Every time I respond to a thread I have this tendency to go completely off topic - so it's official now, this thread is Pervert's purely personal musings about this and that, none of them important.
Myself and Paris have been comparing notes on the talent at CF and I kept telling him I have no favourites. Then I saw Noah. Oh my Darlings, my Dears I am deeply, deeply in lust with that blonde, blue-eyed piece of eye-candy. I want to write love poems to his beauty, and I wish to do things to that utterly perfect ass of his which I'm hoping will be illegal in at least 28 states, oh yes I do you bad, bad, bad boy. But I won't, I have my pride and way too little money. Such is life.
Speaking of which, I wonder how much they pay those boys? It must be a veritable fortune, why else would a beauty like Trey choose porn over a sterling career as model? And the CF boys are so enthusiastic about doing the 'all-male beast with the two backs,' it's almost unseemly. Still, if nothing else it proves they're straight, after all I've never had such a keen homo in my bed I can tell you! Surely it can't be just me, no of course not, it can't be .................. can it? Ah crap.
So Danny told his parents about doing porn - stupid boy. I can just imagine that conversation : "Dad I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is I'm not gay. The bad news is I have experimented with doing gay-ish porn on the internet, as a matter of fact I've been fucked by more men than a cheap hooker at a prison rodeo." Stupid, stupid boy. All Broke Straight Boys 'actors' hear this : Do not, under any circumstances, tell your parents about doing gay porn. I guarantee you they will disapprove of it as strongly as they would if your sister announced that she was about to become a crack-ho. Trust me on that.
Moving on, where the fuck is the Diesal bottom scene? It's neither of the two upcoming attractions so it will be at least August before we (and by that I mean me) will be able to celebrate this joyous event. And while I'm in the mood for complaining, the upcoming one with Logan in it does not have Tyler, which means it's not his bottoming debut, which means you are torturing us (and by that I mean me) with this one as well. What's the matter with you people? Have I not committed myself to long-term membership of Broke Straight Boys? Didn't I? Didn't I? I did, oh yessireebob I did indeed. Do you have any idea how humiliating an anticipatory wank can be at my age? Now stop diddling about and get those boys and their violated sphincters onto my computer post-haste! It's not as if I'm still a junior member now is it? Noooooo, I Pervert am a fully fledged member of Broke Straight Boys And this is the way you treat me? Why, why must you be so cruel?
Okay, so yes indeed, I did call all porn actors whores, and yes, thereby implying that the entire staff-complement of Broke Straight Boys are therefore pimps. And yes, I did say I feel superior to the mere whores, I did say that yes. But I did so with lots and lots of love and respect ..................... and I was in a truly foul fucking mood, I really was. So no hard feelings then? Splendid! Now go get the Diesal and Logan pleasure inducers and reward us (and by that I mean me) for our unstinting support of the high art produced at Broke Straight Boys Soon. please. I said please goddam you.
I had a really good day at work by the way, got a lot of work done and late this afternoon I helped a disturbingly hunky Phys. Ed. student with his research. Amazing how much it adds to a young man's beauty when he is completely unaware of it. And the fact that he has always treated me with great politeness helps as well, of course. Such a beauty, such a remarkably well-mannered youth, anyway, about half-way through searching on-line databases for the latest developments in motivating school children to exercise a colleague of mine, a most beautiful young woman, stopped by with a request, so as a matter of course I introduced them. Suddenly this confident young Adonis evaporated before my very eyes to be replaced by a blushing, stammering wreck. It was utterly pathetic. After my pretty colleague left I turned to him and remarked in my best ironic, yet even-toned voice : "Let me guess, you would be one of those heterosexual people I've heard so much about, right?" "If I say yes will you still help me with my research?" he retorted, all confidence fully restored by now. "I have to," I said, "it's why they pay me so well."
Kind Regards
Pervert.
Myself and Paris have been comparing notes on the talent at CF and I kept telling him I have no favourites. Then I saw Noah. Oh my Darlings, my Dears I am deeply, deeply in lust with that blonde, blue-eyed piece of eye-candy. I want to write love poems to his beauty, and I wish to do things to that utterly perfect ass of his which I'm hoping will be illegal in at least 28 states, oh yes I do you bad, bad, bad boy. But I won't, I have my pride and way too little money. Such is life.
Speaking of which, I wonder how much they pay those boys? It must be a veritable fortune, why else would a beauty like Trey choose porn over a sterling career as model? And the CF boys are so enthusiastic about doing the 'all-male beast with the two backs,' it's almost unseemly. Still, if nothing else it proves they're straight, after all I've never had such a keen homo in my bed I can tell you! Surely it can't be just me, no of course not, it can't be .................. can it? Ah crap.
So Danny told his parents about doing porn - stupid boy. I can just imagine that conversation : "Dad I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is I'm not gay. The bad news is I have experimented with doing gay-ish porn on the internet, as a matter of fact I've been fucked by more men than a cheap hooker at a prison rodeo." Stupid, stupid boy. All Broke Straight Boys 'actors' hear this : Do not, under any circumstances, tell your parents about doing gay porn. I guarantee you they will disapprove of it as strongly as they would if your sister announced that she was about to become a crack-ho. Trust me on that.
Moving on, where the fuck is the Diesal bottom scene? It's neither of the two upcoming attractions so it will be at least August before we (and by that I mean me) will be able to celebrate this joyous event. And while I'm in the mood for complaining, the upcoming one with Logan in it does not have Tyler, which means it's not his bottoming debut, which means you are torturing us (and by that I mean me) with this one as well. What's the matter with you people? Have I not committed myself to long-term membership of Broke Straight Boys? Didn't I? Didn't I? I did, oh yessireebob I did indeed. Do you have any idea how humiliating an anticipatory wank can be at my age? Now stop diddling about and get those boys and their violated sphincters onto my computer post-haste! It's not as if I'm still a junior member now is it? Noooooo, I Pervert am a fully fledged member of Broke Straight Boys And this is the way you treat me? Why, why must you be so cruel?
Okay, so yes indeed, I did call all porn actors whores, and yes, thereby implying that the entire staff-complement of Broke Straight Boys are therefore pimps. And yes, I did say I feel superior to the mere whores, I did say that yes. But I did so with lots and lots of love and respect ..................... and I was in a truly foul fucking mood, I really was. So no hard feelings then? Splendid! Now go get the Diesal and Logan pleasure inducers and reward us (and by that I mean me) for our unstinting support of the high art produced at Broke Straight Boys Soon. please. I said please goddam you.
I had a really good day at work by the way, got a lot of work done and late this afternoon I helped a disturbingly hunky Phys. Ed. student with his research. Amazing how much it adds to a young man's beauty when he is completely unaware of it. And the fact that he has always treated me with great politeness helps as well, of course. Such a beauty, such a remarkably well-mannered youth, anyway, about half-way through searching on-line databases for the latest developments in motivating school children to exercise a colleague of mine, a most beautiful young woman, stopped by with a request, so as a matter of course I introduced them. Suddenly this confident young Adonis evaporated before my very eyes to be replaced by a blushing, stammering wreck. It was utterly pathetic. After my pretty colleague left I turned to him and remarked in my best ironic, yet even-toned voice : "Let me guess, you would be one of those heterosexual people I've heard so much about, right?" "If I say yes will you still help me with my research?" he retorted, all confidence fully restored by now. "I have to," I said, "it's why they pay me so well."
Kind Regards
Pervert.
