I've been drooling over this guy's butt for days now. I'm a bit worried that when I next need petrol instead of my usual request of "50 dollars or full, whichever comes first", I'll ask the attendant for, "9 inches or full, whichever comes first"
Where oh where has this sweetie been lately. If he is hitchhiking, all I can say is...I AM AT HIS SERVICE ANYTIME I NEED TO BROADEN MY PERSECTIVES OR FILL ANY CAVITIES!