Happy Birthday Mark
Hey Boss,
I hope you have a very wonderful birthday, and that you received tons of presents or at least 2 (times are getting rough on some), I was going to put a couple hundred dollars in this e-mail but, I had already licked, stamped , and sent the e-mail before I noticed the money laying next to that catolog near the page where I found some stuff I've been wanting pretty bad. I wish I hadn't forgot to send it as I'm sure you could have used it.
I also thought about getting naked and wrapping myself up in nice shiny paper with a bow on my cock but, all I could find was those bows with the pointy thing that you push into the package and well....I'm just not into piercings. particullarly down there.
I'm just glad your birthday is not on the 4th of November because thats my moms and we never seem to get along particularly when she's griping at me.
I also thought about sending you the baseball trophy I won in High School as a souvenir but decided against that idea because it has those big round balls and I'm much to shy to go into a porn store..I may need it later on.
I also was going to send you a fancy card like some of the other guys here with all those jumping little people jumping up and down celebrating your birthday with the banners and all the colored letters but, I just don't know how to make them as I haven't been around the site that long...
Oh hell, I didn't get you anything and I'm sorry...can I just give you a blow job and we call it good.
Casper
P. S. it looks like that Thomas guy don't know how to do all that stuff either HaHa...damn, what a dumb ass. Do you think we should tell him or do you think he already knows.
P. S. S. Please don't let Thomas read this since I really think he's pretty kewl.