Meet The New Guy Kyle Lovern

[mikeyank]

You know, its cold everywhere, including the desert, and there aren't many oranges left on the trees here in the desert so the pickings are a bit slim. Maybe that's the problem with Broke Straight Boys currently. Slim pickings! Makes me enjoy the Jake's and Ethan's that we do have, and a few others. This did heat up the activity on the forum however.

I agree on both counts SFPS, one that during a drought we do appreciate the "gems" we find on the oasis from time to time even more than when the fruit is plentiful, so to speak. And two that a little controversy on the site does spice things up and encourages forum activity.

 

[SFPS01]

I finally decided to watch the scene just now. There is no doubt that the kid has a very nice dick on him and he is kind of cute with a slim compact body. My gut tells me that he will be a power bottom. And I call BS on the girl on girl fantasy he claimed to have had while jerking off. More likely he was fantasizing that Jake was buried deep inside his ass.

 

[StudddAndy]

Liers get on some people's nerves. But I'm very tolerant of them, because it tells you a lot just to figure out what lie they will tell. It is preposterous for a guy like him to have said many many of the things he said in the initial interview. Oh Jesus!

But, I'm just telling you, this kid knows some shit. As soon as you ask him a question, he starts up the "lie" machine and it cranks out an untrue statement. This "girl on girl" sex is certainly an example. "Girl on girl" sex is a common fantasy of straight guys. Damn, it makes some of them hot. Well, in HIS mind, apparently, he thinks there is some way to convince us that he has a straight bone in his body somewhere, no matter how preposterous it may seem when you just watch him saying it. No. He doesn't. He's got EVERY "gay marker" there is.

Not that there's something wrong with being gay. Some of my best friends are gay! But....

But be that as it may be, this kid has a killer dick. Being that as it may be, I still can't think of ANYTHING I'd want to see him doing with that dick. Kids that love to be fucked, love to be fucked with big dicks, but no one wants to be fucked or watch someone else get fucked by a "nelly" big dick.

Oh, I hate me! LOL

 

[Jaybifla]

And then there’s the picture of him kissing Richie West on his twitter, indicating a scene they were about to film. I’m actually surprised none of you have brought it up, lol, or maybe you just didn’t see it. I LOVE Richie West he is one of my favorites, but does this kind of pairing excite You? I just feel like their body type is exactly the same.

 

[mikeyank]

And then there’s the picture of him kissing Richie West on his twitter, indicating a scene they were about to film. I’m actually surprised none of you have brought it up, lol, or maybe you just didn’t see it. I LOVE Richie West he is one of my favorites, but does this kind of pairing excite You? I just feel like their body type is exactly the same.

To quote my good friend Rep, It sounds like "lesbian sex" to me. LOLOLOLOL

Richie's a great guy and a hot bottom, but I'd so much rather see him with a bigger more macho type top!

 

[petefromsaintpete]

Did anyone notice the dick God hung on this kid!

In some ways, it might be considered to make up for the 32 negative posts about the guy. Which incidentally, I agree with. Although I've been excoriated for saying something negative about a model's hair and nose ring, causing an avalanche of passave aggressive references to me. To which I add. I don't care! I've got a life outside the forum. But Jesus! Nothing on the scale of what this kid has gotten. Wooooooah. Its Pornography. He's applying for a job as a pornographic model.

Broke Straight Boys should spend more time in Sunday School picking out models who will jack off in public scenes, and let anyone they pick out, fuck them in the ass, and truthful about it. Those Sunday School kids wouldn't lie about the fact that they've been peddling their ass out on the international market, and be honest about whether they have actually appeared in a gay scene somewhere else.

This kid tells a few lies, but if you've got a dick that size, you get entitled to tell a few lies. Pleeeeease! LOL

Before anyone gets bent out of shape, let me clarify that this post is supposed to be slightly funny, although not VERY funny. LOL

Hi StudddAndy, first I am glad you are back onto the forum as I have missed your posts. Secondly I want to congratulate you for winning one of the prizes in the Broke Straight Boys's contest. However I was not one of the people who had anything bad to say about the newer model. So to my knowledge, There may be more who may have negative comments, I don't really know, but I didn't.

 

[oldfart63]

And then there’s the picture of him kissing Richie West on his twitter, indicating a scene they were about to film. I’m actually surprised none of you have brought it up, lol, or maybe you just didn’t see it. I LOVE Richie West he is one of my favorites, but does this kind of pairing excite You? I just feel like their body type is exactly the same.

Actually, when Kyle said "girl on girl sex" the first thing that came to mind was that picture of him with Ritchie. No wonder he got off! Out of deference to Ritchie I wasn't going to say anything but since you brought it up...

It's like Mama used to say, "If you can't say something nice about someone give me a call and we'll dis 'em together".

 

[StudddAndy]

Hi StudddAndy, first I am glad you are back onto the forum as I have missed your posts. Secondly I want to congratulate you for winning one of the prizes in the Broke Straight Boys's contest. However I was not one of the people who had anything bad to say about the newer model. So to my knowledge, There may be more who may have negative comments, I don't really know, but I didn't.

Well, thanks DudeBro! Its great to be missed…and that’s very kind of you to mention it.

I still have three best selling text books in my field, and the publishers have had a gun held to my head (so to speak!) to get them revised, which has to be done periodically. I haven't had the opportunity to do anything but to watch some good porn and jerk on my old dick. Which at my age, takes quite a bit of time, just on its own.

Even though I couldn’t comment, I haven’t missed a thing. Broke Straight Boys still has some of the best pornography online. I mean, Benjamine fucking that little kid Derek with that big dick. Not to mention the way those guys sucked each other’s dick. Are you kidding me? Now those guys got into that fucking.

I loved it when Ryan Pitt hauled that big dick of his out and fucked that little kid, Charles’ brains right out of his nervous little straight boy ass. Oh Jesus.

I’m a little tired of John and Chris, but I dutifully “watched” their scene anyway, (if you KNOW what I MEAN) like the appreciative fan I used to be.

I don’t mean to be offensive, but I loved seeing Axel haul that hard as a rock dick out of the hot pants the kid wears on his totally well-built body and fucked the other end of Grey’s nice dick for him. Grey LOVED that hard fucking he got,. Even if Axel never sucks a dick or lets anyone fuck his hot little half-Korean ass, that NEEDS fucked so BAD. I know that people are mad at Axel, but I’m just saying that the guy has a great body and fucks that cum right out of that kid with his hard dick. And Axel just kept fucking Grey, even after he busted a big load, and did you notice that Grey’s dick didn’t go soft after he busted those nuts all over the fucking place. I’m just saying that was a fucking fucking.

And that scene with Jake fucking Marcus! It’s a wonder that didn’t kill my old ass. There ought to be a law against putting hot scenes like that for old people like me to be watching. Jesus. I could have died! I thought about this scene in Church during a boring sermon. Thank you JAKE and MARCUS.

I just love the sex people are having on Broke Straight Boys, and now I hope I’m back to regularly comment on it, and to occasionally be drug into the streets and severely beaten for some “contrarian” opinion I’ve expressed. Sometimes I can’t help myself! LOL. But I am trying to take my beatings, just like I take my fuckings! Like a REAL man! LOL

 

[elyot1]

Well, thanks DudeBro! Its great to be missed…and that’s very kind of you to mention it.

I still have three best selling text books in my field, and the publishers have had a gun held to my head (so to speak!) to get them revised, which has to be done periodically. I haven't had the opportunity to do anything but to watch some good porn and jerk on my old dick. Which at my age, takes quite a bit of time, just on its own.

Even though I couldn’t comment, I haven’t missed a thing. Broke Straight Boys still has some of the best pornography online. I mean, Benjamine fucking that little kid Derek with that big dick. Not to mention the way those guys sucked each other’s dick. Are you kidding me? Now those guys got into that fucking.

I loved it when Ryan Pitt hauled that big dick of his out and fucked that little kid, Charles’ brains right out of his nervous little straight boy ass. Oh Jesus.

I’m a little tired of John and Chris, but I dutifully “watched” their scene anyway, (if you KNOW what I MEAN) like the appreciative fan I used to be.

I don’t mean to be offensive, but I loved seeing Axel haul that hard as a rock dick out of the hot pants the kid wears on his totally well-built body and fucked the other end of Grey’s nice dick for him. Grey LOVED that hard fucking he got,. Even if Axel never sucks a dick or lets anyone fuck his hot little half-Korean ass, that NEEDS fucked so BAD. I know that people are mad at Axel, but I’m just saying that the guy has a great body and fucks that cum right out of that kid with his hard dick. And Axel just kept fucking Grey, even after he busted a big load, and did you notice that Grey’s dick didn’t go soft after he busted those nuts all over the fucking place. I’m just saying that was a fucking fucking.

And that scene with Jake fucking Marcus! It’s a wonder that didn’t kill my old ass. There ought to be a law against putting hot scenes like that for old people like me to be watching. Jesus. I could have died! I thought about this scene in Church during a boring sermon. Thank you JAKE and MARCUS.

I just love the sex people are having on Broke Straight Boys, and now I hope I’m back to regularly comment on it, and to occasionally be drug into the streets and severely beaten for some “contrarian” opinion I’ve expressed. Sometimes I can’t help myself! LOL. But I am trying to take my beatings, just like I take my fuckings! Like a REAL man! LOL

A;ways happy to see a Studdandy post. I always enjoy them. And usually agree. I'm glad you appreciate Axel. I do, too.