How loose are they?
Underwear of course. Mostly loose boxers for bedtime, however.......
......sometimes the clothes don't make it back on and the handcuffs are left on......depends how bad I've been!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SduylOZW-c4
Undie (where is the damn key)
Dear Undie,
When it comes to sleeping attire, I like them loose, in fact so loose that they often fall completely off on my way to the bed. After all, I am
underwear-intolerant, a medical disorder not unlike
"lactose intolerant" just recently uncovered for better or worse. I am willing in the summer months to go as far as using a top sheet or even add a lightweight thermal blanket if sleeping in an overly refrigerated home below 72 degrees. During the winter, my
underwear intolerance may manifest itself by having me deviating as much as sleeping in a short sleeve t-shirt (round or v-necked) and absolutely nothing else, God forbid (a top sheet and a down comforter included in wintry months).
It seems my manhood with it's roaming eye has been diagnosed as being claustrophobic because he rarely gets out much. Thus requiring all the air and space as possible to roam freely and unimpaired at nighttime/early morning. After all, just how would you feel being zippered up in a dark and damp place during mostly daylight hours frequently being tickled by the common place spider web-like strand. Just the fact of being left out of conversations is hard enough to accept. Being a prolific tent maker in his own right, my polish big-headed friend is always on the lookout for the possibility of socializing and making new friends frequently, only to forget their name(s), e-mail addresses, and phone numbers by the next morning.
Predictably, my frisky friend all too frequently seeks out the darkest, dampest, and most off-the-beaten-path hairy places imaginable just to congregate for as few as 5-minutes or less with like-minded soul mates and, ultimately, feeding his depression. I often think a little dancing, a good meal with some wine, and some time spent by a lit fireplace for romance would figure greatly into putting a big smile on his clinch-mouthed and expressionless smooth face. Even something as mundane as getting out from his zippered carriage to have his hair trimmed usually puts the biggest of smiles he could possible have on his now glistening, hollowed-out stubble-free and smooth cheeks.
When I think of all the endless hours of fun and enjoyment we have shared together over the years at the minimum of out-of-pocket costs and especially since my pre-teens years to the present, my aging buddy needs all the excitement I can afford him lest he begins feeling as if he is being taken for granted! It wouldn't take too much polishing from his best and most loyal buddy for his often moody attitude to decide once and for all to never become aloof and/or close himself off from the outside world again. Even with the best intentioned nudging on my part, he could decide, just like many a female, to "cut-me-off" to borrow a phrase from Lorena Bobbitt and their much ballyhooed separation/breakup.
Any way, whatever your sleep attire, please don't forget to consider your best bud and his feelings, as well.
Anyway, I digress along with my much beloved friend from the topic of sleeping attire. If you live in a noisy apartment building filled with college students or worse, then you need to provide your buddy with noise-blocking headsets for that undisturbed and restful night he so richly deserves and frequently is rudely awaken from only to visit another dark, damp, and hairy void. Whatever you do, please don't abuse your best friend as friendships can, indeed , be fleeting and just like an enema. Here today, and gone tomorrow!