So my interview will be a little more naughty and porn related...
1) How do you define yourself, sexually? Gay, sraight, bi, curious, gender fluid, agender?
100% gay. But with an odd (for me) mild attraction to [some] female cleavage.
2) Where is the weirdest place you ever had sex?
In a friend's backyard in the 1980's. Alone with my friend in the dark. And then after we finished, suddenly hearing footsteps of a presumably straight next-door neighbor as he walked back into the back door of his house. Oops! lol
3) What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
Since I am a rather timid soul at heart, and not in the best of physical health these last several years... I'd say that one of my craziest moments was ziplining off of a mountaintop on an island in Honduras. If we're talking porn related... It would probably be, getting to hold a porn star's dick while he took a piss.
4) What are your turn ons?
Kissing, chemistry, nice dicks, beautiful and kind eyes, nice hair and good overall facial grooming, younger adult guys, handholding, long romantic moonlight walks on the beach. Getting to hold guys' dicks while they piss. lol
5) What do you like to see in a porn scene?
Passionate kissing with tongue, chemistry, Frottage, genuine moaning in pleasure, eye contact in moments of passion, both dicks touching the other at least once.
6) What are your turn offs (does this expression exist?)
Yes. Turn-ons and turn-offs are totally acceptable English words and phrases Bart.
Turn-offs: Greasy or otherwise dirty looking hair, body odor, bad breath, yellow teeth, an unkempt appearance in either clothing or hygiene. Meanness, dishonesty, lack of empathy and arrogance.
7) What don't you like seen in porn?
Fake kissing with fish-lip pecking and no tongue, a dead fish just laying there...like a rag doll, really fake yelling and moaning, bad acting or overacting, arrogance on the part of performers, being selfish in bed.
8) Describe your first time in 3 words.
Scary, pleasurable, fumbling, awkward. Oops. That's 4. haha
9) How would perfect sex be?
All of my turn-ons listed above, with someone I loved or cared deeply for as a person first...and not just an attractive body.
Well... I guess we can know each other much 'closer' after answering it, right?