I'm coming round to the idea that maybe you actually have become a forum addict after all, and that the fix you get from interfacing with some admittedly fairly intelligent, interested and perceptive fans here is something you find you need.
I admit that I was originally impressed with what I saw as a totally clever marketing ploy on Mark's and Scorpio's part, $500 basic and $4.50 for every post, cheap at the price, something you could do in your spare time. The mission: shift the mood, distract the moaners, charm the fans, throw out lots of interactive stuff for the children to play with, rehabilitate Jimmy, drum up punters for CB.
But I changed my mind a while ago. I can't help thinking this might be just your cup of tea. Either way the whole Rob phenomenon is excellent. So many people have fallen in love with you, the vibe on the forum is very changed, and we all, you seemingly included, are getting a lot out of the fact of your being here.