open-minded man struck by the grim realization that he's squandered a significant portion of his life listening to everyone's bullshit.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/openminded-man-grimly-realizes-how-much-life-hes-w,19273/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/openminded-man-grimly-realizes-how-much-life-hes-w,19273/