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How best to start one's day?

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A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school boys and they all
perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.
Peter asks the first boy, " Robert, have you ever had any contact
with another male's penis ?

He blushes and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one
with the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, " Okay, dip the tip of your fingertip in the Holy Water
and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next boy the same question,

"Richard, have you ever had any contact with another male's penis?"

The boy is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and
stroked one."

St. Peter says, " Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of boys.

One boy is pushing his way to the front of the line. When he reaches
the front, St. Peter says, "Leonard, What seems to be the rush?"

The boy replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
want to do it before Daniel sticks his ass in it."
 
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