Vinnie rubs one out

[peterh6308]

Lets just say he is the Mitt Romney to Broke Straight Boys updates. In other words, he hasn't a clue as to how he is presenting himself to the public, although he assumes it is much better in his mind than when viewed by the members. I think that the reason why he hasn't had a gf is because of his straggly pubes that do nothing down there to appeal to anybody of any persuasion.

I like his body otherwise but he needs to make his carpet match his silky-smooth pecks, that's right I said pecks. He is someone that needs at a minimum some tasteful manscaping, either symmetrical and neat OR nothing at all but bare skin.

Overall I love his chest and would like to find myself being squeezed by his manly pecks. His cock is adequate to get the job done, but not necessarily anything to write home about. Typically, people with no pubes has the tendency to make their cock look more imposing and I think that is the way he needs to go. Certainly, he shoots a nice load but he needs to be more passionate about getting to that point. Out of generosity, I gave him a "4" expecting him to be responsive to these suggestions! Without improvements, I will not be so generous again.

Being a drama major, who can tell what his actual orientation really is. Furthermore, was the professor in question his male drama instructor or what? Endless questions abound.

He just needs to approach future wanks or other related actions for Broke Straight Boys like a 3-act play with a good introduction, an act that lets us buy into his character, and end up with a climatic orgasmic ending. Broke Straight Boys deserves nothing but the best!!!


Sincerely,


Stimpy

Aren't all drama teachers dirty old queers? lol I didn't mind the pubes, it helps with the straight persona for me. However he obviously didn't get past pledge week with them acting skills.

 

[joeychuck2]

some things are good about him BUT overall just blah. Gave a 3 for his cumming that's it