Getting To Know Bruno Cartella

[mikeyank]

Bruno has a different look. He is a good looking 24 year old looking to get into a modeling and acting career. I'm not sure if this is the right path to getting into it by doing gay porn but that is what he says. Which reminds me, he uses the word, "honestly" quite a bit in answering Sha's questions. He may have said "honestly" ten times and I wonder if that is a cover up for not being so honest. In answering the key questions for me, he says that he has a girlfriend for a year now. She knows that he is at the Broke Straight Boys studio and they have kinky sex, including her using a strap on him, but he says he has never had sex with a guy before. He doesn't look or act as straight as he claims to be, but it could be part of the current metro-sexual look among young people. We will learn more when he jerks off and then has sex with a guy, probably bottoming early on in his career.....honestly! lol

 

[oldfart63]

Bruno has a different look. He is a good looking 24 year old looking to get into a modeling and acting career. I'm not sure if this is the right path to getting into it by doing gay porn but that is what he says. Which reminds me, he uses the word, "honestly" quite a bit in answering Sha's questions. He may have said "honestly" ten times and I wonder if that is a cover up for not being so honest. In answering the key questions for me, he says that he has a girlfriend for a year now. She knows that he is at the Broke Straight Boys studio and they have kinky sex, including her using a strap on him, but he says he has never had sex with a guy before. He doesn't look or act as straight as he claims to be, but it could be part of the current metro-sexual look among young people. We will learn more when he jerks off and then has sex with a guy, probably bottoming early on in his career.....honestly! lol

He said his girlfriend would, "...break an arm and a leg for me." Is she maybe related to the Sopranos? But honestly, isn't tattooing 'Versace' on your arm all the rage with straight guys today? I just don't know anymore.

 

[StudddAndy]

When someone preceeds a reply with the word "honestly" you can usually presume that they are about to give you and untrue answer. The way he pauses before he answers ANY question seems to indicate that he is making it up. I mean, even his name and age are something he has to stop and think through before he answers. Christ!

Plus, I wish I could take the world "like" out of his vocabulary. He uses it so much, you can't tell what he means when he answers a question. If he doesn't want you to know the answer to the question, he just strings a whole group of "likes" together and lets you figure it out.

Then, there's the matter about the hair. I SURE think he needs to go to Los Angeles for a hair styling. Its true, that the hair gives modeling agencies the numerous options he mentions, but if you are looking for a modeling job, your hair, I would think, needs to look like the model they are wanting. Not a model that they could possibly make over into a model they want.

IF this guy isn't gay, he missed one of the best chances anyone ever had to be gay. Jesus.

The way he looks, the way he talks. It makes you wonder if Broke Straight Boys interviews these guys before they bring them here to interview on the set. I'm very open to having gay models on Broke Straight Boys, but I don't understand how this guy got past first base.

Oh well.

 

[oldfart63]

IF this guy isn't gay, he missed one of the best chances anyone ever had to be gay. Jesus.

Be patient, Studdd, there's still hope! I noticed for a moment he had quite the shoulder movement going on. But maybe that's a model thing.

 

[TexPenn]

Have to agree with you..I got a big Gay Vibe from this kid..

 

[petefromsaintpete]

When someone preceeds a reply with the word "honestly" you can usually presume that they are about to give you and untrue answer. The way he pauses before he answers ANY question seems to indicate that he is making it up. I mean, even his name and age are something he has to stop and think through before he answers. Christ!

Plus, I wish I could take the world "like" out of his vocabulary. He uses it so much, you can't tell what he means when he answers a question. If he doesn't want you to know the answer to the question, he just strings a whole group of "likes" together and lets you figure it out.

Then, there's the matter about the hair. I SURE think he needs to go to Los Angeles for a hair styling. Its true, that the hair gives modeling agencies the numerous options he mentions, but if you are looking for a modeling job, your hair, I would think, needs to look like the model they are wanting. Not a model that they could possibly make over into a model they want.

IF this guy isn't gay, he missed one of the best chances anyone ever had to be gay. Jesus.

The way he looks, the way he talks. It makes you wonder if Broke Straight Boys interviews these guys before they bring them here to interview on the set. I'm very open to having gay models on Broke Straight Boys, but I don't understand how this guy got past first base.

Oh well.

I always am happy to read your evaluation of a model. Thanks lol

 

[Wylie1]

Honestly, that was [like] the worst interview, ever. But he should [like] be OK if [like] the pre-scene chit-chat is [like] left out or is very, very short.

 

[mikeyank]

Honestly, that was [like] the worst interview, ever. But he should [like] be OK if [like] the pre-scene chit-chat is [like] left out or is very, very short.

I have to say honestly that you are a very funny guy, Wylie1, honestly!

 

[stowe1]

Well when I saw his picture when it was first posted, I thought he was a girl. He has so many historically gay stereotypical markers that he could be a poster boy for them. And he scores a 9 on my "nelly meter"!!! And I'm guessing the "girlfriend" is really a fag hag with benefits, the benefit being fucking him with her strap-on.

Even if you were to give the broadest meaning to my dear friend mikey's "believably straight" classification, this guy comes nowhere close to meeting it.

Obviously we need bottoms, as sha indicated in the most recent bts with Charles Owens. He is a more masculine non-nelly model. Bruno is our more nelly, femme bottom boy. He might very well succeed in that role; but I'd skip any scenes where he would be topping.

 

[Repareur]

I agree with all of you. I think the hair may be so he can do a bouffant in drag. Like really, honestly! Never ever knew a straight boy with a Versace tattoo either.

 

[Joseph5521]

The hair is a bit out there. Not sure if that helps his look.

 

[SFPS01]

Lord have mercy...........That hair came straight from the Donna Reed show I am sure......If this kid is straight then you would also believe that Donald Trump is the most honest person in the world..........NOT in either case. My gaydar went off the charts. For a more proper perspective lets compare this kid with Jake!!

 

[oldfart63]

I agree with all of you. I think the hair may be so he can do a bouffant in drag. Like really, honestly! Never ever knew a straight boy with a Versace tattoo either.

Honestly, my first thought was, "Whoa, Nelly"!

 

[petefromsaintpete]

I am sorry, I don't want to pile on B.U.T.......... when I heard the name Bruno Cartella & his picture wasn't shown my imagination was one of these Not one of these . But as Mikey said lets give him a chance, but I do prefer the other two.

 

[Repareur]

I am sorry, I don't want to pile on B.U.T.......... when I heard the name Bruno Cartella & his picture wasn't shown my imagination was one of these View attachment 19625 Not one of these View attachment 19626. But as Mikey said lets give him a chance, but I do prefer the other two.

You and me both! But the two above would be on a different site they like boys as apposed to men. I would just as soon have men personally but we would probably have more trouble convincing them to try that than get hold of some real straight boys. Which is evidently pretty damn hard since it rarely occurs.

 

[bestkisser]

Sorry, but I could not watch this...he is scary looking...that hair has to go!

 

[peterh6308]

Seems like a nice guy

 

[elyot1]

Well when I saw his picture when it was first posted, I thought he was a girl. He has so many historically gay stereotypical markers that he could be a poster boy for them. And he scores a 9 on my "nelly meter"!!! And I'm guessing the "girlfriend" is really a fag hag with benefits, the benefit being fucking him with her strap-on.

Even if you were to give the broadest meaning to my dear friend mikey's "believably straight" classification, this guy comes nowhere close to meeting it.

Obviously we need bottoms, as sha indicated in the most recent bts with Charles Owens. He is a more masculine non-nelly model. Bruno is our more nelly, femme bottom boy. He might very well succeed in that role; but I'd skip any scenes where he would be topping.

Totally agree

 

[AtlantaGuy]

Agree with all the above remarks. This guy(?) has to be delusional if he thinks he is model material and for gods sake get the scissors and try to do something to that ridiculous hair. Who OK'd his being accepted for Broke Straight Boys?

 

[petefromsaintpete]

Sorry, but I could not watch this...he is scary looking...that hair has to go!

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