Tanner and Brandon..

[Observer]

Tanner does nothing for me. On the other hand I find Brandon hot as hell. His has a great ass and his attitude is awesome. Of course I dont care about ratings and I will be attacked by Mikeyank and Johnny for not liking their model tanner. My opinion and view of a model is just as important as anyone that states a preference regardless of whether they like the Model or not. For me I find different models appealing and ratings don't mean anything to me as I don't follow the crowd.

 

[StudddAndy]

The scene was O.K., pretty much followed the usual pattern. I do like Tanner very much as he is not only great to look at, but is a very talented performer. Brandon is a good looking guy with great blue eyes and a nice body. MikeY has noted in several posts that Broke Straight Boys is not like the older scenes and here is my problem. I accept that there are gay guys claiming to be straight, but are great to look at and are very entertaining. BUT, in his interview, Brandon declares that he is very nervous because "I have never done anything like this before." However I have seen him on Bromo in "Red Neck #3" with two other guys where he did oral wit both of them and topped and bottomed with both and interesting enough there was no moaning or groaning while he was being fucked. Fine: word is that he has worked with three studios. But rather than out and out lie, just leave out the lies. There are too many of us that surf the Net and it is all but inevitable that someone will be spotted. Again, I don't care about his other experiences, but I do care when a model looks straight into the camera and is untruthful. And that's just the way I feel.

Old people have a way lower set of expectations of pornography from attitudes colored by the experiences of modern people. This is a new generation who bathes in the riches of modern day availability. We fought in the streets when people could, fire you, expel you, jail you or kill you if they even thought you WANTED to see such things as Broke Straight Boys streams everyday. Even fat stupid postal authorities got to make these determinations. (Remember the Esquire case!) We finally stomped that ignorant and corrupt bunch of bastages loose, and then the internet put pornography completely out of the reach of governments, at least up to this point.

Old people like me couldn't find so much as a black and white picture of a decent ass, asshole, or dick, even if he had had a Hubble Telescope. All you had was your own dick and whatever imagination you could generate from looking at real people's bodies, fully clothed. The closest thing you could find to pornography was the Sears Roebuck catalog, and I developed my skills as a real cum-shooter, while studying that publication. These were hard scrabble times! LOL

Now, today, I see naked bodies, like Brandon. Intriguing smile, hot eyes, great hair, fantastic skin that covers a back and ass that you could only expect in Heaven sometime. Now its right here on Broke Straight Boys where I can crank it up anytime I want to and practice my cum-shooting skills.

Then there's Tanner. Not to even get started on his pretty body, pretty skin, pretty hair, pretty eyes. Just focusing on his dick alone. So big. So pretty. And it works like it came out of a divine tool and die maker, somewhere in this marvelous universe. Something like Tanner's dick was made by the magic of Gods.

So I look at these two people. They can tell me any fucking lie that pops into their hot little heads, and I'll believe it, just on its face. I tell my dick this is no time to be seeking truth. Ancient Monks were seekers for truth. If he's not wearing a Monk's uniform, then my hormones inspire me to simplify the search to include only a hot body that sprays cum all over the fucking place.

Remember the old Bellamy Brothers song. I'm a doctor, I'm a lawyer, I'm a movie stars. I'm an astronaut and I own this bar.

And I'm telling them I'm running for President, I got money to burn. My heart don't ache and my body don't yean.

And for sure I will bust my nuts before the lies run out. Moving on to the next step, I 'm forced to deal with the pornographic reality that someone has to clean up the cum.

Personally, I love truth. But, just saying, my dick doesn't give a shit about lies or truth. It only cares how they look and how far they can shoot.

LOL

 

[thejudge]

Both are HOT....... And over used presently......

 

[betudidntknow]

Old people have a way lower set of expectations of pornography from attitudes colored by the experiences of modern people. This is a new generation who bathes in the riches of modern day availability. We fought in the streets when people could, fire you, expel you, jail you or kill you if they even thought you WANTED to see such things as Broke Straight Boys streams everyday. Even fat stupid postal authorities got to make these determinations. (Remember the Esquire case!) We finally stomped that ignorant and corrupt bunch of bastages loose, and then the internet put pornography completely out of the reach of governments, at least up to this point.

Old people like me couldn't find so much as a black and white picture of a decent ass, asshole, or dick, even if he had had a Hubble Telescope. All you had was your own dick and whatever imagination you could generate from looking at real people's bodies, fully clothed. The closest thing you could find to pornography was the Sears Roebuck catalog, and I developed my skills as a real cum-shooter, while studying that publication. These were hard scrabble times! LOL

Now, today, I see naked bodies, like Brandon. Intriguing smile, hot eyes, great hair, fantastic skin that covers a back and ass that you could only expect in Heaven sometime. Now its right here on Broke Straight Boys where I can crank it up anytime I want to and practice my cum-shooting skills.

Then there's Tanner. Not to even get started on his pretty body, pretty skin, pretty hair, pretty eyes. Just focusing on his dick alone. So big. So pretty. And it works like it came out of a divine tool and die maker, somewhere in this marvelous universe. Something like Tanner's dick was made by the magic of Gods.

So I look at these two people. They can tell me any fucking lie that pops into their hot little heads, and I'll believe it, just on its face. I tell my dick this is no time to be seeking truth. Ancient Monks were seekers for truth. If he's not wearing a Monk's uniform, then my hormones inspire me to simplify the search to include only a hot body that sprays cum all over the fucking place.

Remember the old Bellamy Brothers song. I'm a doctor, I'm a lawyer, I'm a movie stars. I'm an astronaut and I own this bar.

And I'm telling them I'm running for President, I got money to burn. My heart don't ache and my body don't yean.

And for sure I will bust my nuts before the lies run out. Moving on to the next step, I 'm forced to deal with the pornographic reality that someone has to clean up the cum.

Personally, I love truth. But, just saying, my dick doesn't give a shit about lies or truth. It only cares how they look and how far they can shoot.

LOL

And once again, another humorous and enlightening perspective from StuddAndy! I just enjoy you sooooo much! Thanks for being........YOU

 

[Stripe222]

I love your posts StuddAndy.

I'm not as old as you, but I marched and did actions with ACTUP and later was very involved in Queer Nation. At that time, we were fighting for our lives and the freedom to not be oppressed. Porn was $60 for a video. I lived in NYC, and just about any nite I could go out and make my own porn! I still beat off to memories, not fantasies.

I know life for you was very different and more difficult. I admire your spirit and your appreciation of what is offered in porn now. People always pick at anything that seems off to them, but these are the days when we have the freedom to do so. The times, they have changed...

 

[Buckeye1]

Look. I think vomiting can be very entertaining. I was sitting at a sidewalk cafe on main street in my little town, eating yogurt, and this guy near the ice cream shop did vomit. (I didn't get to interview him to find out if he, too, had had "enough of the Ratings) People were walking their dogs, and two dogs broke loose, and starting eating the vomit. This caused other people in the sidewalk cafe to start vomiting, which exciting these two (so far) un-involved dogs to start vomiting, which made their dog walker vomit.

I would have vomited just to show my support for the entertainment, but unfortunately, I've never been sick in my life, so I haven't had the opportunity to develop the technique.

I mean, we don't have a "Shubert Theatre" in this little town, but I'm telling you, I haven't seen anything as entertaining as this vomiting spree, even on Broadway or in a Berlin Opera House. This was a highlight experience.

So, I want the Ratings to continue, at even the OUTSIDE chance that it will trigger another person to start up a vomit spree again at the sidewalk cafe.

As far as going postal is concerned, we have way less experience with that around here. We have a zero murder rate in this area, so I thinking if someone here gets overrun by the "Broke Straight Boys Ratings", they'd probably use cap-guns, and then miss everone at the post office. They don't seem to be able to work up enough passion to really do any damage. So, again, I think we're stuck with the ratings.

Just saying. I don't know what to do to make the Judge happy.

Very funny, StudddAndy. I'll have to give you another five stars for this post. I think that would put you on top of the ratings for your wonderful sense of humor. Oh dear, I hope I didn't make thejudge vomit.

 

[peterh6308]

I hope to be half as cool as Studddandy when I grow-up!!!!

 

[stowe1]

Finally got around to watching this scene. Late so no review to speak of. I didn't see anything that I would consider nasty which was promised at the beginning. Still, a overall hot scene and one that included a lot of goodies.

I gave the scene a 5 - one of the more complete well done scenes around lately.

I gave Brandon a 5 - he did everything well and when bottoming didn't scream like a banshee.

I gave Tanner a 4. Reason: despite his licking a bit at Brandon's dick head after he came, he resisted pretty emphatically Brandon's attempt at putting his dick in Tanner's mouth - and that's a no-no to me. Note to Tanner: don't say give me your cum and then refuse the dick.

 

[thejudge]

I have a feeling that as good as Tanners scenes are if he'd " Completely " let go while getting Fucked we might see the Greatest " Performer/ Performance " in Broke Straight Boys History! And of course .....You need the " Right" top to set that Ass on fire! Currently on the roster I just don't see the TOP Physically/ Performance Savvy to " Handle" the job. Get to work Sha....... " Big, Buff, Extremely Hung, Sexually Voracious Tops " are needed ASAP!!!!!! Know U can do it

 

[joeychuck2]

Was a very good scene 5 5 5 BUT would love to see more/different activities