Ooops! Here's the New Song for BSB Members haha

[Rob_Ryder]

Sorry bout that guys, my fault!

Here is the real song LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLDavPt9I3I

 

[slimvintage]

Sweet. Laura is a beautiful, intelligent, erudite, wise, upper middle class wife and mother, who threw caution to the wind, re-named herself lovelumps (after her shelf), met Diesal and provided herself with an avatar that looks like it had to have been invented by Pixar on a horny day at the studio.

She now enters the universal rap lexicon as the rhyme for "get humped". Man, you've got it all.

RR, I've been told to back off by mah forum soulmate, that she's the one with the marriage proposal. So couldn't we all have "the doll", a little Rob, à la Ken, in soft plastic that goes doggy as default posture after five minutes?



Christ, I have to get up really early to post shit like this, and I even have a life...

 

[Ms. Kianna]

RR, I've been told to back off by mah forum soulmate, that she's the one with the marriage proposal. So couldn't we all have "the doll", a little Rob, à la Ken, in soft plastic that goes doggy as default posture after five minutes?



Christ, I have to get up really early to post shit like this, and I even have a life...

Oh Slimmie (silently shaking my head).........
I promise, that if Mark comes out with a Rob Ryder Doll, I will get you one. Did you want the Jimmy and Cole dolls too?

 

[slimvintage]

Oh Slimmie (silently shaking my head).........
I promise, that if Mark comes out with a Rob Ryder Doll, I will get you one. Did you want the Jimmy and Cole dolls too?

Yes, but only as add-ons to the Rob dolly. You get my drift, yeah? If I can't attach, attach, right?, the Jimmy and/or Cole dollies to the Rob dolly, then I don't actually need them.

Well, I suppose they could watch while I play with the Rob dolly, he likes an audience.



Play date anyone?

 

[Rob_Ryder]

Sweet. Laura is a beautiful, intelligent, erudite, wise, upper middle class wife and mother, who threw caution to the wind, re-named herself lovelumps (after her shelf), met Diesal and provided herself with an avatar that looks like it had to have been invented by Pixar on a horny day at the studio.

She now enters the universal rap lexicon as the rhyme for "get humped". Man, you've got it all.

RR, I've been told to back off by mah forum soulmate, that she's the one with the marriage proposal. So couldn't we all have "the doll", a little Rob, à la Ken, in soft plastic that goes doggy as default posture after five minutes?



Christ, I have to get up really early to post shit like this, and I even have a life...

Hmmm, how about the Rob Doll that goes doggy as default posture after five minutes will be a custom made doll for you! Every one else get's the Rob Ryder "I wanna Hump" posture haha

 

[slimvintage]

Hmmm, how about the Rob Doll that goes doggy as default posture after five minutes will be a custom made doll for you! Every one else get's the Rob Ryder "I wanna Hump" posture haha

In that case could mine be life size?


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[cum2me01]

Love your music Rob. You always have a positive message to expound upon us. I appreciate the shout out. You are always so kind and upbeat. As always, I wish the very best for you and your family.

 

[tampa24]

Dearest Rob,

Thank you for yet another song that you've dedicated to your fans. This gives us another insight into your personality as to how much of an artist you are. I think it's pretty cool that some people prefer to use poetry or song (or a combination of both) to express themselves on a deeper level than simple prose.

With a typical gfp model I often wonder, and yes sometimes worry, about what happens to them after their porn career ends. Some of the results that we are aware of have not been pretty. Fortunately with you I don't have those concerns. You are so talented, intelligent and level headed that I know you will do well in life. It also sounds like you have a good support system within your family as you make the transition from early adulthood onward.

Please know that I wish you only the best in life Rob. If that means a wife and 2 kids then I wish for you the happiest of marriages and family life that a guy could have. If you decide that means you and another guy and an adopted child...then again I wish you the happiest of marriages and family life that a guy could have. Again Rob, I just wish for you happiness in all things. XOXO

 

[MissDeidra]

<3

 

[Rob_Ryder]

In that case could mine be life size?


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For you Slimmie? Of course.

 

[Rob_Ryder]

Love your music Rob. You always have a positive message to expound upon us. I appreciate the shout out. You are always so kind and upbeat. As always, I wish the very best for you and your family.

I appreciate the love Cum2Me! I wish you the best as well!

 

[Rob_Ryder]

Dearest Rob,

Thank you for yet another song that you've dedicated to your fans. This gives us another insight into your personality as to how much of an artist you are. I think it's pretty cool that some people prefer to use poetry or song (or a combination of both) to express themselves on a deeper level than simple prose.

Thank you Tampa :-D

I definitely think that music is my outlet to get across the message I have been wanting to share with the world. I always have wanted to be a motivational speaker that isn't a motivational speaker, if that makes sense lol. I think that this may be my chance for "motivational speaking" haha.

Lots of love,

Rob

 

[Rob_Ryder]

<3

Dear MissDeidra,

I hope you loved the song.

Yours Truly,

Rob

 

[slimvintage]

For you Slimmie? Of course.

Dude. Really? (pops a boner) Oops...​

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[Rob_Ryder]

Sorry bout that guys, my fault!

Here is the real song LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLDavPt9I3I

Hahahaha, I forgot about this song. Don't hold the lack of experience against me ya'll!

 

[lovelumps]

I can hardly understand why I never heard this one! Shame on me!!! Rob, it's charming! But I have other favorites

 

[tampa24]

It is a great tribute to your many fans Rob. Thanks for that sweet trip down memory lane. I see nothing wrong with it indicating a lack of experience. I'm happy for you though if you feel you have gotten even better with music over the last year and a half. xo