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Playing your song...

Great idea Slim! :thumbup:

I often wondered in the early 90's if my life was moving to the theme song of Phil's "Something Happened on the Way to Heaven". :confused1:

Perfect intro to a story about why...:thumbup1:
 
Slim's Bin Pickin' Agin

Since nothing else is happening on the prime sites at the mo, inevitably you, gentlemen, will have been doing what I've been doing and going where I've been going, i.e. to Videoboys.

Slim and his li'l friend are very happy campers just now, because they've only a minute ago accompanied Alec Winfield & Kobe Cash in the October 17th 2008 video, a familiar plot to all us BSBfans: biboy seduces straightie. Nobody's even trying to fool absolutely anyone about the premise being just a vehicle for some good gay porn, but the mega fit uncut hotties, bona fide stiffies, smooth photography and abundance of spunk on the straightie's belly after he's been seduced and fucked, leave you uncritical of how they got to that point.

It does strike me that we've probably all been there anyway, and seen that episode, and have the teeshirt. But if you haven't, take ole Slim's advice :thumbup: with lube and kleenex in one hand and li'l friend in the other, check these boys out.



Videoboys is a bloody treasure trove. We all want to see Tyler's footage after the camping trip, right? Well here's a photoshoot, hottie on hottie, that we can compare with Tyler's when it finally materializes. Alex is the same guy as in the one recommended above, and Shane is one of the cute assed dudes in the first one I mentioned, so a Pattern is Emerging here :thumbup: ok? One of these guys, Shane, is almost too handsome and graceful to be real, and the other one, Alex, is adorable in a lanky-schlanky, baby-faced, two left feet sort of way. Kleenex, lube, lights, action.


Shane Leblanc & Alec Winfield on Videoboys September 05th 2008
 
Lotta Sail For A Small Ship!

Shane Leblanc & Alec Winfield on Videoboys September 05th 2008....Slim's Pick

Ooops, he did it again folks. I have to agree with you, Slim, it does have all the elements of a Broke Straight Boys shoot. What I had to get out of my head was Dave as the photographer. :scared: That image even scared Lil Richard! Of course as soon as I saw "the meat", we were both okay. I swear to God Slim, (and I know she doesn't like me to say that), I have never seen so much sail on a small ship, and both ships were at full mast!

Are young people eating that much better than when we were kids....or maybe it's just the water....stretching exercises? I don't know, but I like it.

However, you made me feel like a war criminal after watching that episode. Yea, I just killed 15,000,000 kids!

Thanks Slim :001_tt2:
 
Videoboys is a bloody treasure trove. We all want to see Tyler's footage after the camping trip, right? Well here's a photoshoot, hottie on hottie, that we can compare with Tyler's when it finally materializes. Alex is the same guy as in the one recommended above, and Shane is one of the cute assed dudes in the first one I mentioned, so a Pattern is Emerging here :thumbup: ok? One of these guys, Shane, is almost too handsome and graceful to be real, and the other one, Alex, is adorable in a lanky-schlanky, baby-faced, two left feet sort of way. Kleenex, lube, lights, action.


Shane Leblanc & Alec Winfield on Videoboys September 05th 2008

Ian. Piere, and Matthew were kind of hot too.:biggrin:
 
Populate the universe

Ian. Piere, and Matthew were kind of hot too.:biggrin:

David dude, will check that out. Mikenoggin referred to the thorny topic of massive post-ejaculate slaughter of helpless trillions of pre-embryonic descendents. Pierre, Matthew and the lovely grad student Ian will induce, just in the case of a few Forum members, enough tapioca pudding to populate an endless universe of cute Broke Straight Boys models and fans. It's such a RESPONSIBILITY to jack my dick when I think of the number of potential Slims and Slimettes that won't make it through to the ovum. This could be huge as a "Life" issue for Sarah Palin in '12. For every spermatozoa an eggy of its own. What about male parthenogenesis? What if instead of shooting that lovely stuff, incited by Ian, Mat and Pierre, that only contains male gametes, we were shooting tiny blastulas which within 24 hours turned into several worlds' populations right there in front of our computer screens, armies of tiny pre-embryonic Wahoos or scorpios in that paper towel in the wastepaper basket.

Sorry, don't know what got into me...
 
Guys And Dolls

David dude, will check that out. Mikenoggin referred to the thorny topic of massive post-ejaculate slaughter of helpless trillions of pre-embryonic descendents. Pierre, Matthew and the lovely grad student Ian will induce, just in the case of a few Forum members, enough tapioca pudding to populate an endless universe of cute Broke Straight Boys models and fans. It's such a RESPONSIBILITY to jack my dick when I think of the number of potential Slims and Slimettes that won't make it through to the ovum. This could be huge as a "Life" issue for Sarah Palin in '12. For every spermatozoa an eggy of its own. What about male parthenogenesis? What if instead of shooting that lovely stuff, incited by Ian, Mat and Pierre, that only contains male gametes, we were shooting tiny blastulas which within 24 hours turned into several worlds' populations right there in front of our computer screens, armies of tiny pre-embryonic Wahoos or scorpios in that paper towel in the wastepaper basket.

Sorry, don't know what got into me...

I do!! :wink:
 

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Missing footage

Yea for Mark! Can I be pregnant with expectation again? Are we going to be able to see the lost episodes? The Director's cut....unedited version? Tyler's first foray into the world of amature porn? You know, his fun loving get together of Broke Straight Boys letting their hair down, doing what a group of guys will do in a hotel room, i.e. laughing, giggling, shaky video, dark spots, primal lust, unleashed emotion, and plain old flip flopping cum swapping fun, or the edited version?

Are we going to be able see Dustin fucking Austin in the doggie style position that was cut from the original version....but shown in Broke Straight Boys advertising? Are we going to see CJ fucking Tyler or Tyler kissing CJ's ass from the original version not shown in the episode....but shown in Broke Straight Boys advertising? These missing parts to some of the episodes, are they available in the DVD version of the episodes....is there a special directors uncut, unedited version of these episodes?

Or....is this going to be a fill-in of episodes that have been filmed anywhere from 3 to 9 months ago....for example the Tyler/Austin episode? Will I have to abort my expectation and fall into a period of waiting another month? Just curious! :001_unsure:


I would really like to see what was left out, especially Dustin fucking Austin and Tyler rimming CJ. Be a nice break. School is really hard this semester, I could use some real diversion.
 
I think that great new guys are going to be on in febuary but you need to put derek back on i would love to cum and suck his dick!
 
Thanks for all the suggestions. I have tons of updates here so I am going to continue the twice a week updates through March. Enjoy. :banana::porn::banana:

Mark

You are the Man... :001_rolleyes: Mark consider yourself kissed and hugged... Bless your heart.
 
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