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Most Embarrassing Moments

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C'mon then folk. As a nosy 'newbie', what's been your most embarrassing moment?

For me, I was once giving a 'straight' mate of mine a blow-job in the back passage - for non-UK folk, this isn't a euphamism for rimming... a 'back passage' is an alleyway between two houses or an access alley along the rear of a group of houses. Anyway, I was there on my knees when suddenly the gate opened and in walked my landlord. He raised his eyebrows and simply said, "Mmmn...I hope they're not your decent trousers, you'll ruin them."

Needless to say, you could have melted marshmellows from the glow on my face... :blushing:
 
here's my moment.
at the end of a long day, an older lady came up to say, 'honey, your gate's open'!
she was telling me that my fly was unzipped and the horse was about to get out.
the embarrassing thing was that i had been in meetings and stood before groups talking about important issues. i have no way of knowing how many other people besides the nice lady notice my pants undone and had nothing to say. maybe they were waiting to if a horse would get out.
 
I was messing around with my best mate Phil (from the tent episode). I heard my dad unexpectedly return from a night out and rushed into the kitchen all red faced trying to get my trousers up. Dad said to Phil "Where's jon gone" - Phil said to Dad - Oh he's being sick in the kitchen 'cos he ate something bad"
 
joninliverton said:
I was messing around with my best mate Phil (from the tent episode). I heard my dad unexpectedly return from a night out and rushed into the kitchen all red faced trying to get my trousers up. Dad said to Phil "Where's jon gone" - Phil said to Dad - Oh he's being sick in the kitchen 'cos he ate something bad"
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I just love it! I bet a lot of our most embarrassing moments involve being almost caught by parents.:blush:
 
Mine was nearly getting caught by my parents as well. I had come home from college one day and gone to my room and shut the door. I was really horny so I put on some porn and jacked off, but turned the sound off because my parents were home. I took a lot of risks when I was young. It's a wonder I never got caught. I had forgotten that the lock had quit working on my door. My father came back there to tell me that dinner was almost ready just as I was about to climax. He knocked and opened the door without waiting for a reply. Fortunately for me, I was standing at the time and I had just enough time to sqat on the other side of the bed before he opened the door. Also, my TV faced away from the door so he did not know it was on since there was no sound. I pretended like I had been getting ready for work, which I was about to do when I was finished. He left and closed the door, not acting suspicious or asking anything. I was able to finish myself off somehow, get dressed, and get to the table about the time that the rest of the family was ready to eat. That was a close call.
 
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Phantom said:
Mine was nearly getting caught by my parents as well. I had come home from college one day and gone to my room and shut the door. I was really horny so I put on some porn and jacked off, but turned the sound off because my parents were home. I took a lot of risks when I was young. It's a wonder I never got caught. I had forgotten that the lock had quit working on my door. My father came back there to tell me that dinner was almost ready just as I was about to climax. He knocked and opened the door without waiting for a reply. Fortunately for me, I was standing at the time and I had just enough time to sqat on the other side of the bed before he opened the door. Also, my TV faced away from the door so he did not know it was on since there was no sound. I pretended like I had been getting ready for work, which I was about to do when I was finished. He left and closed the door, not acting suspicious or asking anything. I was able to finish myself off somehow, get dressed, and get to the table about the time that the rest of the family was ready to eat. That was a close call.
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So, what's for dinner? Where's the beef? Are we having hot dogs, again?....just askin' hehehe
 
Delta. DEN>SLC Aisle seat in coach. Sit next to passenger quite unhappy with his middle seat next to me. He starts bitching. Vocal to the flight attendant. Im thinking shut up, its a short flight, deal. He stands and wont sit until he is upgraded. Im thinking omg, what a wierdo. He keeps yapping, and the flight is in jeopardy becasuse he wont sit. At this point ive had it. I had a tight connection mind you, but he was being a jerk. I stood up and railed on him to "sit the fuck down" so we can "take off and not delay the rest of us". I am taking liberty with the exact language, but the essence is the same. Bugger finally sat. In my case though my fly was not closed during my rant so afterwards I was like oh Shit. It was embarrasing because I am usally much more quiet, and dont get all public on somebody. The reward was free drinks and smiles from the Delta Flight attendants.
 
BSB_WebMonkey said:
Delta. DEN>SLC Aisle seat in coach. Sit next to passenger quite unhappy with his middle seat next to me. He starts bitching. Vocal to the flight attendant. Im thinking shut up, its a short flight, deal. He stands and wont sit until he is upgraded. Im thinking omg, what a wierdo. He keeps yapping, and the flight is in jeopardy becasuse he wont sit. At this point ive had it. I had a tight connection mind you, but he was being a jerk. I stood up and railed on him to "sit the fuck down" so we can "take off and not delay the rest of us". I am taking liberty with the exact language, but the essence is the same. In my case though my fly was not closed so afterwards I was like oh Shit. It was embarrasing because I am usally much more quiet, and dont get all public on somebody. The reward was free drinks and smiles from the Delta Flight attendants.
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Haha! I love your story. I know exactly what you mean. I'm fairly quiet most of the time, but if I'm pushed hard enough I can explode and precisely five seconds after my explosion I start to feel really embarrassed...thankfully my explosions are rare. lol
 
BSB_WebMonkey said:
Delta. DEN>SLC Aisle seat in coach. Sit next to passenger quite unhappy with his middle seat next to me. He starts bitching. Vocal to the flight attendant. Im thinking shut up, its a short flight, deal. He stands and wont sit until he is upgraded. Im thinking omg, what a wierdo. He keeps yapping, and the flight is in jeopardy becasuse he wont sit. At this point ive had it. I had a tight connection mind you, but he was being a jerk. I stood up and railed on him to "sit the fuck down" so we can "take off and not delay the rest of us". I am taking liberty with the exact language, but the essence is the same. Bugger finally sat. In my case though my fly was not closed during my rant so afterwards I was like oh Shit. It was embarrasing because I am usally much more quiet, and dont get all public on somebody. The reward was free drinks and smiles from the Delta Flight attendants.
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I've heard of people making scenes over some piddly excuse in hopes of getting a free upgrade to first class. And those who try it know they usually will have to make a Big scene with shouting and profanity to get their way. Unfortunately for the rest of the paying passengers they often get their wish just to keep the peace. Good for you Webmonkey. And it's not like SLC is a zillion mile trip from Denver. That passenger could deal for a 45 minute flight. lol
 
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While this would not qualify as one of life's most embarrassing moments this was embarrassing. I was in the post office one day and I felt an odd sensation around my ankle. I was wearing long pants. I looked down at my pant leg as a used fabric softener dryer sheet falls out of my pant leg and lands on the floor in front of me and 15 other people. I scooped it up at lightening speed and stuffed it in my pocket. As nonchalantly as possible I threw it away in a trash can on my way out. LOL
 
grace17 said:
Haha! I love your story. I know exactly what you mean. I'm fairly quiet most of the time, but if I'm pushed hard enough I can explode and precisely five seconds after my explosion I start to feel really embarrassed...thankfully my explosions are rare. lol
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Grace, dear, you have no reason to be embarrassed about having an occasional explosion. I'm just sorry that they are so rare for you. Perhaps being a member here at Broke Straight Boys will stimulate you enough to enhance your explosions so they will come more frequently. Here's hoping you can get more comfortable with all of your future glorious explosions.

P.S. I hesitated several hours before finally posting this, but with your seemingly great sense of humor, I figured that you could probably handle it in the comical sense in which it was offered.
 
Buckeye1 said:
Grace, dear, you have no reason to be embarrassed about having an occasional explosion. I'm just sorry that they are so rare for you. Perhaps being a member here at Broke Straight Boys will stimulate you enough to enhance your explosions so they will come more frequently. Here's hoping you can get more comfortable with all of your future glorious explosions.

P.S. I hesitated several hours before finally posting this, but with your seemingly great sense of humor, I figured that you could probably handle it in the comical sense in which it was offered.
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Hell yeah! :biggrin:
 
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tampa24 said:
While this would not qualify as one of life's most embarrassing moments this was embarrassing. I was in the post office one day and I felt an odd sensation around my ankle. I was wearing long pants. I looked down at my pant leg as a used fabric softener dryer sheet falls out of my pant leg and lands on the floor in front of me and 15 other people. I scooped it up at lightening speed and stuffed it in my pocket. As nonchalantly as possible I threw it away in a trash can on my way out. LOL
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Gosh, Tampa, it's amazing how fast my brain works sometimes (and I do mean amazing) I was imagining all sorts of exotic things falling out of your pant leg before I actually read it was a softener dryer sheet. :sign0068:
 
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Okay, my embarrassing moment happened at Dallas/FT Worth Airport. My husband and I just got back in from a trip to San Francisco. We were in the baggage area and I stepped to the restroom. On the way back, I see my husband; looking down, I wipe my hands off on my pants and go up to his arm. He loves when I motor boat him, so I do this to his arm and he giggles. As I look at his arm, I see freckles that I have not noticed (in 30 years). I look up to see a very nice looking (okay, hot) guy about 25-30; both my husband and I are 48. My husband then catches my eye; he's about 3 people down. He looks at me and starts to smile; he says, "Beth, what are you doing?" At this point, the group of people around us now knows something is up. I look at the guy, still smiling at me, look at my husband and I say, "daddy, it looks like I'm trading up!" Everyone busts out laughing. Okay we all enjoyed Beth's mix up and confusion about whose arm I was doing. Can I tell you the other part of the story; this wasn't the first time I had done shit like this! As my husband says, "everyday is a circus with you, Beth."
 
*quasar* said:
C'mon then folk. As a nosy 'newbie', what's been your most embarrassing moment?

For me, I was once giving a 'straight' mate of mine a blow-job in the back passage - for non-UK folk, this isn't a euphamism for rimming... a 'back passage' is an alleyway between two houses or an access alley along the rear of a group of houses. Anyway, I was there on my knees when suddenly the gate opened and in walked my landlord. He raised his eyebrows and simply said, "Mmmn...I hope they're not your decent trousers, you'll ruin them."

Needless to say, you could have melted marshmellows from the glow on my face... :blushing:
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Fortunately, I have never had any, but should have. Taken a lot of nude picks of my buds outside and sucked my fair share of dick. But by far yours was the funniest and your landlord should have gotten an Oscar or what ever you blokes call it.
 
Beth darling, that was priceless! Definitely would haVe been a great Kodak moment.
 
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