The futon...

[panzer104]

Having gone through the older vids over the past few days I thought of this question...What boys would you like to see back on the futon? Which boys would you like to see take a leave of absence? Which NEW boys would you like to see (think of this one as kind of a fantasy wish list)?

I'll start...

Would love to see Alec back on the futon. Loved his personality, his thin frame and his thick member. The star tats on his butt, well hips, really, were nice. Have been missing this one more than most...

I would like to see Mike R. take a big old leave of absence. Though he has been one of my favorite recent models, the futon has seen WAY to much of those ass cheeks lately. Anything in moderation...

As for new blood, anything in the Tank Shane vein. Unconventional good looks with the bad boy attitude oozing out of him.

 

[mikeyank]

As for new blood, anything in the Tank Shane vein. Unconventional good looks with the bad boy attitude oozing out of him.

I would certainly hope that when we eventually get to see the new scenes with the new boys, Mark agrees with your suggestion.

 

[cumrag27]

Futon Wish List

Having gone through the older vids over the past few days I thought of this question...What boys would you like to see back on the futon? Which boys would you like to see take a leave of absence? Which NEW boys would you like to see (think of this one as kind of a fantasy wish list)?

I'll start...

Would love to see Alec back on the futon. Loved his personality, his thin frame and his thick member. The star tats on his butt, well hips, really, were nice. Have been missing this one more than most...

I would like to see Mike R. take a big old leave of absence. Though he has been one of my favorite recent models, the futon has seen WAY to much of those ass cheeks lately. Anything in moderation...

As for new blood, anything in the Tank Shane vein. Unconventional good looks with the bad boy attitude oozing out of him.

Dear Panzer104,

Would love to see Josh as I loved his innocent boyish look, pristine body with his small treasure trail and manscaped bush and his well defined balls as Shane sucked on his beautiful tasty cock. I love his sweet delicate snips when kissing Shane intently. I am so sure of his love connection with Shane. Their passion was obvious.

I would so like to see Braden never return to Broke Straight Boys He has been ill-suited to the demands of actually being a warm human being and has no finesse when fucking anybody. His whole body is stiff, not just one special part, but he thinks this one part is enough to get by on Broke Straight Boys without giving passion. He is robotic.

As for new blood, I concur with the Tank Shane adding Kevin and Logan as standards of excellence, although Tank Shane and Kevin are more similar in their attitude, Logan with his natural "Mona Lisa smile"and sheer beauty is vastly different, all three added much needed sex appeal to the site.

Sincerely,

Cumrag27, aka Stimpy

 

[whitewhale2]

I always like to go back to the Erik and Ross scenes, perhaps more. And, of course, super sensitive Anthony who I saw recently on Stroke That Dick. And, as always, our porn star Shane, always him.

I agree get rid of Braden. Need a bit of a break from Leon, not permanent, just a break.

We need some dark chocolate. Not medium brown Hispanic, but dark, dark, chocolate. This site tends to be very, very white meat. Not that I'm complaining.

 

[cumrag27]

I always like to go back to the Erik and Ross scenes, perhaps more. And, of course, super sensitive Anthony who I saw recently on Stroke That Dick. And, as always, our porn star Shane, always him.

I agree get rid of Braden. Need a bit of a break from Leon, not permanent, just a break.

We need some dark chocolate. Not medium brown Hispanic, but dark, dark, chocolate. This site tends to be very, very white meat. Not that I'm complaining.

Dear whitewhale,

As a point of clarification, are you referring to "Anthony the Pizza Boy"? If so, save me a couple of slices on thick crust of the every meaty and delightfully spontaneous dude that appeared with Mike (the former gymnast) in a 3-part series while visiting from Chicago (I think). They were SO VERY SUPER HOT TOGETHER. THEY COMPLEMENTED EACH OTHER SO EXTREMELY WELL! Like Batman and Robin, they were the dynamic duo of the time! They really delivered and then some!

What we need on Broke Straight Boys is some dark chocolate plus a dash of medium brown Hispanic. Being white myself, this site tends to be very, very white meat and requires UV protected sunglasses to reduce the glare. I am more than willing to put away the "Ray Bans" if you would only comply. Not that I'm complaining, but I would much prefer a better and more representative mixture, racially speaking.[ And while we are at it, I really enjoy the unaltered and fully intact guys whatever color with their delicious foreskin on board for the thrills.

 

[lpdude86]

I would like to see some more of Kevin, Logan, Shane (porn star),Nu, Nelson, Chasen, Jacob Anthony/Anthony Jacob, and of course Dieseal/Diesal, and a few others. I also like the quiet innocent ones like Danny, Scott and Corey.

I would like to see something other than the usual-strip jerk, suck and fuck. Lets have the guys pull things out of a bowl like take another guys shirt off, massage his back, kiss his ass, try out a toy, try a toy on another guy, shave his nether regions, etc and then get to fun stuff which could also be picked randomly out of a bowl.

The scenes have become too repititious, lets mix it up a little. I suggested a game of truth or dare a while ago. the boys (at least 4) could choose their truths or dares out a bowl etc. I sent David a lengthy email with my thoughts on this back when they ran the contest. I included many suggestions for this. I also did not want it included in the contest because I cannot leave to go to Florida without people becoming suspicious.

 

[whitewhale2]

As far as mixing it up, one suggestion I have is for an oral scene. Bring Diesal in as a judge and have three guys suck him off as a competition. Best gets $1000, second gets $750, and third gets $500.

 

[panzer104]

That would be a great scene. Would be even better if the contestants were all newbies... and all straight...

 

[mikeyank]

That would be a great scene. Would be even better if the contestants were all newbies... and all straight...

The more I know you Panzer, the more I like you. I agree on both counts, new and straight. Right on!, (showing my age with an expression from years gone by).

 

[panzer104]

"Right on" is still very much alive with all ages in the Great Northwest.

 

[aquarius]

And I would like to see the chocolate Easter bunny fuck the marshmallow out of the Peeps chicken and then maybe Mr. Clean and Billy Mays can come back for a duo on the same sheets and they won't have to be laundered before. . .oh, wait a minute. . .Billy Mays died on June 28, 2009 and all the others aren't real. I was so looking forward to that facial of chocolate syrup and marshmallow cream.

Well, maybe Shane and Diesal and Jimmy Slater can triple fuck Ashton and Jordan and. . .oh, wait a minute, they're all gone, too.

Remember the old grab bags for a $1.00 you used to get at the store? Guess we just paid $30.00 for one. Hope it's not like College Dudes Those guys are really slick - but they don't have the 'street-cred' Broke Straight Boys was famous for. You gotta give it some consideration - who do you really want to do the down-and-dirty with? The guy who doesn't have a hair out of place in the Fruit-of-the-Loom ads or the guy on the corner who looks like the one at the gas station who reminds your of the one in high school who sat by you in the gym wearing the wife-beater and you could count every hair in his armpit when he draped it over the back of the bleacher and, when he scratched his belly button, his treasure trail made you so hard you thought your ass had clinched shut? Of course, I might just be guessing, but isn't that why you came here in the first place?

 

[cumrag27]

Danger: Oil Slick ahead!

And I would like to see the chocolate Easter bunny fuck the marshmallow out of the Peeps chicken and then maybe Mr. Clean and Billy Mays can come back for a duo on the same sheets and they won't have to be laundered before. . .oh, wait a minute. . .Billy Mays died on June 28, 2009 and all the others aren't real. I was so looking forward to that facial of chocolate syrup and marshmallow cream.

Well, maybe Shane and Diesal and Jimmy Slater can triple fuck Ashton and Jordan and. . .oh, wait a minute, they're all gone, too.

Remember the old grab bags for a $1.00 you used to get at the store? Guess we just paid $30.00 for one. Hope it's not like College Dudes Those guys are really slick - but they don't have the 'street-cred' Broke Straight Boys was famous for. You gotta give it some consideration - who do you really want to do the down-and-dirty with? The guy who doesn't have a hair out of place in the Fruit-of-the-Loom ads or the guy on the corner who looks like the one at the gas station who reminds your of the one in high school who sat by you in the gym wearing the wife-beater and you could count every hair in his armpit when he draped it over the back of the bleacher and, when he scratched his belly button, his treasure trail made you so hard you thought your ass had clinched shut? Of course, I might just be guessing, but isn't that why you came here in the first place?

Dear aquarius,

Street cred only gets you so far and, as you so adroitly pointed out they have all gone. Well what are your options for a little stimulating content. We certainly haven't been too spoiled lately with MikeR, Steven, Leon, Nathan, Braden, etc. As an added insight to recent episodes, following Sept 4th none of the titles listed as updates indicate they are filmed in HD, consequently they are pre-HD left overs. The first HD episode is listed as beginning on March 31st. Therefore, everything being viewed since Sept 4th was filmed before March 31st

When you reach the bottom of the barrel and keep on unearthing more duds, even the too slick and lacking totally in "street cred" boys from College Dudes warm the cockels on my heart. That is why I recently subscribed to College Dudes. Besides I think I might, in consideration of what has been offered on Broke Straight Boys recently, be willing to sully my "street cred" reputation if I can get actually get sexually turned on for a change. Revultion from certain modeld doesn't get much mileage where I'm from. You know, sweatty stinking armpits, as opposed to the clean scent of a man, even a manly man, is a far cry from actual offensive body odor. Some of the recent dudes even failed the car wash test even with too much crud between the toes. Don't even ask above the ankles. There is nothing about being a "Thug" that is remotely sexually appealing unless "Thuggery" is some idealized fantasy or you live in an overcrowded cellblock. I love guys hairy armpits as well as the next fellow but that is not my top criteria for belonging to Broke Straight Boys

I'll bet if you will look hard enough, some of those same hairy armpit/treasure trail/and even butt, taint, & pubic hairs will surface afterall. As in oral sex, it is hard to keep a "good hair" down. I saw quite a few memorable hairs just the other day on College Dudes. I saw some intense fucking and sucking going on and a lot of butts in the air or being used in place of the target for darts, as well. Perhaps they were only there to get HD reception from the satelight in the heavens, but they were there or the picture wouldn't have come in so vividly.

 

[mikeyank]

When you reach the bottom of the barrel and keep on unearthing more duds, even the too slick and lacking totally in "street cred" boys from College Dudes warm the cockels on my heart. That is why I recently subscribed to College Dudes. Besides I think I might, in consideration of what has been offered on Broke Straight Boys recently, be willing to sully my "street cred" reputation if I can get actually get sexually turned on for a change. Revultion from certain modeld doesn't get much mileage where I'm from.

Cumrag, I agree with you that Broke Straight Boys is currently serving up "leftovers", instead of freshly cooked, "gourmet meals". And I'm glad for you that Mark's new site College Dudes fills the void for you. However, I must agree with Rifle, that the "slick dudes" served up on College Dudes, remind me of all of the other gay porn sites featuring handsome, buff, muscled up, body waxed and shaved, "perfect clones". And while Broke Straight Boys has recently featured some less appealing models such as Jesse and to an extent, Braden, and Steven, I prefer the 'street-cred' Broke Straight Boys boys that Rifle refers to, as opposed to the "The guy who doesn't have a hair out of place in the Fruit-of-the-Loom ads", (again quoting rifle, and I prefer by 1000% "the guy on the corner who looks like the one at the gas station".

Please do not take this as a criticism or a knock of your joy in slick, professional porn boys. Sexuality, and our taste in porn is so highly individual that it would be impossible and totally unfair to characterize, any genre of porn as better or preferable to another one. There is no right or wrong in sexuality or preference. It is all totally up to the individual, kind of like "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

So I'm truly pleased that you have found an acceptable alternative to the current crop of left overs being served by Blu Media, but until I see anything that compares to the reality based format, and sizzling sensuality of seeing a guy that I can believe is straight getting naked and hard, and sucking and fucking with other dudes for the first time, I will bide my time, and wait out the transfer of episodes and judge what I see when the time comes.

Respectfully,
Mikeyank

 

[aquarius]

Sorry, Cumrag, I was talking about the guy on the street not the guy in the next cell. I was never remotely attracted to thugs either, but, then you're the one who brought them up.

Do you remember L'il Abner, the comic strip by Al Capp? I may be far older than you, but as a kid it fascinated me because of some of its way-out invention. One sequence had Mammy Yokum watching the latest television development: smell-o-vision. I assume you must have found one, since you speak of the odor emanating from the screen. Frankly, I don't find long hair necessarily odorous and the soles of ones feet become discolored from flipflops and sandal wear and not from a lack of hygiene. Before my youngest left for university he brought friends home everyday that dressed and looked like many of the Broke Straight Boys regulars - including Leon - and I can assure you they were as clean and 'smell-free' as could be. I don't recall ever seeing one of their girlfriends pull away from them in-a-clinch. But, poor me, I only downloaded the scenes, coverted them to HD-DVD and watched them on a 60" screen. It was way too difficult to see enough detail to catch the crud between their toes.

I'm glad you're enjoying the 'wax-on, wax-off' butts of College Dudes It's not too far a stretch to imagine that the satellite in the heavens will be sending very similiar pictures down on Broke Straight Boys shortly. They are a sight to be seen. I joined once for a month just to follow Jason over for his encounter with Jack. No revulsion there!

 

[joninliverton]

So the gang of 4's dissention with what is being served up spreads to another thread. If you think by spreading so much worry and dislike (of films) across the forum is going to make better film appear toute suite then think again. I have learned that no matter how much we suggest or complain on here regarding film publication, we get nowhere - so I gave up long ago after the alleged conspiracy theory of a few months ago.

If you don't like whats on the menu then go to another restaurant.

 

[mikeyank]

So the gang of 4's dissention with what is being served up spreads to another thread. If you think by spreading so much worry and dislike (of films) across the forum is going to make better film appear toute suite then think again. I have learned that no matter how much we suggest or complain on here regarding film publication, we get nowhere - so I gave up long ago after the alleged conspiracy theory of a few months ago.

If you don't like whats on the menu then go to another restaurant.

That is obviously always an option, Jon. But if you become a regular at a particular restaurant, and you love the decor, and the food, and the staff, you do not necessarily run off due to change in the chef, until you've sampled the new menu. I'm sticking around for the new chef and menu, before I decide to switch favorite restaurants.

 

[cumrag27]

A new take on the direction of the erection

"Right on" is still very much alive with all ages in the Great Northwest.

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Remember upvard and onvard,

Zsa Zsa, aka Stimpy

 

[lesit78]

I agree that I'd love to see more Kevin. He has potential!

He is also very straight. His straightness almost oozes out of him.

My favorite scene featuring Kevin is the Kevin and Dylan scene (where Dylan, a rich Broke Straight Boys fan, pays to be in a couple scenes).

Dylan, a somewhat nerdy looking, not ugly but definitely not hot gay rich guy, gets it on with straight-boy Kevin.

You can tell that he really has a huge ass crush on Kevin too!

Kevin, as always, takes it all in stride, and is just fucking a guy for $$$. But Dylan, on the other hand, is gazing up at Kevin with a school boy crush eyes, and adores him.

He savours Kevin's cock like it's the sweetest, most delicious lollipop ever after having not eaten in 12 hours. And then, Dylan can't resist anymore and kisses Kevin's stomach, kisses up Kevin's treasure trail, and begins kissing Kevin's nips before going back down to his cock again.

And once Kevin starts fucking Dylan, you can almost see the stars in Dylan's eyes as he gazes into Kevin's eyes.

Several times as Kevin is fucking him, Dylan wraps his arms around the back of Kevin's neck, and tries to pull him even closer to him. Dylan strokes Kevin's forearms, as though he is admiring Kevin's straightboy muscles, and just can't get enough of touching him as though he isn't real, and like Kevin is the love of his life.

And there are a couple times when Kevin is fucking him, that he is ooooh so close. Their faces are literally inches apart, and Dylan is almost begging him with his eyes to kiss him. They are so close, it seems as though Kevin really wants to, but he is afraid to because straight boys don't kiss. But the thought is definitely in his mind, as though he wants to really bad. But he can't, especially since he hasn't been prompted to.

All throughout, Dylan cannot get enough of him. His arms go from around Kevin's neck, to stroking his back as he is pounded, and he keeps panting "fuck me", crazy with lust.

It is really hot! Very erotic, and actually quite passionate especially since Kevin is normally very reserved. You can tell he really got into it, and I'll bet afterwards he secretly wished he would have kissed!

Abe

 

[cumrag27]

Kevin lover present and accounted for!

I agree that I'd love to see more Kevin. He has potential!

He is also very straight. His straightness almost oozes out of him....

It is really hot! Very erotic, and actually quite passionate especially since Kevin is normally very reserved. You can tell he really got into it, and I'll bet afterwards he secretly wished he would have kissed!

Abe

Dear Abe,

I'm sure you are about to say this is so out of character for cumrag27, but I love and look on Kevin precisely with what you assigned to Dylan only applying 100 fold. "You can tell that he(Cumrag27) really has a huge ass crush on Kevin too!"

"He(cumrag27 if given the opportunity) savours Kevin's cock like it's the sweetest, most delicious lollipop ever after having not eaten in 12 hours. (From here on substitute Cumrag 27 for each Dylan reference listed below.) And then, Dylan can't resist anymore and kisses Kevin's stomach, kisses up Kevin's treasure trail, and begins kissing Kevin's nips before going back down to his cock again.

He savours Kevin's cock like it's the sweetest, most delicious lollipop ever after having not eaten in 12 hours. And then, Dylan can't resist anymore and kisses Kevin's stomach, kisses up Kevin's treasure trail, and begins kissing Kevin's nips before going back down to his cock again.

And once Kevin starts fucking Dylan, you can almost see the stars in Dylan's eyes as he gazes into Kevin's eyes.

Several times as Kevin is fucking him, Dylan wraps his arms around the back of Kevin's neck, and tries to pull him even closer to him. Dylan strokes Kevin's forearms, as though he is admiring Kevin's straightboy muscles, and just can't get enough of touching him as though he isn't real, and like Kevin is the love of his life.

And there are a couple times when Kevin is fucking him, that he is ooooh so close. Their faces are literally inches apart, and Dylan is almost begging him with his eyes to kiss him. They are so close, it seems as though Kevin really wants to, but he is afraid to because straight boys don't kiss. But the thought is definitely in his mind, as though he wants to really bad. But he can't, especially since he hasn't been prompted to.

All throughout, Dylan cannot get enough of him. His arms go from around Kevin's neck, to stroking his back as he is pounded, and he keeps panting "fuck me", crazy with lust.

"It is really hot! Very erotic, and actually quite passionate especially since Kevin is normally very reserved. You can tell he really got into it, and I'll bet afterwards he secretly wished he would have kissed!"

My strong objection to this whole scenario was the disgusting premise that Kevin was being bought and paid for as if a slave in olden days by this undeserving rich kid and obviously "entitled" spoiled brat as if Kevin was some trinket for Dylan's personal amusement at Disney World-XXX.

As far as Kevin is concerned with his magnificant mushroom headed dick and all, he can simply do no wrong. I love his dark eyes and his shy, almost Gary Cooper-ish smile, and his beautiful masculine body. Check out my past postings and you will see a constant rallying cry from me for having Kevin appear more often on Broke Straight Boys I find it most unfortunate that Broke Straight Boys's first parings with Kevin were a couple of duds and that Broke Straight Boys failed to see the magnificence offered by Kevin and shuffeled him unceremoniously off to the sidelines as second-class status associated with some lifeless road kill. I even have two dvd's and saved other non-Broke Straight Boys examples of his work beyond the Broke Straight Boys futon. I truly have a life long obsession for the ever beautiful and masculine Kevin Martin (stage name used on other sites).

Hopefully, this may demonstrate to you resulting in a new understanding for my "questionable" tastes in porn. It goes beyond the "perfectly coiffed and slick models" you would only too quickly relegate to my tastes in men. I rest my case!

 

[panzer104]

That is obviously always an option, Jon. But if you become a regular at a particular restaurant, and you love the decor, and the food, and the staff, you do not necessarily run off due to change in the chef, until you've sampled the new menu. I'm sticking around for the new chef and menu, before I decide to switch favorite restaurants.

Agreed...I would rather come to the same restaurant and sit in the waiting area, talking with interesting folks and biding my time until the menu is tops once again. This restaurant has much more to offer than just the food, which will get better....

Zsa Zsa, always making me laugh.

Kevin, Kevin Kevin...another one that has the boy next door good looks and attitude. Just a "regular dude". The kind you love to see on the futon.

Just had a wild thought...what about having Kevin and Ty in a scene?