undie fun

[underwear fun]

Hey boys and girls!

How is everyone?

I've left the cold climes of Canada and moved to Singapore. What a temperature change! This place is only 1.4 degrees north of the equator. Damn hot and sweaty. mmmmmmm. haha

But I think I made a mistake. I found out that, Section 377A of the Penal Code (Singapore) criminalizes "gross indecency" between men which includes consensual, private, adult homosexual acts. The penalty is up to two years' imprisonment.

Fuck! Shit I mean F#ck. (never know who is listening)

So I'm thinking can a f#ck be so damn hot it is worth 2 years in prison? Or maybe that's where the gays go to have sex??? mmmm. They do national service here. 2 years from when you are 18. I was chatting to a guy who is doing his time in the army and he tells me that if you get caught jerking off in the army it is an offence. Punishment is having to report to the guard house every hour 24 hours a day for two weeks. Somehow I don't think that would stop and 18 year old. haha

Well, let me read some of the messages.

Undie (save me from the asian boys!)

 

[lovelumps]

Hi Undie! What a nice surprise! Glad you can join us. I do enjoy a little risky behavior, too

 

[Ms. Kianna]

Undie! Welcome back!

Two years, huh? That gives an all new emphasis to finding the "right" guy, in order to make it worth two years. Yikes, that is one law that I hope they don't enforce.

 

[cumrag27]

WTF!!! Singapore you say...

Hey boys and girls!

How is everyone?

I've left the cold climes of Canada and moved to Singapore. What a temperature change! This place is only 1.4 degrees north of the equator. Damn hot and sweaty. mmmmmmm. haha

But I think I made a mistake. I found out that, Section 377A of the Penal Code (Singapore) criminalizes "gross indecency" between men which includes consensual, private, adult homosexual acts. The penalty is up to two years' imprisonment.

Fuck! Shit I mean F#ck. (never know who is listening)

So I'm thinking can a f#ck be so damn hot it is worth 2 years in prison? Or maybe that's where the gays go to have sex??? mmmm. They do national service here. 2 years from when you are 18. I was chatting to a guy who is doing his time in the army and he tells me that if you get caught jerking off in the army it is an offence. Punishment is having to report to the guard house every hour 24 hours a day for two weeks. Somehow I don't think that would stop and 18 year old. haha

Well, let me read some of the messages.

Undie (save me from the asian boys!)

Dear Undie,

What a totally unexpected surprise! BACK HOME Undie! Hope you stay around at least until the laws in Singapore loosen up abit. In the meanwhile with time to burn on your hands, let me suggest a couple of Broke Straight Boys models for your viewing enjoyment. They are Jason Mathews and Blake Bennett. In particular Blake with Ayden most recent update might be just the fix you might be looking for momentarily in your new home, to whittle away those hours with only time on your hands. I realize that Blake might be a bit hairier that you really prefer, but his heart alone is pure gold and should make up for any hairy negatives he might possess. I don't imagine two years of being confined to a steamy hot prison cell near the Equator without air conditioning for merely doing what comes natural could possibly sound too appealing to anyone.

Best of luck to you in your new home and thank you for restoring the former glory of your iconic Broke Straight Boys avatar. Consider it as a Broke Straight Boys Community service sorta, like having a stolen priceless Rembrandt finally returned in perfect shape after a long absence from the museum. I would like to those gorgeous buns of yours back home again!



Sincerely,


Stimpy

 

[joninliverton]

Hi Undie, it is indeed a surprise. I sent you 2 emails and didn't hear back so guessed you had gone to ground. Still got that special article you sent me... xx

 

[mikeyank]

Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back!!!!

 

[cumrag27]

I couldn't have said it better myself...

Dear Mikeyank,

What a PERFECT WELCOME BACK to our infrequent but still highly valued forum visiter and friend,Undie. With Undie being from Austrailia originally and 3+ decades younger than we both are, I don't know if he can possibly fully appreciate the intensely warm sentimentality associated with this wonderful clip you selected. I certainly hope so! I cannot imagine any clip being more perfectly suited for this occasion!


Sincerely,



Stimpy

 

[Markymark]

Definitely welcome back, Undie! Solution to your problem is to continue moving further east to hawaii, where gay marriage and homosexual acts are allowed. Complete with tons of asian hotties! We call it paradise!

 

[tampa24]

Welcome Back Undie!

It's been too long. I'm so glad to see favorite members from the past returning. As far as the Singaporean penal code goes, it seems like they want guys to do nothing with their penises but procreate. I've also heard of the caning punishments there for various offenses. Please don't put yourself in harm's way with the legal system over there. I think the sooner you get out of there the better off you will be for your personal happiness. Life's too short to take a vow of chastity. Even if (only) for a year or two. I know that earning a paycheck is important too though.

Best wishes Undie. And welcome back!!

 

[grace17]

Hi Undie, looking forward to getting to know you...I think I actually had something really cool and interesting to say to you, but your avatar just blew the words right out of my mind... Lol

 

[joninliverton]

Undie must have gone underground again..

 

[underwear fun]

The 7 July 2003 issue of Time Asia magazine carried a feature article in it where Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong, unprompted and of his own volition, was quoted as saying, 'So let it evolve, and in time the population will understand that some people are born that way. We are born this way and they are born that way, but they are like you and me.' He also stated that gays would now be allowed to serve in 'sensitive positions' in the Civil Service. This unleashed a media frenzy with both brickbats and bouquets tossed up by the general public. The gay community was elated.

Singapore is quite a conservative society and it seems that you can be gay but don't go parading down the street or fucking in the park.

I guy i was seeing here for a while, complained that i didn't kiss him anymore. I responded and said that i was a bit unsure how to interact publicly here as we where meeting up in public more. I told him that I was happy to kiss him in public next time we met up. He said NO NO! Don't do that, if we kiss in public it would be on the news. I didn't believe him thinking he was exaggerating. I ask a couple of other guys later who said someone would prob take a photo and it would get on the news.

Well it looks like indoor sex with the curtains closed then! Or is that normal......haha.

Undie (no jon I haven't gone underground.....just beating off to some of the Broke Straight Boys vids lol)

 

[joninliverton]

Undie (no jon I haven't gone underground.....just beating off to some of the Broke Straight Boys vids lol)

And I'm still beating off to you know what x

 

[MissDeidra]

What up Undie! I think I sent you some emails too a long ass time ago. Glad to see you back. (-:

 

[joninliverton]

What up Undie! I think I sent you some emails too a long ass time ago. Glad to see you back. (-:

Thought you'd gone away again Miss D

 

[MissDeidra]

Thought you'd gone away again Miss D

Nope still here. Just lurking in the shadows like a creeper!

 

[joninliverton]

Nope still here. Just lurking in the shadows like a creeper!

Hun you're funny x x