Hooking up.....

[jwglass]

so the internet age has really transformed the practice of hook ups and one night stands. i have had quite a few myself and most of them werent so good. im curious to know your guys stories, the good the bad and the ugly.

my creepiest one was a very bad one. i was chatting with a guy that really wanted to hook up, and he didnt want my car in front of his house so the neighbors wouldnt see. so he picked me up at the local walmart after i got off work. when he picked me up, it turns out he spoke very little english. we eventually got back to his place, in a very nice neighborhood i might add. not to mention he drove a mercedes. so he pulled into the garage and when i walked into his house, i saw three pairs of shoes at the bottom of the stairs, one being a little girl's shoes, and two belonging to an older woman. this is after the guy told me he wasnt married. we walked through his house as he would turn the lights on for me, turn them on and walk through the dark. and we eventually got up to his bedroom. and before i got onto his bed insisted on putting a sheet down. so we got undressed and got onto his bed while i was blowing him and he said he was ready to fuck me. and i was like okay cool....wheres the condom? he told me that he never gets sick and doesnt need a condom. RED FLAG! so i made him find a condom, which he got pissy about. so when he was trying to penetrate me, he had so many issues trying to find my hole, i called it quits and said i wanted to go home. he said no and got very pushy. so i got out my phone and started dialing 911, which finally persuaded him to take me back to my car.

so yeah, id love to hear your stories!

 

[carking1]

I'll never forget the one that I drove 125 miles to hook up with and when I got there, he had lied about his age by 20 years and his weight by 150 pounds. Before anyone yells at me for being shallow about his weight, as I am a large man myself. He had told me that he weighed 300 pounds, so I was being open minded. That is, until he turned out to be 450 pounds.

 

[rapper]

Not my worst, but the most dissapointing

Being somewhat old and jaded, I never meet someone without first seeing them. I communicated with this guy on the net and agreed to meet him at a resturant for talk only. He said he and his family would be at a local arena to show horses in a week and he could come separately and meet me first. He arrived at the resturant; Oh man!! This fella was about six-two, and one of my favorite shapes, wide in the shoulder, narrow in the waist with long, long legs, straight and strong. He was wearing Wranglers and honest, he couldn't fit that package in his pants! You could count the hairs and he was circumcised for sure. We visited some about general things and I told him that I could reserve a room or our adventure and I could e-mail him the room number. He agreed. As we parted he said "You have a stiff one?" and I replied "Stiff enough . . . I have never disappointed." He began to strip down, (no underwear), and I knew I had rolled three cherries on the biggest slot machine around when I saw him naked! I walked up beside him staring at his huge rod hanging there and put my hand on his back while telling him how attractive he was. As my hand slipped down to his hard little butt cheeks, he said "Let's get started. Not much time." We agreed his favorite mode was doggie style and he assumed the position. On looking between his legs, I could see his huge nuts hanging and that super cock there also. I got behind him on knees, installed a condom and some lube and got started (I thought). I promise that was the most rigid tightest grommet I ever experienced. After much fumbling, I said "Lay on your side and pull than top leg up to your chin." That didn't work either. Next tactic was that I told him I would insert a lubed finger in that hole and work it a little. By then I was worried and could feel myself wilting. When I approached his hole with a finger he jumped and said "You can't do that." Same response when I said we would do missionary style. So he mumbled "We're running out of time." I was pretty much gone by then so I offered to get him off if he would roll over. When he turned over I was really impressed by that swelling that he had developed. I was lifting those heavy nuts as I reached for his cock, but he waved me off. "I can do that myself buddy!" He was blowing a load in less than five minutes and he jumped up and began to stuff that wilted cock into the Wranglers again. I just stayed on the bed on my knees in wonderment as he dressed and left. I will never forget the sight of my limp dick with the not-used condom hanging off the end of it.

 

[zyl84]

i had responded to an ad on a popular hookup site. he was great looking. tall, chiseled body, young with a big ol' tool. i was excited. he was local, we were going to meet at a motel. he grabbed the room and would call me with the room #. he called me, he had this great deep voice. seemed to just match completely. he instructed me to knock on the door, he would open it but not to enter immediately. he would be ass up, face in the pillow and ready to be plowed. so i do what he asks. i get there, i knock, the door opens. i open the door and it's dark. i figure whatever floats his boat. i work up a hardon, i slip on the condom. i go to the bed and i feel for his ass... i find he's not exactly what he said he was. i'm not a prick, i'm not an asshole - everyone needs some love and i don't discriminate. as long as you're a decent person and don't lie, i'll give you a shot. i reach to this guy and he's at least three times the size of what he said... age AND weight. i get off the bed and he gets mad! i turn on the lights and the guy on the bed is NOT who he said he was... he starts to cry! he tells me how he's so sorry, he's a compulsive liar, he can't stop himself... i just get dressed and leave. he calls me, begging me to come back - he wants me to give him some money for the room!!!!!!! because i wasted his time!!!!!!

i laugh and hang up. two weeks later, the same guy responds to my profile... says his grandfather went in his place and he's sorry... yeah, can u imagine?

 

[angelone]

Well, these experiences are enough to turn me celibate again. I'm six feet tall, 234 lbs and pear-shaped, so I understand that I'm no longer the polynesian god I once was. But I wouldn't want to lie to get some cuddling and romantic embraces though I have been tempted to. I would rather watch Broke Straight Boys and jackoff than deceive someone into having sex with me - it's entirely a very messy affair.

 

[rapper]

High Hopes

Well, these experiences are enough to turn me celibate again. I'm six feet tall, 234 lbs and pear-shaped, so I understand that I'm no longer the polynesian god I once was. But I wouldn't want to lie to get some cuddling and romantic embraces though I have been tempted to. I would rather watch Broke Straight Boys and jackoff than deceive someone into having sex with me - it's entirely a very messy affair.

Fortunately these things don't happen often. I have never understood why a man would lie about himself when he knows that ultimately, he'll face me. The ones who really piss me off are the ones who get their rocks off arranging a meeting. Of course they never plan to carry through with it. Just the negotiations get them hot. Oh, I could write a book. How 'bout the one who wanted me to call him . . . his phone pauses got longer and longer. I finally asked him "Do you have your cock in your hand right now?" He said yes . . . there's all kinds of people out there.

 

[joeychuck2]

Havent done online meetings in a very long time. It used to be an exciting thing and I enjoyed it. Fortunately I never had a major problem. Had great sex with some and then there was the few that we became good friends non sexual.

 

[rapper]

Friends

Havent done online meetings in a very long time. It used to be an exciting thing and I enjoyed it. Fortunately I never had a major problem. Had great sex with some and then there was the few that we became good friends non sexual.

I knew this man sort of socially and then he propositioned me. So I said "What do you want to do?" And he said "I donno, just see your junk." So I said OK and we got naked. So we laid around and then petted each other some and talked about old lovers. So finally, I said "You don't light my fire." And he said "Well you don't light mine either." So we went to breakfast and I have known him for years now. Never shared an orgasm, but lots of gossipy talk. Life is strange . . .

 

[joninliverton]

Tip - Don't meet anyone unless you've seen them on cam or video call from mobile. They could be anyone.

 

[jwglass]

I knew this man sort of socially and then he propositioned me. So I said "What do you want to do?" And he said "I donno, just see your junk." So I said OK and we got naked. So we laid around and then petted each other some and talked about old lovers. So finally, I said "You don't light my fire." And he said "Well you don't light mine either." So we went to breakfast and I have known him for years now. Never shared an orgasm, but lots of gossipy talk. Life is strange . . .

"junk"? really? does anyone still use that phrase?? lol