Bad Porn Movie Titles

[carking1]

Okay, I have seen some pornos in the video store where they have taken a popular movie title and "tweaked" it a little to make it a porn title. Some examples:

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sorest Rump

So, believe it or not, I was sitting around with my sons one night and we started to try to come up with our own. I think I have the all-time greatest:

Seeping With the Enema

Can you top that one?

 

[carefreewc]

Lemme see I have 2 that come to mind...

The Sopornos (and may I add there's been at least 3 sequels to this)
Tiger's Wood
Silience of the Loins

 

[MissDeidra]

Seeping With the Enema

Just say "NO" to scat porn!!!

 

[carking1]

How about "From Here to Paternity"?

 

[tucsonjayce]

Here's a few (and nobody said they were all good!)

Anal-ize this
Bareback Mountain
Goodfellatios
Requiem for a Wetdream
Das Booty
Full Metal Jackoff
Cumdog Millionaire
Die Hard (Think about it)
Cool Handjob Luke
There will be cum
Lick Ass
Witness for the Prostitution
Trainspurting
Toy Story (no need to change the name!)
V for Viagra
Dick Soup
Planet of the Rapes
The Bi Curious case of Benjamin Button
The True Man Show
Spermacus
Gloryholes
Arse, Nick and old face

Enjoy!!

 

[jasonaz]

Hairy Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone

Romancing the Bone


..........................so sorry

 

[nsreed]

Oldie but a goodie "Little Oral Annie"