ballboy
Active Member
Dear Broke Straight Boys,
My super deluxe model kit #BSB10.5Chasen arrived and I assembled it last night. It was easy to put together and only required a little Elmer's Super Glue and some elbow grease. I first tried it with the recommended AAA batteries in the appendage attachment and found that my local WalMart did not have a sufficient stock to fill it. So, using the adapter (part b1) I switched to D cell and, after robbing every flashlight in my neighborhood and breaking into the local Ace Hardware I collected enough to supply sufficient power to turn it on. My only problem was the power drainage in maintaining operation was such that I burned out my recharger after less than three minutes of use. After consulting your operating manual I switched over to the AC power adapter and was amazed at how quickly the appendage sprang into action. Unfortunately, the local power station crashed from the overload and we suffered a six hour blackout. In the future, when marketing a product on this scale, you might consider providing it with its own generator.
Sincerely,
A nearly satisfied customer
PS
My plastic surgeon says he should have the smile removed by next Friday. However, the Elmer's dried faster than expected and my proctologist is deeply concerned.
Thanks rifle, now I have to shower from peeing myself. From now on, when i see your name on a post, I'm putting on a pair of depends.