samdog
Active Member
We SUCKED last night!!!
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And I too sucked last night!
Undie![]()
Dear Undie,
I am really suprised about this newly acquired insensitivity on your part. Can't you see that Samdog is really deep-down hurting? So he really had a bad night sexually speaking!
I didn't see what state he hails from, but I can tell you this that the Texas Rangers are no cops to fuck around with. And expecting them to be happy only receiving a simple blowjob, despite the quality thereof, would have left many forumite contributors voting only a "1 or 2" at best. Therefore, they share in your disappointing night (limited to just a blowjob) and would have probably characterized the evenings festivities as "Sucked" , too!
People need to remember that if first you don't plant your goal post exactly where intended, tomorrow is another day and hopefully the next blow job will take place in the Rangers own back door, instead!
I feel their pain!
Dear Stimpy,
Just to set you straight (I sometimes like to do this), you are wrong on two counts:
1) My use of the word 'sucked' was a double entendre and not a statement of performance; and
2) My night was in no way limited to 'just and blowjob'.
And dear Samdog, no 'pain' was intended but some levity because from the old Chinese probverb: genuine sporting sympathy can only be found with fellow supporters.
Undie![]()
And the Yankees sucked today, (no double entendre reference to the act of fellatio intendedWe SUCKED last night!!!![]()
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