Ronan Kennedy and Oliver remind me of my youth. This predates all forms of pornography. Even print Pornography. Censorship of everything was well and alive on the Baptist Plateau where I was raised. Lady Chatterly's Lover, which had been published in Italy in the twenties was totally banned everywhere in this country. It was a crime to even own a copy, where I lived. I was a friend of a kid who's dad was a governor of some state (which I won't mention) (Texas) (He was later famously murdered by his hot girlfriend) had smuggled in a copy of this book from his travels with his DAD, and I got my hands on it in the 40's. (I think it was eventually published here in the 50's) Well, it was about sex between people that I wasn't interested in. So that was a waste. Peyton Place showed up in the 50's which was kind of hot, but the Esquire case, which established the principle that the government wasn't smart enough to define what is pornographic was a 50's case (I think) and created the possibility that Playboy magazine could be produced. Step by step over my life, we finally got to the internet, (which so far has placed everything out of the reach of ignorant fucking people who want to censor it all) and then we got to
Broke Straight Boys Praise Jesus!
I mention this because people like me still had Testosterone floating around in our (once hot) bodies. But one highly pornographic book that was NOT ever censored in this country was the OLD Hebrew TEXTS they used in churches. David the giant killer started fucking this hot kid, Jonathan, who was the son of a King. (Saul - fuck! Isn't that hot? Can you imagine you've got the chance to fuck some of the sons of Royalty, for instance in England. HOT!) This story is in Samuel in the OLD TEXTS where you can read it and find the pornography. But you have to be a really horny 13 year old to go through that boring shit to figure out this story. In church, you were allowed to read these texts, and I can't even tell you how many church services I've sat through with my dick as hard as Baby Oliver's dick ever got in this scene.
Get this.I'm pretty sure that David had a dick that looked JUST LIKE
Ronan Kennedy's dick. No wonder we refer to
Ronan Kennedy as a fucking KING! It doesn't tell us that in the OLD TEXTS, but sitting in church as a 13 year old, totally deprived of all forms of pornography, I had a premonition about all this, and now we are seeing it on
Broke Straight Boys
The Old Texts describe David's relationship with Jonathan, the minimum of which you'd call a Bromance in modern English. We didn't have a word like that while I was sitting in church with a hard dick. So I built it into a pornographic scene, without proper nouns to describe it. My dick didn't need nouns. It needed inspiration and sex.
I've been a technical person most of my life, (Although a business man, the last 25 years) which discloses that I have not been artistically creative, generally. in the absence of even a little bit of artistic creativity, I somehow knew that David had a dick like
Ronan Kennedy has and that he held Jonathan down and fucked him like a Roman Gladiator a thousand years before there were Roman Gladiators.
When I saw this scene, it took me back to being 13 year old kid with a hard on, sitting in church. The greatest thing that has happened to me personally is to have lived long enough to see a pornographic scene that is worthy of my fantasies about David and Jonathan in my youthful non-pornographic world.
Damn that
Ronan Kennedy can fuck. He just pulled that dick out and shot all over the Pearly White ass that was at least as pretty as the hot son of King Saul, Jonathan. I think
Ronan Kennedy's dick is the prettiest dick of anyone since King David, over 3,000 years ago, and
Ronan Kennedy had the ass as pretty as Jonathan's ass was 3,000 years ago.
This scene is great history, in my mind! LOL
You ask how do i know this. Believe me, I spent years of my life in days when there was no such thing as pornography, figuring this out. And now I'm telling you how it is. LOL
