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yes that story was amazing, i am sorry about your friend.....also i have a rather stupid question, what is a phonograph?

Now Joseph, you know there's no such thing as a stupid question But, OMG! I'm dying of laughter. When I typed that word, the thought occurred to me that someone might not know what a phonograph was. A
phonograph was a 20th Century machine that played vinyl records, using a arm with a needle which picked up vibrations from the grooves and translated them into analog musical sounds (predecessors to CDs and Walkman--who were predecessors to IPods.) I grew up with phonographs of every size and shape, and still have a major (close to a thousand) vinyl recordings which I can't bear to part with....
 
yes that story was amazing, i am sorry about your friend.....also i have a rather stupid question, what is a phonograph?
I have a question for you Joseph. Is that a serious question, or are you just "making fun" of us old folks? :001_rolleyes:

But in case you are serious, before there were tapes, and ipods and downloads, there were vinyl discs with grooves in them called phonograph records, and the machine that we listened to our music on was called a phonograph.

Tomorrow's look back into ancient history will feature the rotary telephone. :wink:
 
This comment/question is to all the boys that have posted here. In almost every post on this thread you see the sentence, "and like always the conversation went to sex." I had numerous sleep overs with girls while I was in middle/high school and we never talked about sex. Of course we talked about boys and who we were crushing on, but never was it, "and then the conversation turned to sex."

I just chuckle to myself everytime I read that on this thread.
Pointless comment I know, just wanted to point it out.
 
This comment/question is to all the boys that have posted here. In almost every post on this thread you see the sentence, "and like always the conversation went to sex." I had numerous sleep overs with girls while I was in middle/high school and we never talked about sex. Of course we talked about boys and who we were crushing on, but never was it, "and then the conversation turned to sex."

I just chuckle to myself everytime I read that on this thread.
Pointless comment I know, just wanted to point it out.
Not a pointless comment, but perhaps an obvious one. Men are always thinking about sex, straight men, gay men and all variations in between. I've learned through straight friends and family, and in observing the straight world, that women are usually not as obsessed as we men are with sex. That's why I was surprised to find that more women than I ever would have expected are members and fans here.

So yes wannabepreppie, when teen males get together, sex is the number one subject, and occasionally for guys like me, words lead to hot action, and some of the experiences retold here. :001_tt2:
 
I have a question for you Joseph. Is that a serious question, or are you just "making fun" of us old folks? :001_rolleyes:

But in case you are serious, before there were tapes, and ipods and downloads, there were vinyl discs with grooves in them called phonograph records, and the machine that we listened to our music on was called a phonograph.

Tomorrow's look back into ancient history will feature the rotary telephone. :wink:

haha no making fun i promise! so a record player basically? rotary telephone?? now what the hell is that? lol, just kidding
 
This comment/question is to all the boys that have posted here. In almost every post on this thread you see the sentence, "and like always the conversation went to sex." I had numerous sleep overs with girls while I was in middle/high school and we never talked about sex. Of course we talked about boys and who we were crushing on, but never was it, "and then the conversation turned to sex."

I just chuckle to myself everytime I read that on this thread.
Pointless comment I know, just wanted to point it out.

haha the age old theory of boys vs. girls.....i love it!
 
But in case you are serious(JW), before there were tapes, and ipods and downloads, there were vinyl discs with grooves in them called phonograph records, and the machine that we listened to our music on was called a phonograph.

The ancient cavemen had an even earlier version of the phonograph. It was called a Victrola.
 
I do a radio show once a week. 3 hours every Wednesday night from 9 pm til midnite. Have been doing it for almost 16 years now. When I first started on the air in 1994, all I owned were vinyl and cassettes. Cassettes have now been replaced by CDs, but I still play vinyl every week....7"s, 12"s and even the occasional 10".

Some cool stuff on vinyl!

Forward
Chafu213
 
The ancient cavemen had an even earlier version of the phonograph. It was called a Victrola.

I had thought about mentioning that! My very first phonograph was a wind-up victrola with the "speaker" being a diaphragm in the head that held the needle. It was great for the old 78 rpm records, though the needles wore out and had to be replaced often and the sound was terrible. Such memories! Almost more fun than recalling all the straight boys I seduced as a teen! (More stories coming, as soon as I have the time to write them out.)
 
I had thought about mentioning that! My very first phonograph was a wind-up victrola with the "speaker" being a diaphragm in the head that held the needle. It was great for the old 78 rpm records, though the needles wore out and had to be replaced often and the sound was terrible. Such memories! Almost more fun than recalling all the straight boys I seduced as a teen! (More stories coming, as soon as I have the time to write them out.)
I enjoyed reading about your wind-up victrola, but the straight boy seduction stories are better. :thumbup:

Looking forward to doing some more reading, (while simultaneously stroking) to your most exciting recollections. :001_rolleyes:
 
I enjoyed reading about your wind-up victrola, but the straight boy seduction stories are better. :thumbup:

Looking forward to doing some more reading, (while simultaneously stroking) to your most exciting recollections. :001_rolleyes:

It's been an interesting exercise for me. I've long been told that I'm a good writer and a good story teller and was wasting a gift. And I've know for a long time that to be a good writer requires discipline, which is decidedly NOT one of my gifts. These recollections have flowed so easily that they've almost been stream of consciousness things. The other thing that strikes me is how many straight boys I seduced! Slut that I am, even I am impressed. There are about three more waiting to be written. I'll try to get to them quickly, though this is a busy week for me. Mikey and I are doing a charity gourmet dinner for 8 on Sunday, and I'm gearing up for shopping and getting the back yard ready.
 
Lance and I had known each other for many years. We had been in Scouts together for a long time and had played off and on. He was a tall and very lanky guy, with flat top brown hair with a waterfall* (those from the 50's will understand) and an overbite with his upper teeth, which made his blow jobs stupendous. As I said, we had played several times. He was ashamed of his cock, though. While there was no getting around the fact that it was short, (probably four or five inches at the most) what it lacked in length was more than made up by its girth (truly beer can sized) and a huge mushroom head. I was always complimentary about it, and I think it stoked his ego enough that he was willing to play with me. We used to take short "hikes" when we were camping as scouts, and invariably we would find some place where we could be alone and I'd go down on him and he'd go down on me. It took me a while to get used to having something that massive in my mouth, and my jaws would often be aching after one of our "hikes".

One day, we decided to kick it up a notch and try fucking. I had brought some butch wax* (again, those who grew up in the 50's will understand) from my back pack along, and I greased his cock up, bent over, and he slid it in. Though I'd been fucked before, and was relatively used to the feel of a cock in my ass, my inner sphincter wasn't at all happy about this super sized invasion. Eventually, I relaxed, and he got into it, pumping away, and pulling out just before he came. Then it was my turn. I greased up my cock, smeared some grease around his ass, and slid into him. He loved it! And even got quite verbal. I look back on it now and smile, thinking we sounded like the sound track from a porn video. He urged me on, telling me to pound his ass. I did, and pulled out just before I came, to shoot on his ass cheeks.

That was the first of many times we would get together--usually at my urging--and fuck. Almost always with butch wax as the lube. A couple of times we were at my house when no one else was home, and Elvis was playing on the phonograph. Once, we even did it in a desert tree called a tamarisk, hidden from view, and perched on a branch. The thing I'll always remember about Lance was how passionate he could be when getting fucked. When he graduated from high school a year behind me, he went into the air force and became a mechanic for United Airlines. He married, but they never had children. The last I heard from his uncle, he was living in the Bay Area east of San Francisco and was a realtor. I've tried to contact him a couple of times, but have never been successful at it. We are having a big "Fabulous Fifties Reunion" this fall, and all the classes from the 50's at our high school are invited. It would be so neat to see him again and catch up.

* Hair styles in the 50's were generally flat tops. Some guys had "Balboas", similar to the hair style of John Tavolta in "Grease": flat on the top, long on the sides, with the sides carefully combed into a duck tail in the back with a straight crease. A waterfall was hair slightly longer in the front and carefully combed to a point and then (if one was extra cool) teased into a slight curl.

* These styles were only possible with the use of Butch Wax to make the hair stand up straight Butch wax was a mixture of vaseline, parafin, and god alone knows what else, usually pink, and very heavily scented. While it made good lube, it was a bitch to get off your cock and ass when you fucked around.

(Here ends the history lesson for the day)
 
I will respond to this once I get the whole thing written out.
My experiance actually lasted about a year and a half with my straight friend.
It was each of our first times fooling around with guys.

Irony of all irony we were in the boy scouts:)

Hehe.
Details to come;)
 
it seems like most of these stories come from experiences in boy scouts.....too bad i didnt get any action in boy scouts, but i didnt stay in the scouts past age 9 or so! if only i had known this i would have stayed with it. i have a friend that swears by the boy scouts outings to be entirely homoerotic and very "fun". damn!
 
I'm just as shocked as you are. Do they give a badge for sexual experimentation? It's very different from Girl Scouts.
 
I will respond to this once I get the whole thing written out.
My experiance actually lasted about a year and a half with my straight friend.
It was each of our first times fooling around with guys.

Irony of all irony we were in the boy scouts:)

Hehe.
Details to come;)

Looking forward to it, and welcome to the forum. :tongue_smilie:
 
I'm just as shocked as you are. Do they give a badge for sexual experimentation? It's very different from Girl Scouts.
I was big time in the boy scouts as well, and I used to be a "ringleader" in organizing initiations for the newbies on their first overnight camping trips. The initiations were not overtly gay, but definitely involved stripping naked, sometimes tying up, and often using various food products on their genitalia. (Not that could spice up the "my favorite food" thread). :lol:
 
I was big time in the boy scouts as well, and I used to be a "ringleader" in organizing initiations for the newbies on their first overnight camping trips. The initiations were not overtly gay, but definitely involved stripping naked, sometimes tying up, and often using various food products on their genitalia. (Not that could spice up the "my favorite food" thread). :lol:

WOW. Never had anything like that happen just had experiances with the other boy scouts:001_cool:
 
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