Sayings About Weather Extremes

[stowe1]

I don't know about where each of you live, but here in the East the weather has been miserably hot and humid for the past few days and more is forecasted for the next several. This led me to think about some sayings I'ver heard and used over the years about extremes in the weather. There might not be that many out there, but we are a diverse bunch, so I thought this thread could give us some laughs. Here's a few of mine:


1. Extreme hot weather - "Hotter than a whore's dream"; "Hotter than a whore in church";


2. Extreme cold weather - "Colder than a witch"s tit"; "Colder than a dead man's breath";


So add to this - it might be fun!!


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[SGVBOB]

from "Denverish", aka, Castle Rock....

"You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell!"

 

[joninliverton]

Extreme weather, never a truer statement made. We are currently having our wettest summer yet with flash floods wrecking peoples homes and causing lots of damage. I cannot think of a statement at this time apart from "For fucks sake stop raining"

 

[tim114]

New Jersey weather: my balls are not comfortable. It is too hot!

 

[stowe1]

Colder than the pennies on a dead man's eyes!



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