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Saint Patric's Day

heyy just saying..i dont have that whiskey dick problem haha

that's because your dick has been "aged to perfection;" my reference is my 49 year old husband, now in bed...happy and limp!
 
You do seem more the type to be the really nice horny drunk in the crowd of whiskey dicks lol ;)

haha yeah..i mean i figured everyone gets horny when they drink..now if im really drunk its different..i have to be in that happy half drunk state
 
Every year when St Patricks Day rolls around I have a bit of a giggle.

A few years back I was headed for the gym very early in the morning after St Patricks Day, it was a bit chilly so I decided I'd run the last few block. I'm close to six foot tall and despite being called Grace there is nothing graceful about me, so when an inebriated three foot high little person dressed as a lime green Leprechaun staggered out of a lane way in front of me, I promptly tripped over my own feet and fell on top of him.

Thankfully I didn't squash anything vital, but we were both laughing so hard it was quite awhile before we managed to sort ourselves out and get to our feet.

Completely random and totally bizarre, and with just enough magic to make me wonder if really happened...
 
Every year when St Patricks Day rolls around I have a bit of a giggle.

A few years back I was headed for the gym very early in the morning after St Patricks Day, it was a bit chilly so I decided I'd run the last few block. I'm close to six foot tall and despite being called Grace there is nothing graceful about me, so when an inebriated three foot high little person dressed as a lime green Leprechaun staggered out of a lane way in front of me, I promptly tripped over my own feet and fell on top of him.

Thankfully I didn't squash anything vital, but we were both laughing so hard it was quite awhile before we managed to sort ourselves out and get to our feet.

Completely random and totally bizarre, and with just enough magic to make me wonder if really happened...

Oh shit; that's too funny! After you two "rubbed" did you make a wish?!:blushing:
 
Every year when St Patricks Day rolls around I have a bit of a giggle.

A few years back I was headed for the gym very early in the morning after St Patricks Day, it was a bit chilly so I decided I'd run the last few block. I'm close to six foot tall and despite being called Grace there is nothing graceful about me, so when an inebriated three foot high little person dressed as a lime green Leprechaun staggered out of a lane way in front of me, I promptly tripped over my own feet and fell on top of him.

Thankfully I didn't squash anything vital, but we were both laughing so hard it was quite awhile before we managed to sort ourselves out and get to our feet.

Completely random and totally bizarre, and with just enough magic to make me wonder if really happened...

Fucking fabulous story!!!
 
Every year when St Patricks Day rolls around I have a bit of a giggle.

A few years back I was headed for the gym very early in the morning after St Patricks Day, it was a bit chilly so I decided I'd run the last few block. I'm close to six foot tall and despite being called Grace there is nothing graceful about me, so when an inebriated three foot high little person dressed as a lime green Leprechaun staggered out of a lane way in front of me, I promptly tripped over my own feet and fell on top of him.

Thankfully I didn't squash anything vital, but we were both laughing so hard it was quite awhile before we managed to sort ourselves out and get to our feet.

Completely random and totally bizarre, and with just enough magic to make me wonder if really happened...

Love it, Grace. I can honestly say that I have never been lucky enough to find a leprechaun. :scared:
 
haha for sure..i cant wait hahaha..since no one has asked what ill be doing..ill go ahead and say my plans..ill be going to a big block party they have near downtown with a good friend of mine and maybe two others..we plan to replace as much of our blood with alcohol as possible...then spend the next few days recovering
Sounds lovely, so friggin excited lmao. Cocktails all around.
 
Now, now, let's not be hasty! :001_unsure:
But I can atest, when drunk most guys can't even get it up, pity...they seem much more agreeable in this state!:biggrin:

He does have a point there I wouldnt wanna be drunk and doing a scene, I wouldnt mind it, but that'd be hard I dont wanna look like an alcoholic haha
 
Every year when St Patricks Day rolls around I have a bit of a giggle.

A few years back I was headed for the gym very early in the morning after St Patricks Day, it was a bit chilly so I decided I'd run the last few block. I'm close to six foot tall and despite being called Grace there is nothing graceful about me, so when an inebriated three foot high little person dressed as a lime green Leprechaun staggered out of a lane way in front of me, I promptly tripped over my own feet and fell on top of him.

Thankfully I didn't squash anything vital, but we were both laughing so hard it was quite awhile before we managed to sort ourselves out and get to our feet.

Completely random and totally bizarre, and with just enough magic to make me wonder if really happened...
Hahahaha I wouldn't know what I do if a little green dude just popped out of nowhere maybe take his gold, but then he might find me. But this is funny shit, grace lmao.
 
What are everyone's plans for st. patties day? and do you think its just another excuse to get drunk or a "real" holiday

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Aye, Paul, it's that perhaps, but a wee bit more than that, as well.

St. Patrick is the patron Saint of Ireland - and a fine fellow he was, as well. Delivered from captivity, and slavery, St. Patrick vowed to take the Gospel back to Ireland (where he was once delivered as a captive). So he did, and in so doing, made Ireland the LIGHT of the medieval world. . . rich (not only in devotion, of a religious kind): but in scholarship, and literature, and all things beautiful. Through the great, dark, gloom of the awful Middle Ages, a few Irish monks kept literature and learning in the Western world ALIVE; and spread it all through Europe - and should you wish to read a good book about this subject, Paul, it is called, How the Irish Saved Civilization, by Thomas Cahill. http://www.randomhouse.com/features/cahill/irish.html

St. Patrick - strong and good, as he surely was, was the beginning of all that, dear Paul. And this is why he's celebrated and revered today. By all the Irish, over all the world - all who bear his famous name (several friends of mine among them; God bless them, every one) - and all who cherish all St. Patrick had, to teach us. And all that he (and all the Irish) gave the world. And still are GIVING to the world, today - with their genius, care, and literary brilliance.

That is the serious reason for the holiday. Of course, it's a bit of an excuse for a drink or two in Lent, but. . . that's a secondary matter! LOL!

Hope this helps,
"A" ;-))))

P.S. Of course, dear James is right - there NEVER was a RUSSIAN, who could match a Celt (Irishman or Scotsman, either) drink-for-drink: at least, that's what all my RUSSIAN friends will tell you ;-)))

P.S. Here's an ancient Irish joke (could apply to Scots as well, especially my Uncle Andy): "It was an Irish wedding. The mood was quite ROMANTIC, and the M.C. said, "It's time for a very special dance. In preparation for this dance, I'd like all the husbands in the room, to go stand next to the person in this very room, whom they have LOVED the MOST, their whole life long." So all the men, slowly shuffled to one side, and began to hug. . . the bartender ;-)

P.P.S. Dear Paul - if you ever get to know a real Celt, aye, we love our Guinness a little; and perhaps our whiskey (I defer to the Irish spelling for today!) perhaps a little bit more - - - but we love our families and friends much more than that, and are ever steadfast, by them. XOXOXOXOXO

"Nancy Whiskey" ~ the Irish Rovers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnunJlN6pzg

"The Wild Rover" ~ the Dubliners (a great song, for any celebratory occasion ;-): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgsVd4-wH_A
 
Al right, lets see if you Irish Leprechauns now about the history of Ireland?
Questions - Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
Answer: Because they could't walk!
I know - Boo Hiss
 
I'm half Celtic, mum is from Wales who of course won the 6 nations championship yesterday, thrashing England 30-3 and thus scuppering their chances of the championship and the Grand Slam. We are talking Rugby Union here btw.
 
I'm half Celtic, mum is from Wales who of course won the 6 nations championship yesterday, thrashing England 30-3 and thus scuppering their chances of the championship and the Grand Slam. We are talking Rugby Union here btw.

I love Rugby, but missed yesturday's games; I'll catch up on cable. I am mostly Irish and a some Native American (Athabascan).
As for the day itself, we usually don't do much in celebrating at home, but if we go out, "the green" abounds. How about you, do you do any celebrating for the day?
 
haha for sure..i cant wait hahaha..since no one has asked what ill be doing..ill go ahead and say my plans..ill be going to a big block party they have near downtown with a good friend of mine and maybe two others..we plan to replace as much of our blood with alcohol as possible...then spend the next few days recovering

Sounds lovely, so friggin excited lmao. Cocktails all around.

It sounds like you guys are gonna have a freaking good time :cool:
If I drank, I would go out to a pub as I love St. Patrick's Day and the way people celebrate wearing green ...

Have fun but remember to stay safe :smile:
 
I love Rugby, but missed yesturday's games; I'll catch up on cable. I am mostly Irish and a some Native American (Athabascan).
As for the day itself, we usually don't do much in celebrating at home, but if we go out, "the green" abounds. How about you, do you do any celebrating for the day?

As a half Welsh person then no I do not celebrate however, my sisters hubby is Irish and I've been for a few wets with him on at least one St Paddy's day. Bring on the Guinness
 
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