I know precisely of what you speak. My hair was a intense blond until age 11 or 12 when I accidentally and dramatically experienced one of life's greatest mysteries and introduced my lifelong pastime -- masturbation. To this very day, I blame this personal discovery for causing my hair color changing to brown. Consequently, my hair color change was a outward indication marking my loss of innocence. However, for the record my palm hair still retains an intense blond color.
Concerning Scott's returning to Broke Straight Boys, I am eagerly waiting his return too. Here is hoping that my brown hair will not turn solid white by the time he returns.