the election of the new pope prompted an unexpurgated convo amongst the fratmates and so here it goes:
1) while being fucked called the guy fucking you by wrong guy's name?
2) while being fucked called the guy fucking you the name of a chick?
3) while being fucked had an unexpected blockage removed and heard the squelch of cum + shit but the guy was too close to cumming to pull out and the sheets were a bit spotted afterward?
4) while fucking a guy had him tell you to pull out and he took a dump on the foot of the bed?
5) while fucking a guy told him you had to go piss and he told you to just piss inside of him - so you did and you just kept fucking and pissing?
6) went to wake your bf or fuckbuddy up with a rimjob and while you were rimming he farted while still asleep in your mouth and face?
7) actually had a champagne enema while watching re-runs of AbFab?
8) allowed a best girlfriend and 4 of her sorority sisters to run a strap-on train on you as one of her initiation tasks?
9) had sex in your parents' car in the church parking lot with your fuckbuddy who was the pastor's son while the 8am service (Lutheran- Missouri Synod) was going on?
10) was home fucking your bf over springbreak and just as you both are cumming you hear your father call you from the foot of the stairs because he decided to come home early and surprise you both by taking you to the country club to golf?
If you have any to add or some in common looking forward to your additions!!!
1) while being fucked called the guy fucking you by wrong guy's name?
2) while being fucked called the guy fucking you the name of a chick?
3) while being fucked had an unexpected blockage removed and heard the squelch of cum + shit but the guy was too close to cumming to pull out and the sheets were a bit spotted afterward?
4) while fucking a guy had him tell you to pull out and he took a dump on the foot of the bed?
5) while fucking a guy told him you had to go piss and he told you to just piss inside of him - so you did and you just kept fucking and pissing?
6) went to wake your bf or fuckbuddy up with a rimjob and while you were rimming he farted while still asleep in your mouth and face?
7) actually had a champagne enema while watching re-runs of AbFab?
8) allowed a best girlfriend and 4 of her sorority sisters to run a strap-on train on you as one of her initiation tasks?
9) had sex in your parents' car in the church parking lot with your fuckbuddy who was the pastor's son while the 8am service (Lutheran- Missouri Synod) was going on?
10) was home fucking your bf over springbreak and just as you both are cumming you hear your father call you from the foot of the stairs because he decided to come home early and surprise you both by taking you to the country club to golf?
If you have any to add or some in common looking forward to your additions!!!
