky keyboard perhaps and bought new? So now you're you're geting all virtuous on us? LOL

 

[Jayman01]

Well. Actually I was referring to you, elyot, and about 30 other forumites. Nothing nerdy about me. But then I don't masturbate either.

Slim, have you been hearing any thunder and lightening lately? If you do, don't worry I am sure it is nothing.

 

[parisnoyd]

Slim, have you been hearing any thunder and lightening lately? If you do, don't worry I am sure it is nothing.

Slim, you may want to stay indoors until the storm passes!

Good one, Jayman!

 

[slimvintage]

He whose name is never spoken.

I have also noticed when there is dead silence from management about a particular model they never seem to appear again It is like the Cosa nostra and Omerta(code of silence) for you non-Italians MORTE

I think it's more like Brando getting very fat halfway through Apocalypse and having to be filmed in a dense penumbra. They realize that the whole edifice might collapse if that model's retirement were announced, they know that alternatively we might not love him with 20 lbs. added to his scrawny white frame (oh, yeah, all muscle, right), and therefore find themselves in a rather dicked up dilemma. Do they hope we'll forget all about him eventually? Is this less like a fat Brando and more like keeping Uncle Terry's body in the freezer for years in order to collect the social security check? Tell me, I want to know.

 

[slimvintage]

nerdy masturbators

To say someone is a bit of a nerd is one of the biggest compliments I can pay a guy. And actually I think I'll try some of that masturbating thing. When Tyler, with 20 lbs. of muscle added strategically to his perfect pale boybod, appears in a shoot that was filmed some time later than 2008, I'll get my humongous wanktool out and celebrate.

Does anyone else want to see Tyler again?

 

[tucsonjayce]

I think it's more like Brando getting very fat halfway through Apocalypse and having to be filmed in a dense penumbra. They realize that the whole edifice might collapse if that model's retirement were announced, they know that alternatively we might not love him with 20 lbs. added to his scrawny white frame (oh, yeah, all muscle, right), and therefore find themselves in a rather dicked up dilemma. Do they hope we'll forget all about him eventually? Is this less like a fat Brando and more like keeping Uncle Terry's body in the freezer for years in order to collect the social security check? Tell me, I want to know.

Forget Tyler? Never! The would have to delete all his scenes from the site, but I have them all downloaded as I am sure do numerous other members. And we know we have the X-Mas extravaganza coming up soon. From the pics that Dave has given us, it appears that Tyler tops Danny in one scene (I can't wait for that one). Tyler also seems to have a special relationship with Dave. I'm not saying anything like what some of you may be imagining but more of a mentor/mentee kind of thing. Maybe Tyler could end up being the next "Dave". And if the worst happens and Tyler decides to go on to other (or greener) pastures, so be it. And if he got on Dave's shit list, well then he's changed for the worse and do we really need another Dustin (albeit one that bottoms)?

I would miss Tyler. But I put my trust and $30/mo in Blu to do the right thing. We will just have to wait and see how things turn out. The Universe will provide, usually what we need and not necessarily what we want.

Blessed be,

Jayce

 

[baal]

I thought Alden was adorable. His nervousness at being in a threesome, his glee when he realized he'd be the focus, that look of bliss on his face later, and that wild facial combine to make Alden my current favorite model...

 

[raysvq]

I thought Alden was adorable. His nervousness at being in a threesome, his glee when he realized he'd be the focus, that look of bliss on his face later, and that wild facial combine to make Alden my current favorite model...

How things have changed
In Alden's very first episode, which ended up being a solo, it was he who was up front & rearin' to go & Robert was the nervous & shy one (& ultimately leaving the set at the beginning of the shoot)

 

[Markymark]

MarkyMark, he says no comment at this time like a true professional. And David had to comment that he was going to need to record pre taped interviews. LOL Then I thought of the tea room stalls and all of congressmen that bend over the pages. I thought Wow, he could have a promising career in politics.

I once asked a stuck up cheerleader in HS if I were to offer you $10,000.00 would you go to bed with me and do what ever I asked if I guaranteed you nobody would find out. She said, "Yes, of course." I said I have $10.00 can I get a little something for that. She said, "What kind of girl do you think I am?" I said, "I think we have already determined that, aren't we now just arguing over the price."

I think David should try the Monte Hall approach with these guys and play; "Let's make a Deal."

Do I get to see what the "Lovely Carol Merrill" is hiding behing door # 2?
"Wow! Look honey! It's Luke, in a red lamborghini!"

 

[parisnoyd]

Do I get to see what the "Lovely Carol Merrill" is hiding behing door # 2?
"Wow! Look honey! It's Luke, in a red lamborghini!"

Yeah, like that's going to happen to me!! Luke could drive up in a Yugo, and I'd be a very happy man!! Of course with my luck, it would be just a naked Yugo......................

 

[Jayman01]

Do I get to see what the "Lovely Carol Merrill" is hiding behing door # 2?
"Wow! Look honey! It's Luke, in a red lamborghini!"

Yes, and all Alden needs to do is park and let Luke take him for a drive to win that car. Or he can exchange it for what is in the box?

 

[Markymark]

Yes, and all Alden needs to do is park and let Luke take him for a drive to win that car. Or he can exchange it for what is in the box?

OK Monte, I'll take the small box on the table, cuz we already have a small car!OK so shut up now, maybe now you see your uncle Jack's offer wasn;t so bad after all. No, wait, whose box wasit? Was it Stella's? Cuz if it was, you tell that two time conniving bitch we dont want her box anywhere near our straight son! OK so we will take the small car, just have to find some sucker to dump it on real quick, before the inspector finds out all the problems it has!

 

[Jayman01]

Ok monte, i'll take the small box on the table, cuz we already have a small car!ok so shut up now, maybe now you see your uncle jack's offer wasn;t so bad after all. No, wait, whose box wasit? Was it stella's? Cuz if it was, you tell that two time conniving bitch we dont want her box anywhere near our straight son! Ok so we will take the small car, just have to find some sucker to dump it on real quick, before the inspector finds out all the problems it has!

lol

 

[billyblackboy]

I love all three of these guys. I am a little sad i didn't get to see dexter get fucked again. I can watch that alll day.

 

[elyot1]

To say someone is a bit of a nerd is one of the biggest compliments I can pay a guy. And actually I think I'll try some of that masturbating thing. When Tyler, with 20 lbs. of muscle added strategically to his perfect pale boybod, appears in a shoot that was filmed some time later than 2008, I'll get my humongous wanktool out and celebrate.

Does anyone else want to see Tyler again?

Forget Tyledr. I want to see your 'humongous wanktool'

 

[slimvintage]

Forget Tyledr. I want to see your 'humongous wanktool'

Deffo. Your place or mine?

 

[elyot1]

Deffo. Your place or mine?

Yours. Bet itds warmer than it is here right now and not raining.

 

[slimvintage]

Yours. Bet itds warmer than it is here right now and not raining.

Dude I'm bookin' your ticket.

 

[RunningScorpio21NEPA]

There is a roar of excitement as Markymark opens the curtain to find standing there:

RUNNINGSCOPIO!

Tyler is jumping up and down and rushes down the aisle as Monte says until next time. Tyler leaps into Runningscopion's arms with Hugs and Kisses as the credits roll down.

HAHA! I think I'd be in such a daze of euphoric bliss that if he were to leap into my arms I'd fall backwards flat on my ass from the shock! Let us not forget that Tyler is a "straight" boy who'd never even consider locking lips and tongues with another guy (wink, wink), no matter how good his prospective mate is at making out! Trust me, if the curtain came back down I'd be doing a LOT more to him than just hugging and kissing---think more along the lines of him moaning like a bitch in heat as his eyes roll back into his head! HAHA!

If only we could make that dream come true for RS... hehe

Oh trust me. That's a dream I've relived plentiful times!

Runningscorpio and Tyler sounds like true love!

I wouldn't say "true love." I'd say more along the lines of cyber-fantasy. While I believe I actually joined Broke Straight Boys before Tyler made his big debut at the car show, it was also about that time I was pondering canceling my membership. After that video I was officially "hooked" on this site. LOL! As I said he just reminds me so much of the "boy next door"---the type you grew up next to, shot some hoops with, went skinny-dipping in the backyard with "just for kicks", sneaked some alcohol with on your 18th birthday, and went on double-dates with with girls while each assuming the other was straight, much to your chagrin. You retreated to your bedroom late at night lying in bed hard as a rock with your eyes closed, running your tongue through your pursed lips, and having your arms and legs intertwined with a pillow, all the while picturing it being your best bud who is totally oblivious to the fact that you are doing this while he does the same in his bedroom to his own very lucky pillow just fifty feet away. That's Tyler in a nut shell to me. The type who you'd never assume was bisexual as he walked down the street with his hat flipped backwards, his shades on, his cell phone in one hand with his other arm wrapped around the shoulders of a pretty girl, and yet when all is said and done he has an entire secret life that he leads in which he's the object of adoration of thousands of males.

 

[mikeyank]

As I said he just reminds me so much of the "boy next door"---the type you grew up next to, shot some hoops with, went skinny-dipping in the backyard with "just for kicks", sneaked some alcohol with on your 18th birthday, and went on double-dates with with girls while each assuming the other was straight, much to your chagrin........................That's Tyler in a nut shell to me. The type who you'd never assume was bisexual as he walked down the street with his hat flipped backwards, his shades on, his cell phone in one hand with his other arm wrapped around the shoulders of a pretty girl, and yet when all is said and done he has an entire secret life that he leads in which he's the object of adoration of thousands of males.

Exactly Running Scorpio!!! I agree 100%

Mike