***Kodi is a god along with TYLER and DIESAL***
Dear fellow Broke Straight Boys-botniks:
We in ur fav queer texas frat - well 9 of us- were at Planet Fitness working out and started playing "Finish the "honest" sports interview". U can take parts of the real interview and add or not but it is fun. This is what we fantasized below:
1) with Rafael Nadal after he lost to Lukas Rosol: "..um well he was playing without nerves and I was totally in his hands..." NOW ADD <like i was in his hands last night when he forhanded my caliente Espanish culo on the terrace with his solid Czech club but he told me if I swallowed he would let me win...>
2) Rosol on beating Nadal: "..it was a miracle, i planned to get under his skin..." NOW ADD <and tear up his ass on Centre Court with the Queen watching like I tore up his ass while we watched Queen w/Freddy Mercury!>
3)Tiger Woods after going +1 at AT&T tourney: "..hit the damn ball into the f'ing sandtrap like cramming my cock into those diner skanks hurt my lie too...">
4) LeBron James on winning NBA MVP and Championship: <"first Dan Gilbert, owner of Cleveland Cavaliers was pissed off when I left because I never got back to him on his bj'ing skills which he bragged would keep me in a Cavs uniform and he didn't cup my nutsack like they did at my Admiral farragut Academy, my high school; fact2 is Pat Riley rims like a magician and Dwayne Wade told me he could ride me since he had learned to handle all of Shaq in his ass with only spit for lube - fact3 is the Miami Heat accommodated my needs and my 11 inches plus Coach Spo aint got no gag reflex.">
Other Stuff:
Tim Lincecum the Giants pitcher is too pretty to be 100% into pussy.
Shoedazzle.com now allows all womyn to dress like cheap $4 hookers with the trampshoes - most with 4in 5in 6in fmp heels.
And there are now these applique tats that can be put on ur body that shine and glitter - these used to be the sort of items that only bikermamas and streetwalkers put in unmentionable body places.
The M&M pretzel commercial is anti-analsex because the pretzel and the M&M both act embarassed and pissed off - kinda llike Jimmy did in some of his Broke Straight Boys scenes.
Kodi is a god!!!!
Dear fellow Broke Straight Boys-botniks:
We in ur fav queer texas frat - well 9 of us- were at Planet Fitness working out and started playing "Finish the "honest" sports interview". U can take parts of the real interview and add or not but it is fun. This is what we fantasized below:
1) with Rafael Nadal after he lost to Lukas Rosol: "..um well he was playing without nerves and I was totally in his hands..." NOW ADD <like i was in his hands last night when he forhanded my caliente Espanish culo on the terrace with his solid Czech club but he told me if I swallowed he would let me win...>
2) Rosol on beating Nadal: "..it was a miracle, i planned to get under his skin..." NOW ADD <and tear up his ass on Centre Court with the Queen watching like I tore up his ass while we watched Queen w/Freddy Mercury!>
3)Tiger Woods after going +1 at AT&T tourney: "..hit the damn ball into the f'ing sandtrap like cramming my cock into those diner skanks hurt my lie too...">
4) LeBron James on winning NBA MVP and Championship: <"first Dan Gilbert, owner of Cleveland Cavaliers was pissed off when I left because I never got back to him on his bj'ing skills which he bragged would keep me in a Cavs uniform and he didn't cup my nutsack like they did at my Admiral farragut Academy, my high school; fact2 is Pat Riley rims like a magician and Dwayne Wade told me he could ride me since he had learned to handle all of Shaq in his ass with only spit for lube - fact3 is the Miami Heat accommodated my needs and my 11 inches plus Coach Spo aint got no gag reflex.">
Other Stuff:
Tim Lincecum the Giants pitcher is too pretty to be 100% into pussy.
Shoedazzle.com now allows all womyn to dress like cheap $4 hookers with the trampshoes - most with 4in 5in 6in fmp heels.
And there are now these applique tats that can be put on ur body that shine and glitter - these used to be the sort of items that only bikermamas and streetwalkers put in unmentionable body places.
The M&M pretzel commercial is anti-analsex because the pretzel and the M&M both act embarassed and pissed off - kinda llike Jimmy did in some of his Broke Straight Boys scenes.
Kodi is a god!!!!
