cumrag27
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"Newbie" vs new for 2014 "Knewbie"...???
Dear Stimpy, Dakota is not a newbie . He is an experienced porn performer. Limp dicks all around , stupid banter , no emotion. is there ever going to be even a hint of passion or i would settle for some human feeling in these scenes again? I have begun to watch thee scenes while reading the New York Times. This can't be good.[/QUOTEf
Dear Kelly G,
Thank you for your passionate interpretation of the factual info on Dakota Ford, Escort??. You are entitled to your interpretation of the employment histories of relative newbies to Broke Straight Boys, short of viewing their actual W-2's or personnel files. I don't object nor want to spoil your fun, but then, hopefully you don't want to spoil my fun either. I think with a little creative thinking and image enhancing, it is not too late for Dakota to trade-in that old image and qualify as a 2014 fully factory fresh; sexually-refurbished; and documented low-mileage "Knewbie" only taken out by a few horny altar boys on Sundays after Mass, but ONLY for personal worship!
I did not feel it was incumbent upon me to perform a background search as others did. So What I say! In a free society like ours, that is our choice and we must respect each other's decision. Just do me a favor and remember this: He is not applying for a job as a day care worker; a youth-director for some church kindergarten OR orphanage program; or seeking employment protecting our own security by covertly intercepting international phone calls from our closest allies across the big ocean; filled with dark blue water and an accumulation of certain legendary unsinkable sunken ships; sitting on its side; in pieces from hardly more than some mere unlucky iceberg event - more than a century ago.
All I ask is that for 2014, we resolve to give the boy and others, that cum our way, a chance to start afresh and redeem himself for Broke Straight Boys purposes. After all and in some way, we each have had the occasion to use poor judgment in our past, as well.
Furthermore, when Damien was having his way with Dakota's notably thick dick, Dakota was only limp for a twinkling of an eye(i.e. a second or two) and it took a few minutes for our "Knewbie" Dakota to get Damien up and aimed in the proper position. That's all! And certainly I don't think a "limp dick should apply to the lovely and beautifully masculine Damien Kyle!
I have just been in my more feisty mood lately brought on most likely with the relentless cold, so please realize this condition won't last forever until the next cold blast! Thanks all for your concern!
Stimpy