Most Embarrassing Moments

[joninliverton]

Okay, my embarrassing moment happened at Dallas/FT Worth Airport. My husband and I just got back in from a trip to San Francisco. We were in the baggage area and I stepped to the restroom. On the way back, I see my husband; looking down, I wipe my hands off on my pants and go up to his arm. He loves when I motor boat him, so I do this to his arm and he giggles. As I look at his arm, I see freckles that I have not noticed (in 30 years). I look up to see a very nice looking (okay, hot) guy about 25-30; both my husband and I are 48. My husband then catches my eye; he's about 3 people down. He looks at me and starts to smile; he says, "Beth, what are you doing?" At this point, the group of people around us now knows something is up. I look at the guy, still smiling at me, look at my husband and I say, "daddy, it looks like I'm trading up!" Everyone busts out laughing. Okay we all enjoyed Beth's mix up and confusion about whose arm I was doing. Can I tell you the other part of the story; this wasn't the first time I had done shit like this! As my husband says, "everyday is a circus with you, Beth."

Tell us more please Beth x

 

[BSB_WebMonkey]

Tell us more please Beth x

hehe i think there is more to this one

 

[grace17]

I feel dumb asking. What is motorboating? Is it related to shrimping?

I found this definition on Urban Dictionary

Motorboating
The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

So now we know what Beth did...sort of

 

[Beth]

I found this definition on Urban Dictionary

Motorboating
The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an outboard boat motor.

So now we know what Beth did...sort of

Okay, like me, it's a "loose" term I use when I put a part of my husband's body between my breasts and shake! Sometimes, I add licking and biting as well.

 

[Beth]

I feel dumb asking. What is motorboating? Is it related to shrimping?

Okay, what's "shrimping?"

 

[grace17]

Okay, like me, it's a "loose" term I use when I put a part of my husband's body between my breasts and shake! Sometimes, I add licking and biting as well.

Sounds like fun!