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Happy Birthday Peter

Happy Birthday, Peter!!​

Damn, I actually missed wishing a cock a good day...I'm fuckin' slipping. Hope you enjoyed your B-day...with a B-Jay!:bump:
A dick for all seasons and all reasons!

This reminds me about a joke concerning an aging truck driver. It says that a truck driver never really dies. He just goes about having a new Peterbilt, instead!

I hope that this guarantees you that hope springs eternal for your Peter! So long as you can continue to count on building a new Peterbilt in the future! What is even better is that your next one can get any color in the book that you want! They even have leopard skins or zebra stripes and they can even be any length and girth you want, while also being fitted with as many wheels as your little heart desires! They even, with the heop of aerodynamic packages, prepare them to race around Indy, as well leaving pecker tracks where ever they may go!

It seems to be the perfect gift that keeps on giving throughout the year! A DICK FOR ALL SEASONS AND ALL REASONS!



Happy Birthday Peter!!! Sorry I'm late:frown:
Happy Birthday Peter!!! Sorry I'm late:frown:
Actually my Bday is today the 4th, so your not late my friend. Johnny jumped the gun:blush: Thank you everyone for the wishes. I plan on having a very mellow, stress free and relaxing day.
Thanks Johnny!! Mark could you move this over to the General side Tx
Hmmmm, so there is a new sheriff in town, as our old "thread policeman" is now a retired English bobby.


But that is all :offtopic:

So let me wish a very :birthday: to a handsome young gentleman who is a great forumite, and more important to me a great friend!!!! (Oh and a hero too), lol.

Have a wonderful day and year, young man! You are not getting older. You are getting better, (according to your 23 year old "fuck toy") :par50::par13:
He IS a hero too. lol Saving handsome damsels in distress, mopping floors in a single bound...being a good friend to others. xoo
He IS a hero too. lol Saving handsome damsels in distress, mopping floors in a single bound...being a good friend to others. xoo
Indeed he is SuperPeter

Announcer: Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

Voices: Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superpeter!

Announcer: Yes, it's Superpeter, strange visitor from Arizona, who came to Seattle with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superpeter, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Peter H, mild-mannered grocery man for a great metropolitan supermarket chain, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the gay way.

Sorry Peter I did not mean to jump the gun.Hope you have a great Birthday Today.:confused1:
xo Johnny

Not at all Johnny. You posted it after midnight EST. So that is today. For Peter out in Seattle it was only a little before 11:00 pm Monday there. But Tuesday here. :wink:

You see, people out West are slower than the rest of us. So be sure to use small words, talk slowly and repeat yourself often. That way they can keep up with us. lmao :biggrin:
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Feeling very blessed to have "friends I've never met yet". You guys are the main reason I continue my membership! Oh yea the porn too!!
Petah, Petah, Petah...I muhst have my Petah fuhst thing in the morning! - Ms. Bette Davis

Peter in the morning, Peter in the evening, Peter at supper time. Give me a little Peter, and then you will be mine!