Johnny. My Brother!
You always have the most unique outlook of any Forumite that posts here. So your "one man's opinion" is always worth a lot.
But I have to disclose something that may get me thrown out of the membership forum altogether. I am not technically qualified on twitter. I'm perhaps the ONLY man in America not so qualified, and not only do I fear that I will get thrown off the forum, I fear that my American Citizenship will get revoked and I will become a Stateless Person in my old age. Put aboard a boat in Galveston or New Orleans and shoved out to sea to face my old age all alone, with just raw fish to eat and having to figure out how to convert salt water to drinking water. (That'd probably be harder than learning twitter)
Rather than face this "dark and rainy" inevitability, perhaps I will summon a hot kid from the college to teach me "twitter". Its hard to learn anything new at my age, but if a hot young guy is teaching me, I find it to be a lot easier.
You can't depend on dying anymore. (I'm nearly 90 and my dick still works good enough to jerk off to good porn or if I have a hot guy naked in the bed with me, even though it doesn't work well enough to fuck a hot ass. Someone wants to talk about
Johnny Forza Flaccid Dick Syndrome!) So, if dying is your plan to avoid facing the new technical revolution that is upon us, I guess you can just forget that. It hasn't worked for me. So maybe I have to put on my big boy pants and learn twitter. OH SHIT!
Damn, life is complicated.