A very worn out and run down looking young man walks into the drug store and walks up to the counter. Pharmacist says good lord son what happed to you? The young man says if you think this is bad wait until you see this and drops his pants to reveal a tattered, bloody war torn penis. Good heavens remarks the druggist! Yea the young man says, do you have any Ben Gay? YOUR NOT GOING TO PUT BEN GAY ON THAT ARE YOU shouts the druggist? Oh heck no says the young man, the Ben Gay is for my arm I just signed up for Broke Collage Boys last night. Sorry guys I had to do it.