StudddAndy
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Well, what do ya think?
The dick is nice.
The dick is nice.
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Rick Hazard Bust A Nut
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johnny
BSB Addict
But he and the scene were kinda boring. Well. You asked..
stowe1
Ye Olde Curmudgeon
Agree totally SFP, with my added comment that I like bubble butts or at the very least a nice full, firm ass. He has neither, but his nice long fat dick makes up the difference!!
I find most solos boring and this one was no exception. Average, a 3.
mikeyank
Long time forumite
He has a better looking body out of his clothes than he appeared to have while fully dressed in his BTS and he does have a nice dick but............he really does not appeal to me as much as others currently new to the site. I got a disconcerting vibe from him in his BTS even before the "great reveal" portion where we learned he was experienced and then I did some investigating on the net and found a preview of him getting fucked, sucking dick and swallowing cum while being slapped around. And so with this picture in my head, it was hard to look at his solo with the preamble about him getting naked for the first time on video and all.
I look at Broke Straight Boys differently than some, more of a "reality" show than just a porn site, and whereas a solo can be boring to me as it is to others, just on it's own. But if my mind can buy into the back story, particularly of a guy new to porn, if not to gay sex altogether, I can get off to it. With my previous knowledge about Rick's experience before watching this, it was just another gay performer, getting naked and jerking off. Been there....done that many times before. So what?
They can't all be winners. I've really enjoyed the scenes with newbies Damien, Ashton and kind of liked Landon too, so they all can't be winners........speaking of which I see that on Sunday they are finally releasing the final scene filmed here by Brad Banks with Sebastian, but I will be watching Sunday Night Baseball, so no need to interrupt the game. lol
But we do have a potentially good scene coming up on Friday with Benjamin and Chris, so the average has gone way up for me and I can't love them all. I don't think I will be a fan of Rick Hazard on Broke Straight Boys
I look at Broke Straight Boys differently than some, more of a "reality" show than just a porn site, and whereas a solo can be boring to me as it is to others, just on it's own. But if my mind can buy into the back story, particularly of a guy new to porn, if not to gay sex altogether, I can get off to it. With my previous knowledge about Rick's experience before watching this, it was just another gay performer, getting naked and jerking off. Been there....done that many times before. So what?
They can't all be winners. I've really enjoyed the scenes with newbies Damien, Ashton and kind of liked Landon too, so they all can't be winners........speaking of which I see that on Sunday they are finally releasing the final scene filmed here by Brad Banks with Sebastian, but I will be watching Sunday Night Baseball, so no need to interrupt the game. lol
But we do have a potentially good scene coming up on Friday with Benjamin and Chris, so the average has gone way up for me and I can't love them all. I don't think I will be a fan of Rick Hazard on Broke Straight Boys
oldfart63
BSB Addict
Of course you got a "disconcerting" feeling about him when you watched Part I of the interview. That's what happens when you skew the camera the way they did. And as far as I can tell, that's the only BTS where they did that to a model. When you fuck with the horizon in a scene, it gives the viewer an uncomfortable and foreboding feeling. The only reason it's the least bit tolerable in most scenes here is because there's plenty of action going on. For those of us, like myself, who are sensitive to seeing a skewed horizon, it's just damned annoying and really takes away from the scene. It also looks pretty damned amateurish. At least to me, there's a big difference between an amateur performer and an amateur production. I don't mind an amateur performer, especially if I get the chance to watch him gain more experience. And what was with the blurring in both this and the first interview? Of course, when you're shooting, it's easy to blur a shot for a moment, but I would hope that after 10+ years in the business, Broke Straight Boys would edit that out, for crying out loud. Besides, that's On The Hunt's schtick. As far as the last two scenes go, they may not have fired Rick, but they sure did show him in the least flattering way they could. Enough about this. I'm sure you're as sick and tired of my talking about this as I am in writing it. Let me talk about Rick Hazard.
I like him. I'm not sure why, but I do. It could be because he doesn't strike me as the "model" type, but more like the neighbor kid you'd find around your home. I do like him more naked (go figure). He was dressed in such baggy, droopy clothes that he looked emaciated. Once he got those duds off, though, he's got a pretty nice body. Remember, folks, he's only 18, so his body isn't really totally filled out. Look at what's happened to Oliver! I'm sure Rick will fill out as well.
In spite of the fact that I like him, I'll admit that this was a boring solo. It's difficult to have much more than a boring solo, but I think it's been done. Then again, since he has experience (regardless of whether anyone knew it or not) he should have tried a few different things to spice it up. Then again, considering my previous complaint, maybe he was discouraged from doing that. *sigh* I do look forward to seeing him with a partner, and I hope the shooting and editing make him look better than they did here.
rafe59
Well-known Member
Well, I guess I'm the odd man out....I wouldn't kick him out of bed !!!!.......Looks like the typical guy next door.....like the fact that he has all his pubes.....natural look is hot in my eye's !!!!!......not a huge fan of solo's, to me they are a way to view some hot guy flesh.....As others have stated the real test will be what we see when he gets with other guys........
peterh6308
BSB Addict
He's a cutie and I'll add him to my stable....
StudddAndy
BSB Addict
I need to observe something. I know I'm radical, but please hear me out.
It seems a simple thing to hang a dick on a man. Yes, but the miracle of it is absolutely indescribable. If there were a Nobel Prize for the greatest invention in the history of the Universe, I'd nominate "dicks".
The "force" that conceptualized something as inconceivable as a dick on a hot man would have had absolute unlimited knowlege of everything. Even way beyond imagination, faith, creativity or function. I mean, if you think about it just a little while, it will blow your fucking mind, it is so genius.
To start with, the damn thing is so pretty, and then if you so much as think about it, it springs into action. And once in action, the god damned thing feels so fucking good. I'm just asking you, have you ever had ANYTHING touch your hand that felt anything even near as good a hard dick. No matter who's dick it is! Your dick! A straight guys dick! Or another gay guy! Hey, Damn! Its incredible.
And its faster than a speeding bullet. It even stands up under the ceaseless abuse of a 16 year old kid who discovered the password to 1500 episodes of his gay brother's Broke Straight Boys account.
Its easy for me to act like, oh well. The most remarkable thing I can say about Rick is that he's got nice dick. Sure, its big (Each hand is 4 inches wide and HIS dick sticks through both his hot little hands!), its kinda fat, and it blows cum straight up in the air. But that "begs" the question of how fantascic his dick really is. ANY dick really is.
Its not just how it obviously makes HIM feel. The damn kid can't figure out whether to straighten his legs out or spread 'em. He can't figure which hand to jerk it with, or with both. Look at how his dick makes him hold his mouth. And when he holds his mouth like that, it curls his toes.
But this just speaks ONLY to what's happening to Rick's body as an "Independent Agent" of his dick. Let's say another guy sticks HIS dick into Rick's ass. I mean, simply slips it in there far enough to slightly pound on Rick's little cum-filled prostate. No doubt! It doesn't have to be Dorian Cross, or Dillon Anderson, or Damien Nichols that takes the kid to Pound Town. Even a dick that got hung on Brad Banks or Brenden Steel, combined with some imagination, would do the job that WE need to have done.
Such a fucking has an EXPONENTIAL effect on the way that nice dick feels to Rick, to say NOTHING about the way it feels to the owner of the second dick, if he reaches around. Its doesn't just feel twice as good. It feels at least 4 times as good. And say a third dick gets recruited to slip into Rick's mouth. I mean, the kid's already holding his mouth so that it would slide easily past those hot round lips and down his deep throat. So far that tears come to his pretty little eyes. Jeeze! That'd make those dicks feels 16 times as good. Now, do you see the incredible exponential effect of multiple dicks, and so far we've just evaluated using 3 dicks at a time and ONE scene. Wooooooah!
Things that hot begin to affect the neighborhood, as well. They bust dicks that are not EVEN in the room. You just watch it on a computer screen, (even after some bad cinematography! - LOL) and you think about it for a couple of seconds, and all of a sudden your own dick becomes part of the hyper-hot action. This is the splendor of good pornography.
Now this is my point. Its a clear oversimplification to say that Rick has a "nice" dick. This kid's got a dick with potential to literally make the earth shake when he starts busting nuts! And things get a little nasty after that. This is a great majic of a nice dick, taken seriously.
I love Rick Hazzard. I want to hold his little face in my old crotch. I want to lick his shinny little ass hole. I want to eat some of his cum, just for the opporrtunity to watch where it comes from, and to tell my friends that I cleaned up SUCH a pretty dick, today.
The world is a wonderful place. No matter how old or wrinkled your old dick gets , you can still dream on Broke Straight Boys!
It seems a simple thing to hang a dick on a man. Yes, but the miracle of it is absolutely indescribable. If there were a Nobel Prize for the greatest invention in the history of the Universe, I'd nominate "dicks".
The "force" that conceptualized something as inconceivable as a dick on a hot man would have had absolute unlimited knowlege of everything. Even way beyond imagination, faith, creativity or function. I mean, if you think about it just a little while, it will blow your fucking mind, it is so genius.
To start with, the damn thing is so pretty, and then if you so much as think about it, it springs into action. And once in action, the god damned thing feels so fucking good. I'm just asking you, have you ever had ANYTHING touch your hand that felt anything even near as good a hard dick. No matter who's dick it is! Your dick! A straight guys dick! Or another gay guy! Hey, Damn! Its incredible.
And its faster than a speeding bullet. It even stands up under the ceaseless abuse of a 16 year old kid who discovered the password to 1500 episodes of his gay brother's Broke Straight Boys account.
Its easy for me to act like, oh well. The most remarkable thing I can say about Rick is that he's got nice dick. Sure, its big (Each hand is 4 inches wide and HIS dick sticks through both his hot little hands!), its kinda fat, and it blows cum straight up in the air. But that "begs" the question of how fantascic his dick really is. ANY dick really is.
Its not just how it obviously makes HIM feel. The damn kid can't figure out whether to straighten his legs out or spread 'em. He can't figure which hand to jerk it with, or with both. Look at how his dick makes him hold his mouth. And when he holds his mouth like that, it curls his toes.
But this just speaks ONLY to what's happening to Rick's body as an "Independent Agent" of his dick. Let's say another guy sticks HIS dick into Rick's ass. I mean, simply slips it in there far enough to slightly pound on Rick's little cum-filled prostate. No doubt! It doesn't have to be Dorian Cross, or Dillon Anderson, or Damien Nichols that takes the kid to Pound Town. Even a dick that got hung on Brad Banks or Brenden Steel, combined with some imagination, would do the job that WE need to have done.
Such a fucking has an EXPONENTIAL effect on the way that nice dick feels to Rick, to say NOTHING about the way it feels to the owner of the second dick, if he reaches around. Its doesn't just feel twice as good. It feels at least 4 times as good. And say a third dick gets recruited to slip into Rick's mouth. I mean, the kid's already holding his mouth so that it would slide easily past those hot round lips and down his deep throat. So far that tears come to his pretty little eyes. Jeeze! That'd make those dicks feels 16 times as good. Now, do you see the incredible exponential effect of multiple dicks, and so far we've just evaluated using 3 dicks at a time and ONE scene. Wooooooah!
Things that hot begin to affect the neighborhood, as well. They bust dicks that are not EVEN in the room. You just watch it on a computer screen, (even after some bad cinematography! - LOL) and you think about it for a couple of seconds, and all of a sudden your own dick becomes part of the hyper-hot action. This is the splendor of good pornography.
Now this is my point. Its a clear oversimplification to say that Rick has a "nice" dick. This kid's got a dick with potential to literally make the earth shake when he starts busting nuts! And things get a little nasty after that. This is a great majic of a nice dick, taken seriously.
I love Rick Hazzard. I want to hold his little face in my old crotch. I want to lick his shinny little ass hole. I want to eat some of his cum, just for the opporrtunity to watch where it comes from, and to tell my friends that I cleaned up SUCH a pretty dick, today.
The world is a wonderful place. No matter how old or wrinkled your old dick gets , you can still dream on Broke Straight Boys!
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StudddAndy
BSB Addict
Absolutely true. Ass would have been nice. I still don't know if he's got a furry hole or not, and I need to know that. I'm responsible for keeping those kind of records! A hairy ass hole adds another exponent!
johnny
BSB Addict
If You can find it? See him on another site. He shows plenty of hole there.
You will be pleased.StudddAndy
BSB Addict
If You can find it? See him on another site. He shows plenty of hole there.
Oh SHIT! I'm pissed!
I'm pissed to. I can't find the other site! I'm wish you guys wouldn't be so politically correct and share!
johnny
BSB Addict
Repareur...Do You ever read your Private Messages ????
mikeyank
Long time forumite
I sent you a private message too Repareur!
peterh6308
BSB Addict
send me one
StudddAndy
BSB Addict
I love private messages!
StudddAndy
BSB Addict
Now I've seen the hairy little hole, I'm totally convinced that this hole needs to be fucked by a very aggressive fucker. Like Cage Kafig! Tear that little ass hole up to teach Rick not to EVER mislead us again, no matter who told him to do it, or why,.
He should find out that the punishment for misleading the Broke Straight Boys forumites is two-fold. First, you are brought back onto BTS and made to confess in front of a cinematographer that got his training filming Russian interrogations back during the cold war. Second, you get held down and have your god damned hairy little ass just tore up by an aggressive and experienced Broke Straight Boys top, that fucks your "experienced" ass so hard that you have to go home and tell your mother that you got rear-ended in an automobile accident. Tell her you need to be taken to the eye clinic to have your eyes uncrossed!
This will teach you how to always tell us the story, the whole story, and nothing but the story. Plus, it will show the forumites that you really mean business, and you are down for being sorry.
I love to see hairy ass holes rough fucked as "teaching" experiences
If this works, we can expand the program to identify hot men in the criminal justice system. Take the ones that have hairy ass holes, and have Cage Kafig "rough fuck" their asses and then let them out of jail, to see how that works. Even if it doesn't solve the criminal justice problem, it will definitely make for some HOT Broke Straight Boys scenes.
Hey! Damn! Sometimes we have some really creative ideas on this membership forum. I love Broke Straight Boys
He should find out that the punishment for misleading the Broke Straight Boys forumites is two-fold. First, you are brought back onto BTS and made to confess in front of a cinematographer that got his training filming Russian interrogations back during the cold war. Second, you get held down and have your god damned hairy little ass just tore up by an aggressive and experienced Broke Straight Boys top, that fucks your "experienced" ass so hard that you have to go home and tell your mother that you got rear-ended in an automobile accident. Tell her you need to be taken to the eye clinic to have your eyes uncrossed!
This will teach you how to always tell us the story, the whole story, and nothing but the story. Plus, it will show the forumites that you really mean business, and you are down for being sorry.
I love to see hairy ass holes rough fucked as "teaching" experiences
If this works, we can expand the program to identify hot men in the criminal justice system. Take the ones that have hairy ass holes, and have Cage Kafig "rough fuck" their asses and then let them out of jail, to see how that works. Even if it doesn't solve the criminal justice problem, it will definitely make for some HOT Broke Straight Boys scenes.
Hey! Damn! Sometimes we have some really creative ideas on this membership forum. I love Broke Straight Boys
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