Maybe this thread needs to be somewhere else or just plain forgotten. But, many, many years ago my cousins and I overheard our uncles talking and laughing about a Willie Nelson scripted poem. My one uncle had written it down and he read it to the other four uncles (including my father) when they were off having a beer in private (part of the family were teetotalers so it had to be done stealthily). Four of us cousins were all same age and we laughed when we heard it (because they all did) but we didn't really "get it". Uncle Les wadded up his scripting and threw it in the trash bin. Of course, I being the "gay" nephew-cousin (unknown by anyone) retrieved it.
Still have it to this day - found it in a "keep box" my mother asked me to come get as she was cleaning out clutter. I found it, looked it up on the internet and sure enough, it really was written by (or is attributed to) Willie Nelson. Thought I'd share it and wondered if others know of such Tributes. Sad thing is, it's beginning to look like he was simply expressing a reality for all men - or at least it's beginning to become my reality. Anyway, here it is:
Just a curios topic I thought might be fun and/or interesting to discuss. (Of course, the models won't understand it being in their prime and all...)
Still have it to this day - found it in a "keep box" my mother asked me to come get as she was cleaning out clutter. I found it, looked it up on the internet and sure enough, it really was written by (or is attributed to) Willie Nelson. Thought I'd share it and wondered if others know of such Tributes. Sad thing is, it's beginning to look like he was simply expressing a reality for all men - or at least it's beginning to become my reality. Anyway, here it is:
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The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
The Penis Poem–by Willie Nelson
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
Just a curios topic I thought might be fun and/or interesting to discuss. (Of course, the models won't understand it being in their prime and all...)