Now That's a Stimulus Package

[Jayman01]

OK, Folks this is a stimulus package. Made in America and its cost is a lot less that 780 billion Dollars. LOL

 

[mitch768292]

OK, Folks this is a stimulus package. Made in America and its cost is a lot less that 780 billion Dollars. LOL

Is that one of your dildos?

Did you build that machine Jayman, God you are talented!

 

[tampa24]

Is that one of your dildos?

Did you build that machine Jayman, God you are talented!

Well it never says: I'm too tired. I have a headache. Or... It's too soon to go another round. Wait until morning. LOL

 

[i2ina69]

That is so kool! lol

 

[Jayman01]

Is that one of your dildos?

Did you build that machine Jayman, God you are talented!

I would have made my first million in the first 6 mos. of business opperations with a product like that.

 

[parisnoyd]

Oh, my word! It's a spinner!

 

[i2ina69]

I'll take one of each.

 

[tampa24]

A guy is playing with his mechanical Dildo one day and is so consumed with pleasure and excitement that the Dildo gets stuck up inside. He goes to the doctor who does an examination.

The doctor says: "Now before I get started, do you want me to remove it?... Or just change the batteries?" LOL

 

[Jayman01]

A guy is playing with his mechanical Dildo one day and is so consumed with pleasure and excitement that the Dildo gets stuck up inside. He goes to the doctor who does an examination.

The doctor says: "Now before I get started, do you want me to remove it?... Or just change the batteries?" LOL

Oh, the dilemmas of man...

 

[vicekid]

It seems this device needs to be modified to function while in a seated position. In this format it might provide the stimulus to really get this forum going.

On a national level perhaps this should be required for all politicians desk chairs so that when they are producing and debating issues of national importance they understand the screwing process that we the general public feel daily.

vicekid

 

[Jayman01]

It seems this device needs to be modified to function while in a seated position. In this format it might provide the stimulus to really get this forum going.

On a national level perhaps this should be required for all politicians desk chairs so that when they are producing and debating issues of national importance they understand the screwing process that we the general public feel daily.

vicekid

The machine on the far left is designed for just that purpose. LOL It can be used vertically or horizontally.

 

[tampa24]

The machine on the far left is designed for just that purpose. LOL It can be used vertically or horizontally.

Voice of experience perhaps?! LOL

Which angle is best?

 

[tampa24]

On a national level perhaps this should be required for all politicians desk chairs so that when they are producing and debating issues of national importance they understand the screwing process that we the general public feel daily.

vicekid

High five Vicekid!

 

[Markymark]

It seems this device needs to be modified to function while in a seated position. In this format it might provide the stimulus to really get this forum going.

On a national level perhaps this should be required for all politicians desk chairs so that when they are producing and debating issues of national importance they understand the screwing process that we the general public feel daily.




vicekid

TOO LATE!! They already know, or haven't you guys ever heard of "Interns"? LOL!!

Regards,

 

[Jayman01]

It seems this device needs to be modified to function while in a seated position. In this format it might provide the stimulus to really get this forum going.

On a national level perhaps this should be required for all politicians desk chairs so that when they are producing and debating issues of national importance they understand the screwing process that we the general public feel daily.

vicekid

I think they should be universal on all chairs as the new standard. We could at least rule out people not being laid as an excuse for, "Dosen't play well with others behavior."

 

[tampa24]

I think they should be universal on all chairs as the new standard. We could at least we could rule out people not being laid as an excuse for, "Dosen't play well with others behavior."

Imagine the improvement in people's behavior if everyone was getting as much as they needed. People wouldn't be nearly so uptight and sweating the small stuff. LOL

 

[Jayman01]

Imagine the improvement in people's behavior if everyone was getting as much as they needed. People wouldn't be nearly so uptight and sweating the small stuff. LOL

Hummmm! Maybe we should call it the utopia chair device.

 

[denver0102]

Is that one of your dildos?

Did you build that machine Jayman, God you are talented!

I hope he can build me one!!!!

 

[Jayman01]

I hope he can build me one!!!!

Denver, you can purchase them at http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/index.htm



Let us know if the stimulus package works...