Dear
Broke Straight Boys,
My super deluxe model kit #BSB10.5Chasen arrived and I assembled it last night. It was easy to put together and only required a little Elmer's Super Glue and some elbow grease. I first tried it with the recommended AAA batteries in the appendage attachment and found that my local WalMart did not have a sufficient stock to fill it. So, using the adapter (part b1) I switched to D cell and, after robbing every flashlight in my neighborhood and breaking into the local Ace Hardware I collected enough to supply sufficient power to turn it on. My only problem was the power drainage in maintaining operation was such that I burned out my recharger after less than three minutes of use. After consulting your operating manual I switched over to the AC power adapter and was amazed at how quickly the appendage sprang into action. Unfortunately, the local power station crashed from the overload and we suffered a six hour blackout. In the future, when marketing a product on this scale, you might consider providing it with its own generator.
Sincerely,
A nearly satisfied customer
PS
My plastic surgeon says he should have the smile removed by next Friday. However, the Elmer's dried faster than expected and my proctologist is deeply concerned.