That don't look like any schwin seat I ever rode.
Tell me about it... Maybe it is one of Carrot Top's Props.
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Tell me about it... Maybe it is one of Carrot Top's Props.
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Jayman, you are off topic. 
Jayman, you are off topic.
Yes, sir I am. However; in my defense I could not find any pictures of saddles with dildos mounted on them. So, when I saw the bike; I couldn't help myself. I had to post it. LOL
Although it is not arm bone either; I found it to be humorous.
Groan... Where's the emoticom for someone throwing tomatoes?
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Jayman, you are going to get a spanking and I don't mean in the fun way !!!!! 
Jayman, you are going to get a spanking and I don't mean in the fun way !!!!!
Please remember my membership is my stress relief from school and everyday BS. In regards to the bike. "that there is funny, I don't care who you are." (Larry The Cable Guy) It also applies to riding something. Maybe not a horse. This room is full of people who really understand and can get a laugh out of gay humor. That bike was just too funny. This thread was the perfect thread for that bike.
I am an avid humanitarian at this point in life and I have dealt with: suicidal people, dying people, developmentally challenged people, people with addictions, people who have been sexually abused, battered women and children, people with severe mental health issues, people who have lost their homes in fires, floods, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. No matter how serious the situation I have always found a way to laugh in the face of fear, terror, and loss. I will always continue to do so. I know that you understand. Bless your heart.
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Ok, now where do I report for my ass spanking??? BTW is my ass spanking on topic or do I need to ride a horse nude or something??? You do know there is some kind of pentence for spanking a priest, don't you?
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Saqddles with dildoes
I guess you could ride backwards on a western saddle and use the horn.... you'd better be able to take a coke can up your ass first, but it might work.
I like the bike!
Jayman keep finding the good stuff that makes us laugh. We'll only spank you if you want to be spanked. 
As a side note, I guess they are looking for a replacement for Daniel Radcliffe when he leaves Equus. There has been some talk of Zak Efron, but I think Jayman and Mr. Skip would b e a great addition to the great white way. And he gets to play with a horsey!
Yours,
Jayce
I guess you could ride backwards on a western saddle and use the horn.... you'd better be able to take a coke can up your ass first, but it might work.I like the bike!
Jayman keep finding the good stuff that makes us laugh. We'll only spank you if you want to be spanked. As a side note, I guess they are looking for a replacement for Daniel Radcliffe when he leaves Equus. There has been some talk of Zak Efron, but I think Jayman and Mr. Skip would b e a great addition to the great white way. And he gets to play with a horsey!
Yours,
Jayce
I like the bike!
As a side note, i guess they are looking for a replacement for daniel radcliffe when he leaves equus. There has been some talk of zak efron, but i think jayman and mr. Skip would b e a great addition to the great white way. And he gets to play with a horsey!
Yours,
jayce
lol
You called him mister Skip. Interesting...
Do any of the rest of you think that Zak Efron is highly overrated? With good lighting, good camera work and several professional cosmetologists working on him they can make him look decent on film. But I can't help but think that if you saw him walking around a typical college campus that you would hardly give him a second look. Because there would be so many other guys who were much cuter without any help. Having said that, if he did star in Equus would I want to see nude photos of him? Sigh... Of course I would! LOL
Maybe the horse wouldn't let Jayman ride him nude because he was jealous of Mr. Skip! LOL
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Who loves ya BB???
Quick dande01! Bring the cameras!!
You called him mister Skip. Interesting...
Do any of the rest of you think that Zak Efron is highly overrated? With good lighting, good camera work and several professional cosmetologists working on him they can make him look decent on film. But I can't help but think that if you walked around a typical college campus that you would hardly give him a second look. Because there would be so many other guys who were much cuter without any help.
Maybe the horse wouldn't let Jayman ride him nude because he was jealous of Mr. Skip! LOL
You guys are bad.
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Please remember my membership is my stress relief from school and everyday BS. In regards to the bike. "that there is funny, I don't care who you are." (Larry The Cable Guy) It also applies to riding something. Maybe not a horse. This room is full of people who really understand and can get a laugh out of gay humor. That bike was just too funny. This thread was the perfect thread for that bike.
I am an avid humanitarian at this point in life and I have dealt with: suicidal people, dying people, developmentally challenged people, people with addictions, people who have been sexually abused, battered women and children, people with severe mental health issues, people who have lost their homes in fires, floods, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. No matter how serious the situation I have always found a way to laugh in the face of fear, terror, and loss. I will always continue to do so. I know that you understand. Bless your heart.
Who loves ya BB???
How about we spank the "monkey"!
Kinky... But I like it!!
That could be painful. Remember Monkeys can attack back.
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- In the wake of a highly publicized chimpanzee attack, the U.S. House made its first official move to ban humans from owning primates as pets.
Travis, seen here as a younger chimp, was fatally shot by police after attacking a woman, authorities say.
The House overwhelmingly voted in favor of passing the Captive Primate Safety Act on Tuesday, which prohibits people from buying or transporting primates across state lines to keep as pets. This legislation amended the Lacey Act, which had only applied to wildlife and fish.
The Humane Society of the United States applauded the bill, which passed by a vote of 323 to 95.
"There is no reason for any private citizen to keep a primate as a pet, and this trade is driven by unscrupulous dealers who sell primates across state lines for thousands of dollars," said Wayne Pacelle, president and CEO of the HSUS.
Last week, Charla Nash, 55, was left with severe trauma to her face, scalp and hands after her neighbor's pet chimpanzee, Travis, mauled her in Stamford, Connecticut.
Police shot Travis to halt the attack, and he later died of gunshot wounds.
Nash was brought to the famed Cleveland Clinic, where the nation's first face transplant was performed. Doctors there are contemplating whether to offer her a similar procedure.
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The bill was introduced by U.S. Reps. Earl Blumenauer, D-Oregon, and Mark Kirk, R-Illinois, who said it would protect animals and humans from similar attacks.
"As the tragic attack in Connecticut shows us, The Captive Primate Safety Act is necessary, common-sense legislation for the welfare of humans and animals," Blumenauer said. "Make no mistake, this bill will protect communities and ensure the humane treatment of these animals."
"It is inhumane to Cage Kafig primates in private homes. Besides the animal cruelty concerns, the interstate movement of pet primates creates serious public health and safety risks. The Captive Primate Safety Act takes important steps to address these concerns," Kirk said.
As cute as they can be, primates can inflict serious injuries and spread life-threatening disease, according to the Humane Society.
The average pet owner cannot provide for their basic social and physical needs in captivity, says the organization, which estimates 15,000 monkeys and other primates are living as either pets or in private zoos.
"As infants, they are fascinating," said Beth Preiss, who directs the organization's Exotic Pet Campaign. "But they grow up and become dangerous to manage."
The bill moves now to the Senate, where Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer of California and Republican Sen. David Vitter of Louisiana will lead the effort to pass the legislation.
I don't think Mr. Skip would like being spanked either. He likes his nice gentel massages... It must aid in digestion or something. He always spews lucious white hot cream when the massage is done.
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That could be painful. I don't think Mr. Skip would like that. He likes his nice gentel massages... It must aid in digestion or something. He always spews lucious white hot cream when the massage is done.
Is it hot in here or is just me?
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Yes, sir I am. However; in my defense I could not find any pictures of saddles with dildos mounted on them. So, when I saw the bike; I couldn't help myself. I had to post it. LOL
And you were so right Hon........ but we must stay in topic sweetie
duhhhhhh ...... way to go jayyyyyyy
Glad to see this goes way back befor me lol
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