I'm back to my original premise, that Levi is a straight man. LOL I know its popular to imagine straight people to be gay, either because they do something that gay people do or they have some trait that fits the gay people stereotype. But, hear me, Please.
When you see a guy with a
Dildo or a dick up his ass, and especially when the guy leans into it and likes it enough to bust his hot straight-boy nuts, we suppose him to be gay. How could a straight guy enjoy being fucked if he wasn't gay? We wonder. We notice that some gay people, but not all, like this experience. It stimulates their prostate gland to a physical experience that is more intense than almost any other physical experience, including such straight-boy things as rock climbing.
And any male person can learn to love this experience, but he is hampered by the sometimes extreme pain of stretching his colon with a penis or a
Dildo It hurts like passing a turd you should have passed yesterday or the day before. The guy has to learn to handle this pain until it is overridden by the superior pleasure of the prostate stimulation.
The prostate gland is walnut size and rests right in front of the colon, hence inviting ass fucking. Its right there, whether you are straight or gay. The primary function of the prostate gland is to secrete the seminal fluid that nurtures and carries sperm.
During male orgasm, we stimulate this muscular gland into an autonomic convulsion by our thoughts and (or) by physical stimulation. Dicks and dildos, and hip girations are the most common form of physical stimulation, although, in case you're interested, men normally ejaculate when they are hung by their necks. The severe drop stimulates the prostate convulsion - but please don't try this at home.
The prostate convulsion propels the fluid, along with sperm from the testicles, through the tip of the penis which is the world's most perfect of all experiences. The ejaculation.
The reason I describe this detail is to postulate that the anal sex experience has nothing to do with homosexuality, other than the back story that gay people are very experimental, open minded and results oriented. And we have creatively developed sexual outlets that is NOT associated with pussies or estrogen. This is probably he reason people call us "gay" (although I'm not an entymologist, and I haven't even played one on TV) is because we have a lifestyle free from the side effects of those sexual outlets. If gay people don't fall down and break both of their hands, they'll have a great sex life. Especially if they have a little imagination to combine with their hands. Give them a
Dildo and they don't usually need a dick. We invented self-sufficiency. LOL.
Gay people, looking for a substitute for a pussy, accidentally discovered the miracle of stimulating the prostate. (I think) The tactic attracts straight males, usually for two reasons. First, as soon as they get past their instinctive reluctance to be having sex with another male person, they find that the asshole feels way better than a pussy. Second, they discover that the asshole is not driven by the hormone "estrogen" which has horrible side effects that males don't like. For one thing, estrogen causes pussies NOT to want sex, most of the time, although most women learn to fake it through those periods. Truth be, that they only want sex periodically. The proof of this phenomen is contrary to male conclusions, because male people want to imagine that women are dying to have sex as much as they are. Not true. My proof along these lines is very entertaining, in my opinion, but doesn't really fit in this diatribe.
So my procedure, developed over my life is to suck a male's dick first. If its private, they'll let you and they'll love it. After you gain their confidence, talk them into sucking your dick, too. Males have a great sense of fair play and this is easy. Once they go past the instinctive resistence to sucking your dick, it is easy to get them to go for fucking your ass. And a few times there and you can fuck THEIR ass, which introduces them to the magic of prostate gland stimulation. I call the process "suck, suck, fuck, fuck"
When we see them doing what we do, we may conclude that they are "turning" gay like we are. Not even true. You cannot make an ass man out of a tit man, for instance. Our sexual attractions are largely instinctive. That's why wolves don't fuck foxes. Its not that they they learned in wolf-Sunday-School that that's perverted. They are just not attracted to the fox. And all the idiots that have tried to convert gay people to straight people have failed. No one ever converted even one of us. Although they have taught a few gay people to lie and claim they have found a new life being straight.
One other thing I bring for consideration. I openly admit I'm a pervert. I've done a lot of shit, and I own up to it. I'm not in denial about any pervision. Because I'm such a fucking horny pervert, I've fucked enough pussies in my life to certainly convert me to being straight, if such a thing as performing a sex act could convert you. Male people are dawgs, driven by testosterone. But because they do a homosexual act, does not in any way convert them to being gay, or even mean, on its face that they ARE gay.
So I conclude that Levi is straight, because our only indicators are that we've caught the hot fucker with dildos up his ass, stimulating his prostate gland and loving it. Who the fuck wouldn't love it. Dudes. Be reasonable. I don't have any doubt that Levi could be gay and is just faking being a straight guy. But the EVIDENCE cannot be that he simply enjoys having his prostate stimulated.
And I add this disclaimer. Don't anyone EVER take me serious please. I'm just saying things. But I'm telling you that they are close enough to being true that they could ACTUALLY BE true. LOL
Bout time he put something up his butt.Cause he's know Studd...Andy..
