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PE vs. Freud's Penis Envy

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While I find the likes of Ryan Gosling so very attractive in his movies, I 'd love to have "X-Ray vision" OR TSA's most invasive airport scanner to see what it is Ryan is really packing. Regardless, for now I just love looking at him. Once my curiosity is aroused, I guess I simply shift over to "HIGH DEFINITION: Size-Queen Mode".

I always have mistakenly understood Freud's concept of "Penis Envy":dancingpenis: as a treat expressly created and intended for my enjoyment. When discussing Freud in Psych class in college, I always had to "BLUSH" whenever its telling initials were spoken. In fact, for decades thereafter, it was my long-held understanding, especially while attending an ALL Boy's High School, that this was "officially" the long-spelling for "PE"!

I never once understood why others didn't "BLUSH" whenever those two initials were spoken "so frequently" and "so cavalierly"? I always thought the whole idea for the class was to allow people like me to "check out all the "Competition's Packages" people brought with them" to the locker room for Gym Class!

I have to ask you..."Where was my mentor and guide that could have only too easily redirected me to something less hairy and certainly better smelling, especially after an hour-long jog in the HOT sun? Even to this very day, I am sadly stuck in this rut of self-defeating behavior patterns honing on delightfully sweatty randy packages! Sometimes contrary to popular belief, I have observed bad habits are their own best rewards!

Unfortunately, the word "Envy" implies that you want something others possess at their expense for your very own." Sounds like the "Tea Party" to me! However, even the largest gathering of penises collectively cannot serve one's on purposes too successfully, if they have already been plucked from their owner's loins! Ooops!


Sincerely charmed by spitting one-eyed snakes but not mean-spirited,:welcome: :001_rolleyes:



Stimpy
 
Castration anxiety

Penis envy in Freudian psychoanalysis refers to the theorized reaction of a girl during her psychosexual development to the realization that she does not have a penis.

According to Freud, the parallel reaction in boys to the realization that girls do not have a penis is castration anxiety.

The psychoanalytical concept of penis envy is unrelated to the "small penis syndrome" which is the anxiety of thinking one's penis is too small.
source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

PS: Good boys get a penis, bad boys get lots of penises. Let's do a Roarschach test...

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Ryan Gosling

Dear Stimpy,

I don't know if this pic has been altered, but it may satisfy your curiosity. It looks ok to me, but what do I know.

Enjoy, my horny friend.
 

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I was always told that it's not the size but how you use it. I'd prefer the size lol

I'm with you! I could really get into a big one! The only caveat is I want girth, not length. 6 inches in length is about all I can handle!
 
When I grow up...

Dear Stimpy,

I don't know if this pic has been altered, but it may satisfy your curiosity. It looks ok to me, but what do I know.

Enjoy, my horny friend.

Dearest Robb,

It looks mighty tempting to me!:biggrin: I sure wished I had been there to offer a hand or two. He seems like such a sweet boy! :w00t: Perhaps it is altered, after all most boys have already been cut long before they had a chance to say their first words. I think it looks quite a mouthful and a tasty one at that to me!:thumbup1: But then, consider the source. :drool:

Thanks for your thoughtful imput and his draining output!


When I grow up, I going to marry him,


Stimpy
 

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I was always told that it's not the size but how you use it. I'd prefer the size lol

I don't know, bring it on over and I'll use it, then I can make my decision...and don't worry, it will be a firm decision.:w00t:
 
All he really needs is a firm hand...

I don't know, bring it on over and I'll use it, then I can make my decision...and don't worry, it will be a firm decision.:w00t:

Dear Beth,

Dont you really mean..."It will be a firm decision after I get finished using it!" Accuracy is everything in such close and intimate confines.:drool:


Sincerely,:par50:


Stimpy
 
Say it isn't so!!!!

No, Jon. Sorry to say that is not me. It is supposed to be Ryan Gosling taking a piss.

Dear Robb,

You really know how to bust someone's bubble. I thought you were a Ryan Gosling look-alike that had been "surgically enhanced", similar to an Elvis impersonator! But, then I dont believe you have the necessary "sideburns" or the "Pompadour hairdo" or the one-sided downward sloping lips either!


Sincerely disappointed,


Stimpy
 
Stimpy, as one also capable of switching into "HIGH DEFINITION: Size-Queen Mode" we will be delighted on 21 June when Casey from Broke Straight Boys#1 appears on College Boy Physicals. It is probably etched into your brain that Casey sports an 11x8 inch cock. What, oh what, will the good doctor do with that monster? One more week to see.
Jeff
 
Dear Robb,

You really know how to bust someone's bubble. I thought you were a Ryan Gosling look-alike that had been "surgically enhanced", similar to an Elvis impersonator! But, then I dont believe you have the necessary "sideburns" or the "Pompadour hairdo" or the one-sided downward sloping lips either!


Sincerely disappointed,


Stimpy

Oh Stimpy, you silly man....you know I don't look anything like Ryan Gosling. I am more of a dead ringer for Chris Atkins (minus the curls, of course). This picture may (or may not) be one I took last night. What do you think?

Didn't someone once say this was a fantasy site? Just living my fantasy.
 

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Oh Stimpy, you silly man....you know I don't look anything like Ryan Gosling. I am more of a dead ringer for Chris Atkins (minus the curls, of course). This picture may (or may not) be one I took last night. What do you think?

Didn't someone once say this was a fantasy site? Just living my fantasy.

Fantasy is a very good thing, Robb. Lately with all my family drama, I will take fantasy any day.:frown:
 
Put your right hand over your breast and...

Stimpy, as one also capable of switching into "HIGH DEFINITION: Size-Queen Mode" we will be delighted on 21 June when Casey from Broke Straight Boys#1 appears on College Boy Physicals. It is probably etched into your brain that Casey sports an 11x8 inch cock. What, oh what, will the good doctor do with that monster? One more week to see.
Jeff

Dear Jeff07,

Fortunately, every June 21st College Boy Physicals runs a special specifically called the
"ONE SIZE FITS ALL HOLES CRUSADE".
It is an evangelical attempt to cum to terms with their many sinful bretheren seeking ultimate salvation.

With Casey's well known for his "Porn-Star-Bangeled reputation" for not skimping on the meat, it is only a matter of time before they too..."
"see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous night,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly steaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the cumshots bursting in air,
Gave proof to the rightful that our Caseys' flagpole was still there.
Oh, say does that Porn Star-spangled banner ye-et waaa-ve
O'er the land of the free bonus-sites(especially College Boy Physicals) and the home of the brave?

I guess by now you can sense a familiar melody and beat, though definitely not easy to dance to! But our evangelical high priest, The pointedly-upright and very imposing...
"Reverend Casey",
he is indeed a broad-based (11X8 inches) and girthy prime motivator dedicating his entire fleshy manhood into strategically focusing on turning the "grunts and groans" of his loyal students to his brand of passionate delving into a religion of his own design, dedicated to definitely not..."Sparing the Rod" and, thereby, avoiding "Spoiling the Child"!

Can I get an AMEN, Lordy Mighty? Can you say it again AMEN, Lordy Mighty? Dear Brother Casey "strike this sinner down to his knees and enter unto him"..."Real Good, Like the Good Book:bible_1: Says You Should!":001_wub:


Sincerely opened for business, ":welcome9: Stranger, New In Town???


Deacon Stimpy:angel:
 
Oh Stimpy, you silly man....you know I don't look anything like Ryan Gosling. I am more of a dead ringer for Chris Atkins (minus the curls, of course). This picture may (or may not) be one I took last night. What do you think?

Didn't someone once say this was a fantasy site? Just living my fantasy.

Dear Robb,

Well if it ain't the spitting image of YOU! You lucky :dogs: you! I may be silly but at least I don't have to have a "curly permanent" to make my pubes look like you would want to run your fingers through those curly blond locks of mine:blushing:!


Sincerely de-tangled, combed-out, and fluffy,


Stimpy:angel:
 
Dear Jeff07,

Fortunately, every June 21st College Boy Physicals runs a special specifically called the
"ONE SIZE FITS ALL HOLES CRUSADE".
It is an evangelical attempt to cum to terms with their many sinful bretheren seeking ultimate salvation.

With Casey's well known for his "Porn-Star-Bangeled reputation" for not skimping on the meat, it is only a matter of time before they too..."
"see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous night,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly steaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the cumshots bursting in air,
Gave proof to the rightful that our Caseys' flagpole was still there.
Oh, say does that Porn Star-spangled banner ye-et waaa-ve
O'er the land of the free bonus-sites(especially College Boy Physicals) and the home of the brave?

I guess by now you can sense a familiar melody and beat, though definitely not easy to dance to! But our evangelical high priest, The pointedly-upright and very imposing...
"Reverend Casey",
he is indeed a broad-based (11X8 inches) and girthy prime motivator dedicating his entire fleshy manhood into strategically focusing on turning the "grunts and groans" of his loyal students to his brand of passionate delving into a religion of his own design, dedicated to definitely not..."Sparing the Rod" and, thereby, avoiding "Spoiling the Child"!

Can I get an AMEN, Lordy Mighty? Can you say it again AMEN, Lordy Mighty? Dear Brother Casey "strike this sinner down to his knees and enter unto him"..."Real Good, Like the Good Book:bible_1: Says You Should!":001_wub:


Sincerely opened for business, ":welcome9: Stranger, New In Town???


Deacon Stimpy:angel:

What more can be said, AAAAAAA-MEN, AAAAAAA-MEN, Clap your hands now, AAAAAAA-MEN

Jeff
 
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