cumrag27
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Poetic license is no longer recognized in literary circles
Dear Undie,
1) We all agree that Logan is very bright. How bright is he? Logan is one shrewed dude when it comes to business matters. Logan can definitely tell his ass from a hole in the ground. Just as the Mona Lisa has a mysterious smile on her face, Logan has that same Mona Lisa mysterious smile on his face because he has the balls to smile at you at the exact same time his ass winks at you! For our passive-aggressive Logan composure is everything!
Before I reply to your second statement, I want to make myself perfectly clear. Solos are a dime a dozen and featured once, twice, or rarely thrice daily at my house and there is no membership fee to collect at the door. In those rare instances where solos scenes become couples, it is usually instigated by a nosy neighbor that calls for a fireman or an EMT person to see if some thing is actually wrong with me for all the heavy breathing, foaming at the mouth, or rattling of sex toys at the foot of my bed. Anyway, after taking my blood pressure and temperature and zipping my fly for me, it quickly becomes a solo scene again after their brief inspection (no not my underwear, stupid) ...inspection of my bedroom. I count solos totally out of my consideration as far as Broke Straight Boys models unless it features the one-and-only Shawn (gorilla boy himself and self possessed/professed couple - June 12, 2010 - refer to Clip 9). Shawn is welcomed at my house any time, any day, and any year. No questions asked.
2) Broke Straight Boys couples have to be best because the sound effects they produce clearly convinces my nosy neighbors..."there he goes again, entertaining", where as 3- or 4-ways produce so much indistinguishable noises for my nosy neighbors they think I have reopened my mosh pit again and my nosy neighbors then get a fire truck's hoses set up once again and flood my bedroom. After all a person can only withstand seeing their favorite porn swept away so many times after it ceases to be amusing. That is why I hate 3- and 4-way scenes so.
So now, I hope you are happy.
__________________
Dear Undie,
1) We all agree that Logan is very bright. How bright is he? Logan is one shrewed dude when it comes to business matters. Logan can definitely tell his ass from a hole in the ground. Just as the Mona Lisa has a mysterious smile on her face, Logan has that same Mona Lisa mysterious smile on his face because he has the balls to smile at you at the exact same time his ass winks at you! For our passive-aggressive Logan composure is everything!
Before I reply to your second statement, I want to make myself perfectly clear. Solos are a dime a dozen and featured once, twice, or rarely thrice daily at my house and there is no membership fee to collect at the door. In those rare instances where solos scenes become couples, it is usually instigated by a nosy neighbor that calls for a fireman or an EMT person to see if some thing is actually wrong with me for all the heavy breathing, foaming at the mouth, or rattling of sex toys at the foot of my bed. Anyway, after taking my blood pressure and temperature and zipping my fly for me, it quickly becomes a solo scene again after their brief inspection (no not my underwear, stupid) ...inspection of my bedroom. I count solos totally out of my consideration as far as Broke Straight Boys models unless it features the one-and-only Shawn (gorilla boy himself and self possessed/professed couple - June 12, 2010 - refer to Clip 9). Shawn is welcomed at my house any time, any day, and any year. No questions asked.
2) Broke Straight Boys couples have to be best because the sound effects they produce clearly convinces my nosy neighbors..."there he goes again, entertaining", where as 3- or 4-ways produce so much indistinguishable noises for my nosy neighbors they think I have reopened my mosh pit again and my nosy neighbors then get a fire truck's hoses set up once again and flood my bedroom. After all a person can only withstand seeing their favorite porn swept away so many times after it ceases to be amusing. That is why I hate 3- and 4-way scenes so.
So now, I hope you are happy.
__________________
