Please don't think I am shallow!
This is my first website like this that I joined thanks to my good buddie
Virgin34. He is a great guy he helped me out so much when I needed it and now I am here I don't quite know how I feel about it so tell me a little bit about you guys.
Dear PhuckieP,
Shallow about...What a great name you picked! Not immediately obscene to the naked eye, unlike my own. I think it is delightful both in its appearance and in how it reads. Great Choice!
Welcome, or I do mean Welcum! Not as if to sound like some vampire or something, but this website needs a steady supply of fresh blood or any other blood-related substance you produce throughout the day!
Basically, it is written..."we all get off at the mere sight of some horny guy cumming". The premise is that we get off on "straight guys performing gay sexual acts for pay". I guess that somewhere in our fantasy life, we would have gladly paid some straight hunk we were infatuated with to simply pleasure us to our unique desires and tastes. We thought how hard could this possibly really be? Immediately, out thoughts said well maybe if we paid them enough $$$$. However, if the truth be known, straight in the way it is used on-site really means someone normally sexually unavailable, like a taxi on their break. A guy can be all possible combinations sexually speaking and at any time.
It seems that paying someone for something they are unwilling to perform otherwise, is simply the "
Cat's meow".
I'm here to say i do not get more turned on whether he meows or not. Stop and think of "plumbing problems" as the source of our amusement, whether it is merely leaking, a gyser, a gusher, a sprinkler system, a steady drip, or simply oozing slowly. We like messy, chunky, and stringy cumshots. And, deepdown, we all hate someone that only performs without passion and for money. Afterall, we "gay, bisexual, or straight"men and women, we normally refer to "cash only street venders" as "whores". After all a rose is a rose is rose, by anyother name is simply a "whore". This is not meant to demean any body weth a label as labels can simply peel orr or be cut off. To the contrary, I have only the highest appreciation for their vital and uplifting body of work! You really don't have to be a Televangelist to be of the same mind. It is aa especially necessary community service in times of economic hardship or and other personal hardship, get my drift?
Rather than in pre-internet days, frothing at the mouth and spewing other more personal/biological substances on the occasional centerfold, etc., are of a bygone day. Thanks to technology we now can do exactly the same things only to our cell phones, laptops, and desktops without having to worry about pages sticking together or not. What relief it is! A can of pressurized air will quickly blow away all traces of DNA deposits and a moist antibacterial towelet with one well-intentioned wipe will kill the rest of the creepy-crawlees, hopefully.
If you don't want your panties all in a wad, please don't go into this new chapter of your sexual fantasy life with the full expectation that only total transparency and truthfulness is rewarded here, especially from the models. All I can say is don't set your standards too high. Secondly, by all means, don't begin this journey with the false expectations thinking all released episodes are in any kind of chronological order. Simply, they are not and probably never will be!
Good luck to you on your lifequest! May the force from your urinary tract be with you! And remember this paraphrase of vital words brought to us by the US Department of Transportation..."some objects may appear larger than they are in real life"!
Now child of
Broke Straight Boys, you are officially baptised and begin on your new and wonderful journey within these hallowed pages!
