eeney, meeney, miny, moe! Moe or less!
So how do you prefer your
Broke Straight Boys models to groom themselves?
Having now watched many
Broke Straight Boys and
College Boy Physicals scenes I've noticed some of the boys shave their pubic hair and others not. Like Zakk with his Basic Bikini, Mike R, Alex and Tony with their Wedges, Chino going Brazilain and Tyler who goes Natural but "sometimes trims for the members".
Apparently benefits of shaving your pubic hair include:
• Erection looks bigger
• Interest & novelty
• Improved hygiene
• Sensuality and sexiness
So what's your opinion on the subject? Are you into guys shaving all of the hair off their manhood? Are you into a little trimming? Or are you into a guy that just goes au' natural?
Undie
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Dear Undie,
Thanks with the visual references even if they are not actual photos of guys. I'll be sure to carry this visual aid the next time I want the "GT racing stripes". Last time I got this number, I came out prettier than any poodle at a world class dog show and those balls of fluff on my ankles and my outer reaches of my tail bone are great for cushioning the blow and minimizing the friction when being pounded feverishly by a unrelenting aggressive poodle as what transpired at the International Dog Show. However, my blue ribbon was not exactly what I expected after asking simply for a trim and wax job.
Besides, my kennel club national dues have long expired for the AKC organization and their strong arm tactics were waisted on an unappreciative hair-fashion victim, me. I gave them back their leather collar and complementary food-n-water bowl intended as a memento on the way out.
For me to restore any semblance of my lost manhood, I would find all but 1 1/2 of the styles presented acceptable, thats right 1.5.
For my tastes the GT racing is totally out and of the Waxing/Bleaching indicated a change of color leaves me puzzled. It seems to me, not to mention good common sense, if you have a waxing job done, why bleach what isn't there? If this really means "Anal Bleaching" then I get my advise from the heavens, namely Saturn. As we all know, Saturn has rings which signifies anal bleaching is not approved in outer space nor cool. I would necessarily have to bow to the timeless tastes in the heavens above and hope to avoid any meteor showers.
One final exception to this complex issue is the fact that
I can really enjoy a "fluffy bush" just fine as long as it is regular and neat its in overall shape and not "wirey" like a Brillo steel wool pad. Once it has stringers and thickets or becomes a substitute for a "Tropical Rain Forest" due to its density, appears on Doppler radar as a storm front and/or fails metal detectors due to built up debris, I say something has gotta go, me or that gnarly bush.(G W has already left) Even that much maligned 5 O'clock shadow issue reminiscent of the "Fuller Brush Man" is small potatoes in comparison.
Unlike many people who see only black and white, I see no black and no white, only GREY. Simple answers, therefore, are unfortunately not available form me, use the Express Lane if you are dying to pee.
Answer to above queries:
1. Are you into guys shaving all of the hair off their manhood? Attempted with varied rates of success and noticeable feelings of diminished manhood(akin to pre-pubescent) in a long-ago time when being "clean shaven" was decidedly not the usual and only limited as permissible to swimmers and those returning from surgery.
Yes, but I would do it now except it is too much trouble with too many obstacles preventing desireably bloodless results. Nonetheless, it is one of todays greatest fashion trends for those into fashion.
2. Are you into a little trimming?
Previous favorite sport nostalgically speaking but, No Longer Practiced here!
3. Or are you into a guy that just goes au' natural?
Currently, Yes but only slightly or shall we say "sparsely hairy" and almost nothing to get tripped up about.